So today I was walk home when suddenly a dog barks at me. I scream at it "SHUTUP UP YOU CAPITALIST *BITCH*!!!!" and then it jump over the fence and started chasing me. It chase me down the street barking and I nearly shit my pants but it very hard to shit when running so hard. So ze dog jumps up and bites me in the ass, so the only way for me to get him to let go was one way... so I FART IN IT'S FACE and dog loses his death grip on my asscheeks. Then I jumped on top of the dog and start biting it, and then this little kid walking by was laughing at me, so I pick the dog up and THROW IT AT THE LITTLE CAPITALIST FUCKER, knocking them both out. Then this women walks by and she stare at me too, so I scream "TAKE THIS YOU DIRTY HO!!!" and I pull out by GIANT COMMUNIST BEEFSTICK and rape her in the bum until these guys in blue suits and badges came and started beating me with some really hard sticks! Hey, you get some you lose some!
And I think the dog was a DOBERMAN. I repeat, DOBERMAN!!! AUGH MY ASS!!!