Saturday, June 30, 2001

Thank you site staff and regular posters for electing me as the next Vice President following the end of August. I am definitely looking forward to all the new responsibilities ahead and working with President MiKE. And thank you M.C. Rae for giving me the opportunity to run. Slurrey is not just a wacked out city filled with prostitues, truckies, businessmen and what have you... It's a place for people who are somewhat similar, da funked in their own ways to communicate with people who will listen to them. Long live Slurrey.


Thursday, June 28, 2001

Our fucking host like feltching their semen out of donkey asses. I'm looking for a new host now, any ideas?

A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, Raymond stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, Raymond flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" Polly begins to drool. Raymond then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" Polly is just aching for action at this point. Finally, Raymond drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, Polly grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. Raymond catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" Polly then replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

Tuesday, June 26, 2001

Well asked to be linked, and I took a good look at their site today. It's quite fucking awesome, with pr0n, a couple mp3's, the most retina-dislodging webcam portal you've ever seen, and some fucking awesome "B0g Issues" that contain everything from hacking to funny shit. Gotta love it.

Plus DiscoStu finds some of his best images from there!
On a down-note, My ICQ and Yahoo! Messenger programs were lost on the old computer, and will not be installed on this new one until further notice. So Blogger is how you will hear from me. (And we all know how reliable it is. )
Till next time Kiddies
Well, getting laid every days, whenever I want is totally awesome. I figure a good deal. As Mike would say" I have found a pentium 5 in a pile of 286's." ( diamond in the rough for all those without cranial capasity enough to understand ) She is named Amber, and is bacisally devoted to making me happy, because I make her happy~hint hint~ She gives me backrubs while I lay on her bed and play Final Fantasy IX.
So yes, I'm content with my love-life. On a different note, in the Cams page of this page.. Irish Bitch.. may be unwelcomed, but in the past few weeks I have found honesty to be very freeing. So, I would like to compliment you on nature's generosity. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Talk to you people again when I get another chance.
As seen on

An unexpected tragedy was reported to us this morning by our Japanese correspondent, Tsung. Nobuo Uematsu, the man responsible for the musical scores of each major Final Fantasy title, was found dead in his home yesterday by one of his relatives. A private funeral service was held for the late Uematsu later in the afternoon, but his body is still scheduled for an autopsy.

The cause of Uematsu's death has been determined, investigators say, but an autopsy will be necessary to verify the suspected cause. Tests for carbon monoxide in Uematsu's home have come up positive, and investigators believe that this is what caused Uematsu to pass away�probably in his sleep. Mr. Uematsu was the only one in the house on the night that he died; his wife was away for undisclosed reasons.

Yasunori Mitsuda, composer of the scores for Xenogears and the Chrono series, plans to hold a public memorial service for his late mentor and friend. Thousands of fans have already begun to mourn the death of Nobuo Uematsu, and, soon, they will all be able to mourn together at the memorial.

In the months prior to his death, Uematsu had been composing tracks for the upcoming Final Fantasy X. He had reportedly finished up his work on the score a few weeks prior to passing away. Final Fantasy X's soundtrack will stand forever as the last music Nobuo Uematsu ever wrote.

UPDATE: It's a hoax.

Monday, June 25, 2001

I got this in my email the other day:

To: "Mike ********"
From: "Net Authority Investigations"
Reply-To: "Net Authority Investigations"
Subject: Notification of Internet Violations

Dear Mike ********,

It has recently been brought to our attention that you are, or have been, in violation of the Net Authority Acceptable Internet Usage Guidelines. It has been reported that you both distribute and view offensive materials over the Internet.

Net Authority has investigated these claims by checking your webpage at and verified that they are true.

As a result, your personal information has been added to one or more Net Authority Internet offender databases. Your information will be stored in the databases until enough evidence has been gathered against you to warrant further actions. To help avoid such a situation, it is strongly recommended that you cease your immoral actions on the Internet at once.

You have been added to the following databases:
- Hate Literature Offenders
- Pornography Offenders
- Bestiality Offenders
- Interracial Pornography Offenders
- General Blasphemy Offenders

If you would like more information about Net Authority or the Net Authority Acceptable Internet Usage Guidelines, you may read the details at It is imperative that you fully understand the guidelines if you wish to avoid further prosecution.

While the individual who reported your actions to us will remain anonymous, he or she wished to pass these words on to you:

"You portray Surrey B.C. as a terrible place."

May God be with you as you struggle to overcome these evil impulses. You will be in our prayers at night.

God speed,

Net Authority Investigations Department

How fucking hilaious these bible-humping dove-rapers take it upon themselves to tell me what the fuck to do on the internet. I will watch my interracial bestiality porn if I want to, fucking testicle-void homos. Man has anyone seen these clown's website? It is fucking hilarious, I was laughing so hard I nearly defecated myself (would they consider THAT a sin too?). These people are obviously missing a vital part of their brains, or maybe their genitalia, cause I have never seen stupidity go this far before.

What the hell can they do anyways? Last time I checked, freedom of speech still existed! What are these tightasses gonna do, bust into my room while I'm wanking off to a goat having sex with an eskimo? Fuck man I'll just grab the fucking garden hose and spray them, and they'll probably melt away cause the water ISN'T holy water.

TO Net Authority: You damn fools, I pray for you to get a fucking life, and even get laid someday (even though you probably think making physical contact with a member of the opposite sex will send u instantly to hell). Freakage.
1. What's the difference between Surrey Girl and a Man?
Surrey Girls have higher sperm counts.

2. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a puppet?
You can only get one hand up a puppet.

3. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.

4. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a condom?
You only use a condom once.

5. What's the difference between getting piles and breaking off an
engagement with a Surrey Girl?
When the piles clear up you get your ring back.

6. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and Lionel Ritchie?
Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache.

7. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a fish and chip
You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop.

8. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a plate of
A plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it.

9. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a supermarket cart?
A supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

10. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you
around for a week.

11. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and The Titanic?
Fewer people went down on the Titanic.

12. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a carpenter?
A Surrey Girl has longer nails.

13. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a German Shepherd
Lip gloss.

14. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a CBC radio
Only 40% of B.C can pick up CBC.

15. What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a Club Med 18-30
On the Club Med 18-30 holiday there's only a 98% chance of sex
~May he rest in peace~
1982 - 2001

L.A.Star - Sadly Reginold Barkley, known world wide to kids as "Cookie Monster" of Sesame Street, died peacefully in his own ecstacy tonight of a drug overdose on heroine filled yummy cookies. He was only 19 years old.

"Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C!"

~ Cookie Monster

Sunday, June 24, 2001


Little boy blue,
he needed the money.

Michael Jackson is walking out from the operating room after his wife gave birth to their son. Michael says "Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?" The Doctor says "At least wait till he is walking Michael!!"
After being down again for the whole weekend, is back.

This is fucking pissing me off. Our site was shut down again because our host said we were distributing MP3's.
MP3's? WHAT MP3'S YOU FUCKING COCKSLOTS!!!! THERE ARE NO MP3'S ON THIS SITE ANYMORE!! This is the 4rth time this site has been shut down or deleted, and I am starting to think that our host is nothing more than a bunch of losers who have brain damage caused by lack of blood flow to the brain, which itself was caused by having a constant erection from watching the fungus grow on their stank asses. FUCK.

Now I feel the need to link Validate This cause she is from Vancouver, and her site is always a fun read.

Friday, June 22, 2001

[suzi_07] are u like one of the people from or whatever?
[suzi_07] are ya?
[suzi_07] okay fine bye

Well that chick messaged me on IRC, and I would like to apologize to her for not responding. I was either away, or masterbating too vigorously at tree porn to notice that she has messaged me.
Outta my face... Bitch!

Kickin it Africano Style.

Thursday, June 21, 2001

Downloading fucking MP3's is a lot of work nowadays. Napster is pretty much useless unless you want to find bands you've never heard of on there, and among those 99% suck. So I get WinMX (the ONLY good Napster alternative), and I log on. I search for a band, and get a few hundred songs. Now the war begins. I select some songs to download, and watch the "Transfer" screen. It's guranteed that at least half of them will get disconnected, won't connect at all, or will be way too fucking slow. So those songs which I can't get, I have to go back to the "Search" screen and look for alternatives. So I spend a few more minutes getting those, and on the transfer screen half of them new ones won't work either. So back to the "Search" screen I go... and the cycle fucking repeats itself over and over again. And that's NOT counting the songs that get cut off half way.

I should be getting paid to do this. Or better yet... I wonder if people will pay me to download MP3's for them. Or maybe even better... maybe we can all go back to buying CD's again. I'm sure the frustration of downloading off other retards on the net has driven people to still buy some of those expensive plastic disc thingys.

A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear. He goes down another thirty feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him. He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, "How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?" The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, "You asshole, I'm drowning."
It's time to decide which staff member here is the most liked, so shift your eyes a little to the left, and behold! A new fucking poll!! Now vote for your favorite staff member!
Since it has come to my attention that females are not fully represented by, I will share this bit of knowledge so "men just don't get it" kinda thing goes away a bit. Hey we are not always "dumbshits", it just helps us to hear things with a little twist. Not so scientific like, ok? Sure then.


A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it. "But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?

Wednesday, June 20, 2001

Today's word is.... RAPE!

Norwalk, Connecticut - The Caldor department store chain apologized this week after 11 million copies of an advertising circular showed two smiling boys playing Scrabble around a board with the word "RAPE" spelled out. Caldor said it does not know who did it or how it got past the proofreaders.

I can tell what kind of people those kids are going to turn out to be.
Check out the FEATURES page, a new feature done entirely by MC Rae is now up. It's some good wholesome shit!

Tuesday, June 19, 2001

With the return of the President, I am relieved of my role as Acting President and with my official return to the position of Vice President, I hereby remove Disco Stu from the position of Acting Vice President in accordance with the succession procedures.
Good news and bad news. Good news is I'm back (sorta). Bad news is the clothes dryer in my house caught fire and it was right next to my room. WHAT THE FUCK!!! But at least it smells like sweet sweet burning plastic in here now. And there were 5 fire trucks outside. Sweet!?

PS Kink Calb you lucky fucker.
Well well well. Here I am posting once again. You all who care or not, whatever. I'm lying on the floor using a crappy little 8mb POS just to say to ya'll that I'm not dead. I'm eating a creamsicle and stretching out my sore joints. Yes, that's right Sports fans, Kink Calb has just got laid. Woo-hoo for me. lol, Living up to the honerary title given on the staff page. Well, I'll probably post again when I find something of interest to say. And by the way... Not Lou-ann... (baaarrrfff)

Monday, June 18, 2001

My internet provider, Shaw@home, sucks moose testicles out of pickle jars. My internet connection is non-existant right now, and I don't know how long it is before I get it back. If you need to contact me, either phone me, or email me at this address:

Many parts of this site will be down (like the slurrey shows, movies, and webcam). Until my return, I now appoint MC Rae as the president of this site.
A correction to what MC Rae said, it was NOT a party!! I don't have parties at my house, for obvious reasons that only anyone who's been to my house would know. I considered it... well... as a group of people hanging out while alcohol was readily available and consumed, and many things were done.
A correction to what Mike said, I believe that Brett fell asleep there because Mikes party was really boring and Mike saw that Brett was bored and was absolutely insulted and Mike who was sniffing glue at the time appeared to see Brett doing that stuff. I don't believe that an accurate statement was made as Mike was heavily sedated and considering that three other people there didn't see what Mike claims I question its value.
Hello everybody, I'm Dr. Nick"

Yesterday The corporate slurrey staff members had an outing,
We went to go watch "Swordfish" overall a really cool movie,
the end is confusing though and throughout the whole movie you don't
understand the "big picture". The movie is all about hacking into federal websites
and banks and stealing monies. Overall rating 8.3 out of 10. I recomend this movie to all.

I can't wait till "Planet of the Apes" comes out!

Yes we've gotten rid or Eric. Eric, you are the laziest link... goodbye.

On Saturday me, Kink Calb, Eric Van Egdom and his girlfriend went to Playland. It kicked ass, and I even saw someone on my ICQ list there. After Playland I went to pick up MC Rae, Chadlei and Victoria Brett, and I was driving around for half an hour looking for them. Apparently I had passed right by them while I was looking for them, and when I finally saw them, I went up a street to turn around and got lost. Everyone now wonders how I am able to even operate a vehicle while having such a low IQ. Then we picked up Carrie, and what happened during the next 4 hours... nobody really remembers. But it defenitely involved heavy drinking (not by me cause I was supposed to drive), and listening to loud music. That's all I'm gonna say.

So we go outside, and it was daylight out!! The fucking sun was coming up it was 5 AM!!! That was probably the funniest moment of the nght.

Sunday, June 17, 2001

Mike and I canned Eric Van Egdom. He did not follow the member rules of posting at least once a week.

He didn't need to be impeached and why wait for a vote when we have the power to get rid of him now.

--M.C. Rae

Friday, June 15, 2001

It appears that the Surrey School Board has blocked access to our site, so this site is blocked in Surrey schools. HAHAHA that is absulutely hilarious because all they are doing is giving up publicity and notoriety.

"I went through the Surrey edu-macational system! Look... did wonders for I!" - La Petite Racinette

Thursday, June 14, 2001

If you have me on ICQ, send me a message so I CAN ADD YOU TO MY LIST AGAIN!!! Or my number is 16144323.

You see, my hard drive is on its deathbed, and I don't think it will last another 2 days. So I have to buy a new one. And reformat. And all that fun stuff that means the big files and my webcam may be down for a bit. Oh well..

If there is something you MUST see, it's that flash animation. It inspired me to drink some Windex, and scream out "WHY ARE HUMANS SO FUCKING INTELLIGENTER!!!". Then I woke up in naked in my neighbors yard with a bear trap on my penis. It sorta hurt too. So all in all, CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK!!!
How do you know when you're REALLY drunk?

Well the cop told me to walk the line.... and I tried to snort it.

Since Huppe got expelled I have put together a few of his quotations from Slurrey Show Episode 2!
M.C. Rae: "I'm sorry guys, I didn't quite get it, what is today's topic?"

Huppe: "PENIS"

Andersen: (referring to thumb penis) "It's pretty small there dood"

Huppe: "Well just because I have a snuffy doesn't mean...."

M.C. Rae: " I wonder, when people in India watch our videos do they laugh at us?"

Huppe: "No they pump it!"

Huppe: "What....What just because I'm part Jewish part East Indian doesn't mean that I shit white!"

M.C. Rae: "What!?"

M.C. Rae: "I don't understand"

Huppe: "Well I'm saying if you're Karena and you suck good big fat dick....Big Jewish Brown dick then you shit brown...white."

M.C. Rae: "So if you're Karena and someone sucks you will shit brown"

Huppe: "WHITE!"

M.C. Rae: "You will shit white?"

Huppe: "White is the...white"

M.C. Rae: "Isn't that racist?"

Huppe: "NO! Whites suck, I don't like white people."

Huppe: "Do you know that I have herpes on the side of my head?"
Huppe: "Did you know that I'm part retarded? I'm like half....quarter....all retarded..."

M.C. Rae: "You're like a quarter retarded?"

Huppe: "No I'm all retarded....."

Huppe: "The skin on my dink is pink I think but after sex it's blue...I fucked you...I fucked you in the morning and in the afternoon, I fucked you in the evening and even under the moon, skin on my dink is pink I think but after sex it's blue...I fucked you...HE HE"

Huppe: "Penis...Vagina..Vagina and Penis!"


And finally the classic


That's all, what a goof, we miss you Hupp!
I got the new Gameboy Advance today, as you can see in the picture. Let me just say that playing it is more fun than having sex with a pile of sharp rocks, even though I have no games for it. Well it plays all my old-ass gameboy games, and they look a lot clearer and in color too!

Well I'll describe this thing tomorrow, cause right now it is very late and my mind is in a vegetative state. All you other webmasters out there understand.
I saw that hot chick again at work today... yeah I only see her once in a while when they bring the cabinets and shit into the suites. SHe's absolutely PERFECT, pretty much almost the hottest chick I've ever seen. And she smiled at me today also.

Yes life is quite cruel, why the fuck couldn't I have met her anywhere OTHER than work? FUCK!! Well it doesn't matter now, for getting her number is the number 1 priority.

So I found out today that the reason our site was down was cause it had MP3's on it. Aaaah. Well I took those down, and I also took the roms down. Ok there wasn't really any point in having the MP3's and ROMS up in the first place cause they are so damn easy to find on the net. Well I must say, this site is 90% legal now (that 10 % is from the fact that I am an illegal immigrant... oh wait I shouldn't have said that)

Wednesday, June 13, 2001

Today I was sitting at my local coffee stop with my good buddy Chadlei? when all of a sudden I see three semi-hot hoes walking down the street. Now these girls were like "wow" it was pretty good. All of a sudden I see these creepy 20 year olds come up to them and these guys were fugly!!! wholy shit were they ever UGLY and these girls were hanging all over them they even took them bitch slapping them. I swear some members of the female sex are so stupid that they put up with this shit from "older guys" God I'm glad that I don't cruise Elementary Schools like those creeps. Come again one looked like Jody Gallicano, but then I realized Jody + hot chick = impossible.
Well our site finally works again, but I'll have to take down everything illegal on here. More on it later when I get back from work!!

Sunday, June 10, 2001

Hey guys I'm back from Whistler!

It was an interesting trip and the site promotion has increased quite a bit!! (pictures to follow)

I'd like to welcome Carrie "Stab girl" to the website she is your elected staff member, welcome aboard!

Saturday, June 09, 2001

WOW MOTHERFUCKER! I gotta give you credit MiKe.


In the words of Vanilla Ice, "this ain't just dope ... it dupe!"

FINALLY, we are now able to update

Thursday, June 07, 2001

Ok so what the hell is wrong with the damn ftp server? I haven't seen new posts on the main page for a week, hopefully this will post. I'll be posting more cause i have my computer back now.

Wednesday, June 06, 2001

For the past 24 or more hours, the media server (my compoopter) was down. That's cause I was defragmenting my hard drive. Normally it doesn't take 17 hours for a hard drive to defrag... but my hard drive was 79% FRAGMENTED!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!! How can a hard drive become that fragmented after only one month of use? Could it be my hardcore video editing activities? Could it be my mass downloads of warez every night? Could it be all the porn pictures I shift back and forth from my porn directory? Or the many times that I caught my cat having sex with the computer?

Fucking cat.
FATEBACK!!! Shitty host extraordinaire!!!
Our host is currently suffering from lack of penis, so we still can't update the site. Brain-deficient motherfuckers.

Tuesday, June 05, 2001

Mike, I heard Erin lost wieght, and It appears she has. She looks like she used some non-FDA-approved wieght loss drugs. I called the company to inquire about the side-effects.. they say that her hair will got back to it's original colour. I think she still wants you man..
Till I find something worth waking up for kiddies...
Our host's... FTP... still down...
Rage.... growing.....
I agree! Right on man! Where's my fucking post!!!

Monday, June 04, 2001

probably this won't work, because I can see the updates to on blogger.. but Fateback obviously "lost" the mouse in a game of slap and stick it up your ass... because it hasn't fixed shit.. it went from totally offline... so not showing anything recient, except the discussion board.. which isn't even them...
Fuck off Fateback... hop off the dildo up your ass and get to work...
I say screw you , you midgets and wannabe pornstars... oh and ya anybody who doesn't like this site because they are offended... YEAH RIGHT... give me a break, the US government can get away with the "OMEGA" nuclear ballistic submarines base in Australia and we get bugged for some funny pics... WELL TAKE THIS... I SAY!

Sunday, June 03, 2001

Official Quarterly Referendum Results


Irish Bitch was removed as a staff member in a questionable impeachment. Should Irish Bitch be returned as a full staff member with all privileges and rights as prior to her impeachment?


YEAs--- 3
Disco Stu
Van Egdom

NAYs--- 3
Kink Calb
M.C. Rae

Not Voting--- 2



Do you wish for �sonic tsunami� to be hired as a staff member for


YEAs--- 1
Disco Stu

NAYs--- 5
Kink Calb
M.C. Rae
Van Egdom

Not Voting--- 2

Motion #3

Do you wish for �Carrie� to be hired as a staff member for


YEAs--- 5
Disco Stu
M.C. Rae

NAYs--- 1
Kink Calb

Not Voting--- 2
Van Egdom

Motion #4

Should impeachment be eliminated and the sole decision for removing members rest in the hands of the President?


YEAs--- 3
Disco Stu
Kink Calb

NAYs--- 4
M.C. Rae
Van Egdom

Not Voting--- 1

Motion #5
Should the Vice President�s powers be limited to conducting referenda and taking over for the President if he is unable to discharge his duties? And if the Vice President acts as President (temporary presidential absence) should his decisions only apply upon ratification of the President upon his return?


Disco Stu
Kink Calb
M.C. Rae
Van Egdom

NAYs--- 1

Not Able to Understand Question (Not Voting)--- 3

Motion #6

To Appoint Jag Parhar as Assistant Vice President to take over when the Vice President is unable to discharge his duties of office.


YEAs--- 2
M.C. Rae

Not Eligible--- 6
Disco Stu
Kink Calb
Van Egdom

Motion #7 Jag Parhar Member Motion

Any Slurrey females wanting to join must be fucked up the ass by all of the males first (before becoming members).


YEAs--- 1
Van Egdom

NAYs--- 5
Disco Stu
Kink Calb

Not Voting--- 2
M.C. Rae
As you can see, is back. Why I am tewlling you this if you already see it, I don't know.

Saturday, June 02, 2001

This is insane. Penis-robbing rectal-vaccum freaks at our host, were probably jerking off in their server room, and I guess the accumulation of semen over time in the hard drives cause them to crash. So our site is down. It is still down as I am typing this... fuck it's been down for the past 24 hours now.

Those assholes at Fateback better get their shit together and hurry up in time... I even hear they are getting their own kids to go in the server room with straws to suck out all the human excrement from between the hard drives. Fucking shit.

In other news, PHEENDS linked us, but we won't be able to enjoy any hittage CAUSE OUR COLON-SCRAPING SHITTY HOST IS DOWN. I'm now looking for a new host. Did I mention that they "accidentally" deleted this site 3 times so far?

Friday, June 01, 2001


I was at Matheson today doing my usual assisting when some students and a few staff members apporached me and stated that they were "not impressed" with MY site.

First of all this site is not mine. Second of all if you have a problem with it too bad. If you teachers cannot imagine that your students have grown up, believe it we're adults and can make adult decisions for our adult selves.

Mr. DeLuca's pictures have been removed by way of an indirect request. If he would have asked Mike or Myself the request would have been granted immediately.

In addition everything that is done on this site is only done in fun. We are not serious about anything we say.

I DO NOT hit on Grade 9s or Grade 8s.

I admit it. I am a male. And as a male I find females attractive, and that causes me to enjoy associating with them. I apologize for all you people out there who cannot understand this (those who are attacking me). I've hit on Grade 12s, Grade 11s, and yes an occasional Grade 10 who is mature enough to speak with me. I have NEVER hit on a Grade 9,8 or any elementary school "kid." That is not right! Those comments made on this site are not serious.

I would like to close by saying to the LAM staff who are opposed to this site. Rewind yourself, 10, 20, or 30+ years and think about it. You would probably be here laughing with us if you were 18.

--Chad McRae
MC Rae got this in his email today:

Dear Mr. McRae:

We recently have had it brought to our attention that this site is advocating the removal of election signs. During the federal election campaign in 2000 hundreds of thousands of candidate's signs went missing. It is illegal under the elections act to remove a candidates sign. We have viewed the photograps and have determined that an illegal act was committed, and in addition this website ( is advocating this illegal behaviour. Please remove this content advocating illegal activity immediately or charges under the Election Act may be brought forward. Under the Election Act this crime constitutes a fine of $500 per count and disqualification from voting in a federal election or referendum for 7 years from the date of conviction. I trust you will comply so legal action will not be required.


Paul Bellhumeur
Elections Canada
Deputy Electoral Officer

So, we had to take the pics down. Oh well they were shitty pics anyways.