Wednesday, February 28, 2001

Well, a big site linked me, and that was Antihope.net. I love this site. They linked me cause I linked them a long time ago. And I must say, it is quite an ass kicking site. I've been visiting it since way back when it started as a piece of shit (like this shit this site is recently evolving out of), and it has grown to something really worth checking out every day.
Big floppey donkey dink. I have decided to do more bitching, since that seems to be the most popular type of post that I do. I will also put my best rants on my bitching page, so that you don't have to search through the archives to read them. Well, one thing that's been pissing me off lately is my work boots being wet.

What the fuck. At work, as the day goes by, my work boots get more and more wet on the inside. By the end of the day, I can actually hear the "squish squish squish" of the water inside the boots, with my feet totally fucking soaked and baing more wrinkled up than grandpa's balls. There is no way to describe how uncomfortable this feels, especially on cold days.

But why does it happen? Where the hell does the water come from? I know it isn't sweat, cause my feet are usually freezing, it just doesn't feel like sweat, and my boots don't stink like a camel's ass at the end of the day. So what the fuck? My boots have no holes in them, and I dry them every night in the dryer. It doesn't make sense that the water just comes out of nowhere, and it pisses me off to the point where I want to light the fucking boots on fire and see if they burn.

Having wet feets every day sucks more than my vaccuum when I'm alone in my room with it. Geez.
Hey check it out, we now have a ROMs section on this site. We have shitloads of roms, too! All the downloading is done through FTP though, and while you can leach all you want, there is a limit of 5 users at one time on it, so it might get full sometimes. Happy downloading!
There was an earthquake here today. Well, not really here, it was more down in Seattle. But I sure felt it.

Now, my internet connection is so slow that all i can fucking do is send messages over ICQ. Fuck, surfing the internet is like wading waist-deep in thick monkey shit. It's nearly as slow as a 56k modem. Licker of goat testes. @home can chew on BOTH my nuts. Fuckers.

Maybe the earthquake scared the shit out of them, or maybe their shitty servers (that they bought from a third world country) malfunctioned from the shaking. I dunno, but I'm pretty pissed off. Pissed off enough to start gnawing on my desk again. ArgggggggrrgggHHFF owww my teeth.

Tuesday, February 27, 2001

Well what do you know? I went into CMOS and disabled HDD S.M.A.R.T capability, and the webcam started working again! I realized that the webcam stopped working after I fucked around with the CMOS, and after going back and 'defaulting' it, everything (for the most part) is in working condition.

Now if only I could figure out how to free my willy from the computer disk drive... it somehow got caught in there. (Ok ok... I threatened my computer with an anal raping if the webcam didn't start working... but I raped it anyways). Yikes.
My webcam is being a whiny little cocksucker. I try to run Chillcam (the best webcam program ever), and I get a message: "BT848: The device is not attached to the system." or some shit-de-bull like that. Yes it is attached to my fucking system you eater of shit! My capture card did not disconnect itself and run away!

I will fix this... but where the fuck am I supposed to start? Computer says my capture card is not attached. I re-installed it and made sure it was attached. Still get the same error messageI Jesus Lizard! So you may not see my pretty face for a while on the top right corner of this page, and I'm sure the female visitors of this site will be fairly disappointed. Blame the general retardation of my computer (or maybe just Windows 98).
I have AOL instant messenger now. It sucks horse shit through a pink straw, but since everyone has one, I might as well have one too. My screen name is: I am Slurrey Guy. Add me if you want to make your life a little more interesting.
Someone is impersonating people in our beloved discussion board. What this moronic chimp doesn't realize is that everyone can see his IP number. And besides, certain people have certain ways of talking, and the anal-raping-by-dad victim does not know how to impersonate people properly. After all, when did M.C. Rae start calling someone a "hor" for no particular reason at all?

Monday, February 26, 2001

Slurrey Show Episode 5 is up, and it's in a new format so ANYONE can watch it. This episode kicked awesome ass, with great moments such as retards attacking M.C. Rae, and M.C. Rae getting fed up with out misbehaviour and storming off the set!! Great shit!

Tomorrow I am missing work due to a dentist appointment. Yes I have to miss work for one measly appointment, but considering that my dentist's idea of dental tools is a hammer and chisel, missing work is probably a good idea for tomorrow. I might shot up at the school to pick some more shit up and to molest some of the grade 9 girls. Sounds good.

Saturday, February 24, 2001

I would like to officially welcome our most loyal staff member Kink Calb to Beautiful British Columbia. I trust that we will all be happy to see him after his very very long absence. The President and I look forward to "faire le reconnaissance de toi!"

Once again Welcome back


Vice President M.C. Rae
HELLOOOOO CHILDREN!!!
Well, after 3 traumatizing days and nights on a GREYHOUND, I'm Finally in B.C!!
A long trip including 6 booring hours in Chicago, a crazy-ass guy in a green parka who wore black sunglasses and had the draw-string on his hood done up ALL the time, EVEN AT NIGHT! (That freak got off in Seattle, for those of you who want to find him, myself and my fellow passengers labeled him "Unibomber's Brother") A short woman with 2 brats, one that never stopped crying and the other that was never awake, (the Canadian Border crossing guards wouldn't let her cross into B.C, So the busdriver said "Tooo baaad" and we ditched their asses there.) One of the 7 busdrivers I rode with was an ex-Sub-Mariner and ran throught HIS rules of the bus 3 times. My favourite rule being "Alcohol, if you have enough to share with EVERYONE on the bus, pass it around, I'LL be the designated driver"

After 2 full days of sleeping (I slept a total of 4 1/2 hours the whole trip) I am back to being able to tell the difference between an "A" and a "V". I WILL be showing up at Our benevolent President's home to meet the staff I haven't already. I hope to get a spot on the Show, (tight guest list, I hear they turned down Pamela Anderson because Chadlei ? was busy that day... )but I am not dusting off my tux yet.

Mike, I'll call you either tomorrow or the day after to set up a meeting.

Until Next time kiddies......

Thursday, February 22, 2001

Here are some quotes from pedophile Jody Gallicano, please note he doesn't know how to spell

I have some good Jody Gallicano quotes!!!:

"Well tell me than."- Dec. 06, 2000 (Yeah Ok Jody I know that I am better than you, because I know how to use than properly)

"I'm not an Idiot" -Jan. 02, 2001 (I'm not even going to waste my time on this one)

"Chad I am not lieing and soon you are going to find out"- Dec. 19, 2000 (notice aside from his error on "lying" that he cleverly writes you are as two distinct words because he often confuses your and you're)

"She wants to know how late you are alloud calles?"- Dec. 18, 2000 (calles? that's what my 4 year old sister calls them call E's.... alloud? another error!)

"Your not thinking like a polition"- May 17, 2000 (politician perhaps?)

"Lots of other people came and we got lots of alochol" Nov. 09, 2000 (ALLO CHOL is that like some cheap rip off alcohol without any alcohol in it?)

"Dont worry you secerate is safe with me"-Oct. 21, 2000 (looks disturbingly close to "secretion")

"That sux Sat is my birthday so I am going out parying." -Dec. 06, 2000 ("parrying?" so on your birthday you're going out and blocking swords?)

"Man picking up chicks is easy"-Sep. 23, 2000 (Yeah if they're old enough to be your daughter!)




Wednesday, February 21, 2001

Recently there has been a big surge in activity on the discussion board! It's great to see it finally taking off! So, if you have something to say, post it in the Slurrey.com discussion board! It's a shitload of fun in there!

I got sent another virus in my email again... the Snow White virus. Looks like little l33t hax0r boy is at it again! Too bad he's too stupid to realize that he's just wasting his time! Where does he get his stupidity from? From the hole in his head? Did that hole get created when he was being born and his hairy redneck father was trying to fuck his mother? Who knows.

Tuesday, February 20, 2001

I am sick too VERY SICK
I have also recently fallen very ill. We believe that it is a plot by Saddam Hussein to destroy the upper chain of comand of www.slurrey.com. The President and I will do our very best to function...... We believe that on Friday February 16, 2001 Saddam and the Republican guard in Iraq launched an Anthrax attack which infected us all. Please do not let Slurrey.com die while we are unable, I'm going to lie down again. UNITE my web citizens even in our absense.

Vice President M.C. Rae

Monday, February 19, 2001

I am quite sick. I don't get sick very often, but when I do, it hits me hard. I've been feeling like shit since friday, and it's been so bad that I can't even get out of bed. But I might as well post something up to keep this site alive for now. This is what I was meaning to post before, but ass-eater blogger didn't agree with posting it.

Some brain-deficient retard sent a virus to my email. Oh man, if it's one thing that really cracks me up, it's stupidity like this. Doesn't this l33t hax0r know that there is such things as anti virus programs? I can open up the email and as long as good ole Norton is running, it's nearly impossible to infect my computer... even if I wanted to. I think sad individuals who send viruses to people to make themselves feel so powerful, should be sterilized so their gene pool doesn't continue. Ugh.


M.C Rae has been sworn in as the vice president of slurrey.com and has recorded a welcome speech to be played in the background. It will be up soon, click here to listen to it.

Sunday, February 18, 2001

Licker of assholes, I tried to post a big update on here and Blogger deleted it. Fuck it, I'll post it tomorrow.

Saturday, February 17, 2001

Butt Cheeks. and BOOBS! I'm just gonna say that one more time. BOOBS!
Umm. I'm bored so I'm here. Yep. Err, uhhm .. I saw Hannibal the other night and it rocked my socks. It's also a good thing because my little buddy Nels turned HIS head when he took the guys skull thingy off. I just sat back and laughed at him. Great movie. SEE IT I TELL YOU!

Friday, February 16, 2001

As Vice President I shall immediately perform the following acts of office:

1. Ratify Kink Calb as an official staff member (you have now been ratified by the President and myself which makes it official, welcome)

2. Issue a personal condemnation to Erin, and I must state it reads as follows "I do not like you at all" there you go Erin just try to sue me for that.

3. Commence an investigation into alledged voter fraud by Chadlei? in the previous Vice Presidential Election in accordance with requests from the general web visitors.

4. Transfer this investigation to The President due to the fact that I was a party in this election and thus a conflict of interest could arise.

5. Officially affirm my aledgence to our most benevolent leader Twisted Mike

This signed the 16th day of February, 2001

M.C. Rae

Vice President
Morning Poem

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely,
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away.

He sang of far-off places,
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window,
And crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.
I'd just like everyone to know that I'm not dead, just lazy. I just had nothing nothing to post on here ever since that IMwonderwoman chick kept threatening to kill me. Those were good times. Whatever happened to her? I have no clue whats going on with this page. I don't come here very often. I didn't want Mike to declare me dead, like he said he was going to do. *Meow Mix* is such a stupid name. I suck.

Thursday, February 15, 2001

Well, I'd like ot start off by saying Congradulations!
It was a tough race, but you won M.C.Rae. Chadlei ?'s cheating was stomped by your obvious popularity. (that or you cheated too) I would also like to announce my arrival to BC is now official!
I arrive on Wednesday, February the 21st.
I will be all too glad to drop in on the show, do a little filming for the upcomming Copside release, and all in all just fuck around like the old days. o 0 O (ahh, childhood... wait a minute, that was only 15 months ago!) Yeessh, been too long.. I'm starting to get all ass-holish and losing my "Polite" and "Reserved" Canadian ways...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
Ah, that was good. Well, I'll talk to you peoples later.
Oh, and Chadlei ?, do us all a favour, when you go totally bonkers from the distress of losing the election (yes, more crazy than you are now), keep the gunfire and random attacks located in deep Surrey, where the destruction would not be noticed.
Till next time kiddies.......

Wednesday, February 14, 2001

President Mike, Mr. Platypus, Beaner, Kink Calb, Darth Tuna, Meow Mix, My most honourable opponent Chadlei ?, and my fellow web citizens:

There are no words adequate enough to express my thanks for the great honor that you have bestowed on me as re-electing me as Vice President of Slurrey.com. I will do my utmost to be deserving of your trust.

When I took this oath for the first time three months ago, I did so in a time of website stress. Voices were raised saying we had to look to our past for the greatness and glory. But we, the present-day Slurrey.com members, are not given to looking backward. There is always a better tomorrow.

Three months ago, I spoke to you of a new beginning and we have accomplished that.We believed then and now there are no limits to growth and human progress when men and women are free to follow their dreams.

At the heart of our efforts is one idea vindicated by 25 straight months of web site growth: Freedom and incentives unleash the drive and entrepreneurial genius that are the core of human progress.

As for my future, it is a dark void ready to be filled with ideals and ingenuity. As the words of frequent website visitor Disco Stu 72 inquired �Could this astounding come from behind victory foreshadow and jump-start M.C. Rae's possible political career?� Certainly only time will tell. However, you the people have given me a mandate, and I intend to serve my full term until August 14, 2001 at the very least.

So we go forward today, a website still mighty in its youth and powerful in its purpose. And all this because we have worked and acted together, not as members of factions of nay sayers, or bigots, but as members of Slurrey.com

My friends, we live in a world that is lit by lightning. So much is changing and will change, but so much endures, and transcends time.

For all our problems, our differences, we are together as of before, as we raise our voices to the world and its wonderful creations. And may we continue to persevere as we fill the world with our sound--sound in unity, affection, and love. For we are all people under God, dedicated to the dream of freedom that he has placed in the human heart, I have now been called upon to pass that dream on to a waiting and hopeful world.

God bless you all and God bless this website and all who travel through it

Thank you Vice President M.C. Rae
Well, thanks Mr. Calb for making the Slurrey.com staff shit their pants simultaneously with the readers of this site! His visit back here should be quite asskicking.

As of Midnight yesterday, M.C Rae won the election for vice prez. I couldn't take the poll down and update the site cause the Blogger was being a testicle-biting cock vaccuum. But it is official, MC Rae won by three votes 23 to 20 and we have a witness, Robin Sikorra (hope I spelled that right):

"I have seen that Chad McRae has defeated Chad Whittingham in the election 23 to 20.
Affirmed by Robin Sikorra.


And there it is! MC Rae is the new vice president of Slurrey.com!!!

Tuesday, February 13, 2001

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO DALI!
Well all ya freaks who read this stuff, I'm happy to announce my temporary return to BC!
I haven't even told the staff of this page yet, so they will shit their pants just a mightily as you just did! It will be for about 2 weeks, end of Feb! Hopfully I'll get a spot on the Slurrey show. And finally see how well Mike is recouperating. (Being flattened by Erin needs time for one's body yo bounce back into shape) And yet I digress, No more need to insult Erin, she was the bigger person and apologised (much bigger). I'll update all you smiling happy people when I gather more info. Till next time kiddies....

Monday, February 12, 2001

Well, Erin apologized on her page to us and took all her shit down. So I might as well take everything about her down on here as well. Let's never speak of this stupidity again!

Also I have heard from a reliable source that Chadlei ? is only winning the election because of..... cheating!! How do we handle this situation? By letting MC Rae cheat all he wants too! Duh.
I would like to thank all those who made my new entry into this *cheerful* and *cooperative* working environment possible. I can only ask that Chadlei ? stop voting for himself so the polls can finally be closed. M.C.Rae is pre-ordained as our Vice President in the eyes of his holiness himself. (Coloniel Sanders of course, who did you think I meant?) I would like to close by saying I'm tired as hell, haven't slept a full nights sleep in 3 days because of this damn computer, and I'm loving every minute of it. Goodnight all, and remember the words of the ever wise Angela Dickins :
"Beware the Eight Reindeer of the Apocolypse"
We'd all like to welcome Kink Calb to the Slurrey.com staff!!!
Well well well... Organized stupidity if finally proven in MY eyes.. It's true that a group of totally ignorant and completely closed-minded people of ''diverse'' ideals can cooperate to achieve a higher purpose. No, Mike, not the Staff of Slurrey.com We all are a privilaged few.. I am speaking of the most dis-organized machine in the world.. ''OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE........'' can you guess who???
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Land of the free my white ass. Cops sniffing up every asshole they can see, but never looking in the mirror for the shit they stepped in. Well, I'll b*tch about this more when I have more energy..
Till next time Kiddies......

Sunday, February 11, 2001

Check it out, you can now hear us in the background. I stuck in a nifty little realaudio stream in the background, so you can hear some of the really funny shit we say. Right now we just have random Slurrey Show episodes playing, but soon we'll be playing "The Slurrey News" on there.

Wednesday, February 07, 2001

VOTE FOR THE NEXT VICE PRESIDENT OF SLURREY.COM!!!

VS



The guy on top is M.C Rae, and the guy below is Chadlei ?. The polling station is on the right-hand side of this page. This poll closes Wednesday, Feb 14th!
Bill Gates is a cactus-humping fart inhaler who likes to perform rimjobs on retarded sheep. This is just wrong:
First off I'd like to say "You are most welcome Mike!" and everyone else for the newest addition to Slurrey.com advertisments and more to come. Err, uhhm, OH YAH! I also would like to share that I've got myself 2 new toys! A "Bath-Tub Buddy" and the "Penthouse Hustler"! Both metallic blue and mighty titalating(spelling?!)! Allthough the Bath Tub Buddie's more suitable (size wise.) for a tight virgin such as myself I much rather prefer the 8 inch Penthouse dealy. I guess I like it more cuz it's wiggly and more shaped like a cock--the B-T Buddy's arrow strait. Plus MULTIPLE SPEEDS RULE! Only goes in a third of the way, but hey! Once I'm in mid-action and ramming it inside of myself I tend to get a little scary and one of these days those vibrators will get lost in me ...
Still a bit busy here. While the Copside 3 script is done, it still needs improvement. After all, we don't want it to be full of plot holes like Copside 2! So I'm adding the final touches to it, then sending it to Chad and Chad so they can bless it with their magic touch, and only then will it reach total perfection! The Copside 3 script should be completely finished on Monday, and this site will also get back up and running on that day. Filming for Copside 3 will probably start before the script is perfected, maybe this thursday!

A new poll for this site is coming tomorrow. Watch for it!!

Monday, February 05, 2001

Chad, that was a beautiful speech!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! It turns out that Rache (Darth Tuna), made another fan pic for slurrey.com!! Amazing! Buuuuut, it's a bit graphic so you'll have to go check it out over in the features section. Here's a squashed little preview.

Sunday, February 04, 2001

My Fellow Websurfers:
This is the 34th time I'll speak to you as Vice President and the last. We've
been together 3 months now, and soon it'll be time for me to go. But before I
do, I wanted to share some thoughts, some of which I've been saving for a
long time.

It's been the honor of my life to be your Vice President. So many of you have
written the past few weeks to say thanks, but I could say as much to you.
One of the things about the Vice Presidency is that you're always somewhat
apart. You spent a lot of time going by too fast in a car someone else is
driving, and seeing the people through tinted glass--the parents holding up a
child, and the wave you saw too late and couldn't return. And so many times
I wanted to stop and reach out from behind the glass, and connect. Well,
maybe I can do a little of that tonight.

People ask how I feel about leaving. And the fact is, `parting is such sweet
sorrow.' The sweet part freedom. The sorrow--the goodbyes, of course, and
leaving this beautiful place.

I've been asked if I have any regrets. Well, I do. The insults that I�ve said to
people is one. I've been talking a great deal about that lately, but tonight isn't
for arguments, and I'm going to hold my tongue. But an observation: I've
had my share of victories in the forum, but what few people noticed is that I
never won anything you didn't win for me.

Finally, there is a great tradition of warnings in Vice Presidential farewells,
and I've got one that's been on my mind for some time. But oddly enough it
starts with one of the things I'm proudest of in the past three months: the
resurgence of website pride that I called the new patriotism. This feeling is
good, but it won't count for much, and it won't last unless it's grounded in
thoughtfulness and knowledge.

And that's about all I have to say tonight, except for one thing....The past few
days when I've been at my window upstairs, I've thought a bit of the `shining
city upon a hill.' The phrase comes from John Winthrop, who wrote it to
describe the website he imagined. What he imagined was important because
he was an early computer Pilgrim, an early freedom man. He journeyed here
on what today we'd call �a little wooden boat�; and like the other computer
Pilgrims, he was looking for a home that would be free. I've spoken of the
shining city all my political life, but I don't know if I ever quite
communicated what I saw when I said it. But in my mind it was a tall, proud
city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and
teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free
ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city
walls, the walls had doors and the doors were open to anyone with the will
and the heart to get here. That's how I saw it, and see it still.

And how stands the city on this winter night? MORE prosperous, MORE,
secure, and happier than it was three months ago. But more than that: After
several years, she still stands strong and true on the granite ridge, and her
glow has held steady no matter what storm. And she's still a beacon, still a
magnet for all who must have freedom, for all the computer pilgrims from all
the lost places who are hurtling through the darkness, toward home.
We've done our part. And as I walk off into the city streets, a final word to
the men and women of the �M.C. Rae revolution,� the men and women
across the internet. My friends: We did it. We weren't just marking time. We
made a difference. We made the city stronger, we made the city freer, and we
left her in good hands. All in all, not bad, not bad at all.

And so, goodbye, God bless you, and God bless Slurrey.com

Vice President M.C. Rae
Hey I spruced up the Staff page, so you can get a little more info on the people who run this site.

The Copside 3 Cast List



We won't be holding any auditions... it'll just take too long to go through considering that filming starts on Feb 5th. So look at the cast list below, and if you want to be in
Copside 3, contact me at mind-atrophy@home.com, or talk to Chad Whittingham at school. This cast list may change because the script is not 100% finalized yet.

The Good Guys:
Jim: Chad Whittingham
Steve: Chad McRae
Chief: Mr Smith
Bill: Eric Andersen
Jim's Wife: Unknown
Steve's Wife: Unknown

The Bad Guys:
Goodfather: Kyle Heon
Gaylord*: Unknown (Jeremy Vint?)
Blade*: MiKE� (me)
Siamese Twins: Unknown
The Panda dude: Unknown
Disgruntled Businessman Guy: Unknown (Brett Graham?)
Jess*: Jessica Breisnes
UUUNNGGHHH HUPPE BABY UUNNGGGHHH!!!: Mike Huppe
Hick*: Unknown
BIG HUGE SILENT BOB*: Unknown (someone really big.. duh)

The *OTHER* Guys:
Billy the Retard: Unknown (Mr Deluca?)
Billy's Mom: Unknown
Billy's Dad: Unknown
Random Dude 1 (Goodfather death witness): Unknown
Beaner Conference Reporter 1: Unknown
Beaner Conference Reporter 2: Unknown
Beaner Conference Reporter 3: Unknown
Beaner Conference Reporter 4: Unknown
Beaner Conference Reporter 5 (fatty): Unknown
Beaner Conference Reporter 6: Unknown
Beaner Conference Reporter 7 (homie: Unknown
Beaner Conference Reporter 6 (smartguy): Unknown
Beaner Conference Reporter 6: Unknown
Old Smoking Guy (whussuup scene): Unknown (an old teacher perhaps?)
Fire Cracker Wigger Kid A: Unknown
Fire Cracker Wigger Kid B: Unknown
Fire Cracker Wigger Kid C: Unknown
Convenience Store Clerk: Unknown (Stang Stop Person?)
BP Waitress: BP Waitress
Videogame Porno Scene Chick: Unknown
Videogame Porno Scene Guy: Unknown
Stop or Slow Down guy: Unknown
Smashjeet: Unknown
Stabwal: Unknown
Beatinder: Unknown
Jim and Steve's Neighbor: Scott McRae
Jaywalker: Unknown
Innocent Bystanders: We need whoever we can get!

(* means names to be changed)

Saturday, February 03, 2001

Copside 3 status: The script is pretty much done, with the exception of a few scenes here and there that need touching up. Soon I will be able to update this site again. Woo fuckin hoo!
Just a quick update. We got to advertise slurrey.com at Boston Pizza. Basically you pay $1 for a paper heart, write whatever you want on it, and they tape it u on the wall for everyone to see. Well, we made sure to write 'slurrey.com' on each of our paper hearts, so people can see it while they're eating, go home, log on to their computers, and be blessed by this amazingly stupid site.

Hey, elections for vice-presidency on this site start Feb 5. Who will it be? Chad or Chad? YOU decide!