Monday, December 30, 2002

FIELD TRIP #44 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I FINALLY went to the Rez last night.

Last night me, Angela, and Ashlee were gonna go to Tim Horton's, but Ashlee went to go see the Canucks game. So it was just me and Ange, and we met up with Dylan and Shawna at Tim Horton's. Shawna took the camera and took some interesting photos, as well as going up to random people and taking pictures of them. It was really funny. Dylan violated a tissue dispenser, and that was also funny. After Tim Hortons we went to a church nearby, and Dylan and Shawna started drinking their whiskey.

We went to my house for a while cause I had to return the van, and played Xbox live and Dylan did a good job harassing people on there. We were waiting to have the van back, so I could drop Angela off (she had to be home by 10), and we could go to Rez. None of us had been to Rez before, so we didn't really know what to expect.

Ashlee called and said she's be at my house in 5 minutes. She came, and we dropped Angela off and went to Rez.

Rez was cool. I barely saw anyone I knew there, only Krystle, Lindsay, and I finally met Eileen. I might have seen Lara there too, but I wasn't sure. I didn't see all the other people who were always telling me to go *coughcoughKRYSTINAcough*.

I also saw that chick who looks like Leane there. The one that I ALWAYS see on the skytrain.

They played some really good music there. A lot of it was by bands I have never listened to before. Ashlee got me to dance, even though I'm not into dancing that much (I'd think that watching me dance would be similar to watching a retarded kid who caught fire). It was still really fun, and Ash sure knows how to fucking dance.

Dylan said he didn't have too much fun though. I think him and Shawna did unsuccessfully try to start a mosh pit!! It didn't quite work :)

When it was all over, me and Ashlee were walking out the door, and some guy was like "don't you guys want to win any prizes?". So we came back and they called out numbers, and guess what? My ticket was number called!

HOLY SHIT BATMAN. I'VE NEVER EVER WON ANYTHING!!!

I won a kickass CD "The Sounds of Resurrection". Man was I happy. And glad I didn't fucking leave! The CD itself is fucking awesome. I think I'll go to Rez again, it was great. Even though me and Ashlee got some weird looks from people I think. Ah well!

After Rez me and Ashlee went to my house. We exchanged xmas presents, bugged people on Xbox Live!, and had lots of fun, as usual. She loved what I got her for xmas!! As always we stayed up well into the night... she left at around 4 am.

Well that was yesterday. Today I went to the Capilano suspension bridge, grouse mountain, and cypress mountain. It was really cold. I went to take some pictures, and a lot of them turned out awesome.

Wednesday, December 25, 2002

Merry christmas.
:)

If anyone out there has Xbox live, add me to your friends list. My username on there is SLURREY.

Tuesday, December 24, 2002

FIELD TRIP #43 - Mya's Party #4!!!



So yeah, yesterday was fucking crazy!!!

(I say that a lot, don't I? Looks like I live a crazy life)

It started off with me getting a taxi down to the Skytrain station. On the way there, I see some smoke, so I ask the Taxi driver to drive towards it. There was this house on fire. No firetrucks, nothing! A couple of people were just standing around watching it!!! What the fuck. So I stood around and watched it for a few minutes, while my taxi fare went up. Andyways I was running late, so I go down to the Skytrain station, and I saw Richelle there!!

Then I got Karyn, then picked up Nat, and went to Mya's house.

We had booze, I bought some of that delicious Sheridan's stuff, and Mya and Natalie each had their own Mickey or Smirnoff. Pat was there, and he had a couple of beers.

Now, everytime we go drink at Mya's house, somebody ends up spending some quality time with her toilet. The last couple of times it was Pat, but by now he had learned his lesson. This time around, Karyn got TOTALLY FUCKED UP!! She had that entire mickey of Smirnoff in under an hour, and for a while, she was happily bouncing around all over the place... then suddenly, she puked on me.

Gee thanks Karyn, I appreciate that! :P

So I give her the nachos bucket to puke in (it was crazy, Karyn's puke was the same color as Mya's nachos... purple!), and I go wash my friggin jacket! Karyn ends up in Mya's bathroom, replacing Pat as Mya's official party toilet hugger. The rest of the night was spent taking care of Karyn, taking funny pictures of her, listening to her make funny noises, and still partying to a somewhat lesser extent. Fun fun!

Karyn kept on screaming to be taken to the hospital. :P

At around 9:30 we left. and Karyn ended up getting picked up by her mom. OUCH. :P

Mya's little shindig was excellent (for the most part). Had lots of fun and I'm sure Karyn will never forget her first "getting wasted" experience!
"Matsushita, Ricoh and Osaka University announced they are developing a new optical disc media which will have a capacity of 1.5 terabytes, which 300 times the capacity of a standard DVD, and can store up to 300 DVD movies on a single disc. They are aiming to put the new media in practical use by 2010."


Great, then I'll have somewhere to store all my goat porn that I will have accumulated by then.

Sunday, December 22, 2002

FIELD TRIP #42 - Winter Gardens



Not much pics here, but there's a few great ones in there!!!

Windows XP just asked me if I wanted to enable "sticky keys". No thanks Bill, my keyboard is sticky enough already.
:-T
Note: Do not eat lots of oreo cookies before a night of drinkimg. It will make your puke look like tar :)~

Saturday, December 21, 2002

I went to see Lord of The Rings on thursday. Great movie!!
The Terminator 3 trailer shown at the beginning cause some jizz to end up in someone's hair that was sitting in front of me. Hey, I 'm not saying it was mine! I've already watched the trailer 2761 times!!! But man, it looks so much better on the big screen than in a little quicktime window. Shit I'm looking forward to this movie so badly, 6 months will never feel so damn long again!

Yesterday we went to the winter gardens, it was fun. It was me, my old highschool buddy reynold (who I hadn't seen for 4 years), Brendan, Susan, and a bunch of Susan's friends whose names have escaped me (I'm bad with names). It was also REALLY FAWKIN COLD!!! I went to wrap my hands around some christmas lights to keep warm, and I was like what the fuck, these things don't give off any heat. Then the promotional lady there wtarted telling everyone about these new xmas lights made from LED's, that don't produce heat, look a lot nicer, and last a lot longer than regular christmas lights. Hey, I already paid $5 to get into this place, I don't want people telling me to buy more shit!

(... I want to find out where they sell those lights... they look trippy)

The Winter Gardens were rather fun. I was nearly frozen, but I did end up saying an original MiKE quote: "It's so cold out here I could piss an icicle!!". That was funny. Then when we went inside I almost spouted off another quote, but decided not to: "ah that feels nice. My balls feel like two ice cubes dropped in a warm drink.". Then we went downtown, where we got some awesome cheap pizza!! Mmmm how could such tasty pizza be so cheap? I think I bit into a cockroach but hey, it was yummy pizza anyways. Maybe I was just REALLY hungry at the time.

We met up with Richelle and Kim and went to Maryanna's highrise apartment for a christmas party. What a view she has. I've never drinken straight tequila before, so when I had my first shot of the stuff I nearly sprayed it all over the place! It was an appropriate time to quote Ralph Wiggum "It tastes like burning!". Good times.

I want a pet porcupine. Somehow I don't think I'll be petting it much though. But you know the Confucious saying... "man who fuck porcupine... fells horny all day!".

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS.

I got a record 221 hits yesterday. A lot of them were from a Terminator message board where I posted that I would put the T3 preview clip on my site. Wow, this is the first time my site has broken the 200 mark since the good ole days of me talking about stuff like having sex with a burning phonebook.
There is a stalactite of jizm hanging off my ceiling.

"Why?" you may be asking (if you haven't closed your browser in disgust).

The Terminator 3 trailer is out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have watched it 10 times straight, making a mess in my pants each time!!!!!!!! But anyways, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL READING ABOUT ME JIZZING MYSELF... WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THE TRAILER AND JIZZING YOURSELF INSTEAD?!?!

Looks like Terminator 3 is going to be a pyromaniac's wet dream! Barely a scene flashes by that doesn't involve something blowing up. No wonder this movie cost $130 million to film. I can't wait till it comes out.... 6 more months!!!!!!!!!!!!

The evil terminator in this new movie is called the T-X. And it is a chick. She is more powerful than any other terminators (she shoots lasers from her boobies), and her really tight clothes cause her victims to be unable to escape because they're too busy drooling at her.

I perma-linked swagged cause well, my ass is fairly sore. And no it's not because I've been sticking random vibrating objects in there (anyone seen my cell phone?). It's because that site KICKS ASS.

Oh and for any little kids out there reading this (apparently your parents don't give half a shit about the content you're exposed to), or any pedophiles reading this site (hopefully none), you might want to check out this site.

Monday, December 16, 2002

UPDATES:

My tummy hurts
I have a GREAT boyfriend... his name is tom, AND he has flesh
I bought a new bra
My x-mas shopping is ALMOST done
We dont have our tree yet
I have to pee
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
..... um....... I ate meatballs today! =D
Terminator 3 trailer footage from Entertainment Tonight (4.24 MB DiVX)

Right-click and choose save-as. Do not link directly to this file, the file name will change often.

The result of me seeing this caused another splatter of jizz on my ceiling. Terminator 3 looks like it's going to be an awesome fucking movie.

One thing that bothered me though... did anyone else notice how slow Arnold was talking in the trailer footage? Him saying "John Conner" and "It is time" sounded like his new terminator character is megehertz-challenged. Well it's been 10 year's since Arnold has played a terminator. I guess they just don't build 'em like they used to!

Sunday, December 15, 2002

I've noticed that I've been getting a lot of traffic from the website Swank.ca. It's a pretty awesome site, they might be local too, I haven't had the time to completely look through it. I shall perma-link them soon though.

Play around with this for a while.

I tried to stick a couch in my room today, and only after I moved all the crap in my room did I realize that the couch would not fit at all. Then I had to take the couch back out of my room, and put everything back together. This feel-good post is brought to you by MiKE's retardedness. "Whenever you feel fucking stupid, just be thankful that you aren't me."
There's a huge wad of jizz on my ceiling. Don't blame me, blame the porn.

Every time I look at the jizz wad, it seems to be drooping more and more towards the floor. Someday I'm not going to be paying attention, and walk right into it... and BAF!! Jizz in the eye!

This weekend was pretty nice. I re-arranged my room, only to re-arrange it back into its original form again, I went to drink with the pheends guys, but didn't drink a single thing cause I drove there, and later I spent almost 3 hours with Ashlee in her hot tub, in the middle of the night in the pouring rain. I also rocked out to Duran Duran, but I didn't have a can of spam to eat out of. My life is so interesting.

I think I will grow an afro. Then I can store personal belongings in it. Like condoms. Then a girl will say to me, "hey, nice fro", and I'll pull out a condom from it, and she'll be all impressed and everything, and we'll proceed to fuck in some back alley... without using the condom.

For all you parents out there reading this (why the fuck are you reading this anyways?), here's how to tell if your son is looking at pornographic material on the internet. Take the computer keyboard and hold it upside down. If jizz pours out, you know what he's been doing. You might want to get a new keyboard too.

Christmas time is coming up, and in surrey... you know what that means. Ho, ho, and more ho's! It's that time of the year when there's lots of white stuff on the ground... but it sure as fuck isn't snow. While I kids from other places get candy and stuff in their stocking, little surrey girls get jizz in theirs. Don't leave cookies and milk for santa clause when he visits your surrey household.. leave him a prostitute or two.

Mya has a new layout up. It doesn't feature a cute fuckable anime girl this time... it features some butch army chick that will rip your dick off and beat the fuck out of you with it if you try to touch her. Other than that, her new layout looks very nice.

Well, you people asked for more ole-skool slurrey posts, and this is about as old-skool as you can get.

Friday, December 13, 2002

During my lunch break at work yesterday, I was eating a sandwich, and I bit the inside of my cheek REALLY hard. The guy sitting next to me thought I had cracked my jaw or something by the sound of it.

I was like "OWWWW SHIT CUNT PISS-INHALING MOTHERFUCKING FLAMING NADHAIR FUCK FUCK!!!!" except I couldn't say it out loud because my mouth was in a lot of pain. When I bit on my cheek, my teeth actually went right through and pierced it, making 2 large bleeding holes in my mouth. I did manage to eat the rest of my lunch, unsurprisingly it tasted a lot like blood.

Sunday, December 08, 2002

People have been telling me I've lost my "rantyness" lately. All I've been talking about is things that happen in my personal life that no one gives a low-flying fuck about. I need to start talking more about stupid shit again!

I added a new section to this website. Look to your left, and you might just see it. It's a collection of my best quotes I've said in the past on this page, and there's a lot of them. Some of them will make you laugh, some of them will make you cry, and the rest will make you quickly close your browser in disgust.



:-)
Mya's party on friday was great. Even if most of the people who said they were coming didn't come! It was just me, Mya, Pat, and Karyn, and then we picked up some guy at the skytrain station that Karyn met off TUG. As usual, Pat got REALLY wasted, and it wasn't even 6 pm yet. We got pizza, and by the time the pizza got here, Pat was in the bathroom hugging the toilet.

We ate pizza wondering what Pat was doing in there (we didn't know at the time), but no one would go look because we thought he might have been jerking it or something. Hahaha but then we heard an "UURRLAAARRFFF", and it was pretty obvious that Pat was doing what he usually does at Mya's parties.

Then we went out in the bushes by Mya's place and she took trippy pictures, and I also got to swing on a swing (does that sound right?).
Mya's party was great! Pictures are here:

FIELD TRIP #41 - MYA's PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Last night me, Ashlee, and Angela celebrated Angela's 18th birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELA!!!). How? By getting fucked! First we went to Boston Pizza, and we split a hugeass pepperoni pizza. Ashlee spilled ice cubed all over the place, and I took one and threw it down her shirt. Wow my aim is good. We got the booze, went to my house, turned on the live cam, and started drinking. Ange drank a lot, but she didn't get drunk enough to be falling on the floor. After 2 Mike's hards, Ashlee was also well boozed up! It was funny. We ended up doing a lot of crazy things, and if you weren't watching the webcam you missed out. It really all was a blur, so the webcam pics tell the story.

We were gonna go get ice cream, but that never ended up happening, I can't remember why. I drove Ashlee and Angela home. I dropped Ange off, and then we drove by Ashlee's house, and her parents were still up!! At like 1:30 am!! She didn't want to go home in her current state of non-soberness, so we drove around for a bit. Then we stopped at the bear creek parking lot, and hung out there for about an hour for her to sober up a bit. We talked about lots of funny stuff, and played a game where we flipped through the radio stations and guessed what song was playing. Who ever guessed first won. She totally kicked my ass, I guessed 3 and she guessed like 10 or something. We watched drug deals take place. Ok they didn't actually take place, but we pretended they were drug deals.

We did take a lot of digital camera pics last night, but most of them didn't turn out too awesome. It's like... the more you drink, the weirder the pictures you take are. :Q

Friday, December 06, 2002

Hey hey hey!!! We are having a field trip at Mya's right now, and we're LIVE ON HER CAM!!!

So click on this image to see us live!

Wednesday, December 04, 2002

I was going through old text saved on my comp, and i came across this convo with someone who just poped up and started talking shit about lindsay. THEN, somehow we found his number, and called him during the convo, and he didnt talk to us again. HA, that will show him! (I luv Larissa being him, and Wow being Lindsay) I blanked out names and numbers, if you want them, just ask. This kid makes no sense through out the WHOLE convo

************************************************************
* (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) - 04/14/02 00:09:25 **
************************************************************

[00:09] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: fat fuk
[00:09] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: (y)
[00:09] Wow(y) says: waht
[00:09] Wow(y) says: (Y)
[00:10] Wow(y) says: your coool..... oh lets go on msn today and call some one i dont even know a fat fuk
[00:10] Wow(y) says: you know your cool when (Y)
[00:11] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ur lindsay from maple ridge
[00:11] Wow(y) says: yes i am
[00:11] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: and ur fat and u hav pink hair
[00:11] Wow(y) says: how did you know htat?
[00:11] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: im psycic
[00:11] Wow(y) says: ok....
[00:12] Wow(y) says: more like psycho... but anyways
[00:12] Wow(y) says: i think you should go now
[00:12] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: and u got eatin out by a guy named ***
[00:12] Wow(y) says: ewww sick
[00:12] Wow(y) says: how did you know that?
[00:12] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: and now hes bysexual
[00:13] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i told u im psycic
[00:13] Wow(y) says: no your not....
[00:13] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: yupp
[00:13] Wow(y) says: he was always a bi sexual
[00:13] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ya
[00:13] Wow(y) says: that was a long time ago
[00:13] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: and it was ur....ummmm.....
[00:13] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: first kiss
[00:13] Wow(y) says: ***? no
[00:14] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ya
[00:14] Wow(y) says: no....
[00:14] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ya
[00:14] Wow(y) says: far frum it
[00:14] Wow(y) says: im glad he wasnt my first kiss omg....
[00:14] Wow(y) says: hes bad at it
[00:15] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: hmmm.... but im sensing..... u like being eatin out cause it felt good and itz all u will ever get
[00:15] Wow(y) says: yeah... it is the only thing i get...... rite
[00:15] Wow(y) says: your obviously not psyhcic....
[00:15] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: yupp
[00:15] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ya i am
[00:15] Wow(y) says: cause if you were you would know alot more then that....
[00:16] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ru????:s
[00:16] Wow(y) says: that happend a long time a go....
[00:16] Wow(y) says: am i what?
[00:16] Wow(y) says: so much more has happend since then ill tell you that
[00:16] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i know
[00:16] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i am psycic
[00:16] Wow(y) says: you do eh
[00:16] Wow(y) says: ok then what happened
[00:16] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: u ate lotz
[00:17] Wow(y) says: lol ppl eat homo
[00:17] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i know
[00:17] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i am psycic
[00:17] Wow(y) says: no your a loser
[00:17] Wow(y) says: tell me somthing i dont know
[00:17] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: like.....
[00:18] Wow(y) says: like what has happend since ***
[00:18] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: u ate!
[00:18] Wow(y) says: no im not talking about the obvious
[00:18] Wow(y) says: omg im pshycic.... you ate since ***
[00:20] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ne thing else will cost ya some kake
[00:20] Wow(y) says: no its cause you dont know....
[00:20] Wow(y) says: do you know ***?
[00:20] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: or i sense that ur broke and im not free
[00:21] Wow(y) says: well who are you?
[00:21] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i am psycic
[00:21] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i know
[00:21] Wow(y) says: but you dont, you only know what happened w/ ***
[00:21] Wow(y) says: fuck, tell me who you are
[00:22] Wow(y) says: you wanna play phycic?
[00:22] Wow(y) says: is your name zack
[00:22] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: noooo
[00:23] Wow(y) says: then what is your name?
[00:23] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: startz wit a p
[00:23] Wow(y) says: no
[00:23] Wow(y) says: its zack
[00:23] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: no
[00:23] Wow(y) says: and your # is 604591****
[00:23] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: zack startz wit a z
[00:23] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: not a p
[00:24] Wow(y) says: 604591***, is this your #
(THEN WE CALLED HIM)
[00:26] Wow(y) says: homo
[00:26] Wow(y) says: your a loser
[00:26] Wow(y) says: omg
[00:27] Wow(y) says: you sound like your 12 how can you be 21 god your a loser
[00:27] Wow(y) says: omg
I have a blog site now! Yay, props go out to Mya who helped out!

http://thepatmeister.blogspot.com

Check it out! Its kinda empty and lame right now, but maybe I'll start updating often.
'Twas the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last-minute knowledge.

Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
Danced in their heads.

Out in the taverns,
A few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
Would loosen their thinking.

In my own room,
I had been pacing,
And dreading exams
I soon would be facing.

My roommate was speechless,
His nose in his book,
And my comments to him
Drew unfriendly looks.

I drained all the coffee,
And brewed a new pot,
No longer caring
That my nerves were shot.

I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were all muddy;
My eyes went a blur,
And I just couldn't study.

"Some pizza might help,"
I said with a shiver,
But each place I called
Refused to deliver.

I'd nearly concluded
That life was too cruel,
With futures depending
On grades earned in school.

When all of a sudden
Our door opened wide
And Patron Saint "Put-It-Off"
Ambled inside.

His spirit was careless,
His manner was mellow,
But summoning effort
He started to bellow:

"What kind of student
Would make such a fuss
To toss back at teachers
What they toss at us?

On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wingit and Slingit,
And Last-Minute Crams!"

His message delivered,
He vanished from sight,
But we heard him laughing
Outside in the night:

"Your teachers have pegged you,
So just do your best...
Happy Finals to All,
And to All, a good test


Good luck guys, you'll all do fine!

Monday, December 02, 2002

I could stare at this for the rest of my life.
I don't know how someone managaged to steal content from my content-less previous post. Good work Mya!

I got an Xbox. I only have to buy 2 more, duct-tape them all together, and I'll have an XXXbox. I don't have any Xbox games, so the thing is pretty useless just sitting there. It doesn't even play DVD's, for that to work I have to go out and buy a $60 remote! At least it plays CD's though. That's about as useful as my PS2 being able to play records. Gee... who the hell uses CD's anymore?

I'm getting off topic. I rented a game for the Xbox, just to make sure my Xbox worked. Unreal Championship is an addictive game. It utilises the Xbox's advanced graphics capabilities to make sure blood splatters in a nicely rendered 3D pattern when you shoot a rocket at someone. It's nice to know technology is being used in such wonderful ways.

I though that Slurrey needed a lot more hits. I'll just do what Mike does, use a lot of keywords in my posts, that people search for in google. I'll do that right now.

"On the way home from school I saw Avril Lavigne without makeup, getting rammed up the ass by nude Christina Aguilera with a strap-on. Out of nowhere naked Britney Spears XXX whips out her enlarged penis and starts hitting a wet asian schoolgirl pornstar in the head, but a horny drunk driver rams Britney Spears in the ASS with his hot rod. One of Britney Spear's implants landed my my feet, and I happily kicked it all the way home, while wondering it all the bestiality incest rape porn I was downloading was finished."

Hey, if that doesn't increase my site's hits, nothing will.... well, unless more people link me! I noticed that this girl (excuse the pun) linked me. Thanks! And if anyone with a site is reading this right now, LINK ME!!! If you do, Skeef will give you a free blowjob!

Skeef: "Fuck off no I won't. Nigger!".

Wednesday, November 27, 2002

eBay cancelled my auction, though I did have someone e-mail me in regards to purchasing my work! Wicked! And I recieved my first piece of hate mail, I posted it here. Check it out, hate mail is cool. So is Tom Laykis.
This is what I call..... "the phantom update".

It looks like a regular update, but contains no content and is only posted for the sole purpose of letting visitors know that this site isn't dead.

Sometimes, I'm so smart I scare myself. :)
I decided to try something fun. While looking at stupid shit on ebay. I found something so funny, a guy selling his own rap song. So I decided to list my own!@!!$%)(@!%&!)@#%. Yes I'm selling my original copyrighted rap song (which I wrote all by myself in about 15 minutes), and which isn't all that good, but it's ok compared to most crap. For HALF THE PRICE of the other one. The other one already has bids at $5,400 USD, I'm selling mine for FIFTY, yes FIFTY percent cheaper, and it's better. I've already had over 700 hits. Tell everyone it's so ridiculous, I just want to see how many hits I get out of it. I should have been smart and linked my page, or my band, on that page, but no, I didn't think of that at the time. Anyway check out everything that's linked, and have a good laugh. Rock out! enter to win a free FREEBASE cd.

Friday, November 22, 2002

YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 80's IF-

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".

2. You watched the Pound Puppies.

3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair"

4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.

5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tired to start a club of your own.

6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.

7. You know that "WOA" comes from Joey on Blossom.

8. Two words: M.C. Hammer

9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock".

10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.

11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales".

12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

13. You wore a pony tail on the side of your head.

14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.

15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) with friends at school.

18. You wore Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it.

19. L.A. Gear.....

20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.

21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the Ramona books.

22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"

23. You wanted to be a Goonie.

24. You ever wore, fluorescent, if you will, clothing.

25. You can remember what Micheal Jackson looked like before his nose fell off...

26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

27. You took Lunch Pales to school.

28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.

30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.

31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favourite band.

32. You thought Sheena and He-Man should hook up.

33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.

34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.

35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know what you are, but what am I?"

36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were in-line skates.

38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.

39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.

41. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "This wasn't from the 80's!"

42. You remember Popples.

43. "Dont worry, be happy"

44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.

45. You wore socks scrunched down.

46. "Miss MARY MARY MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"

47. You remember boom boxes vs cd players.

48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.

49. You know what it maeant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"

50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales"

51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.

52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.

54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell", the ORIGINAL class.

55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THRU THE HEART.

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

OH MAN, there is 4 more minutes left untill lunch, and i am SO annoyed. i am the only chick in the class, and all the guys are rateing ugly girls n hot or not. All i hear is EWW SHES SO UGLY, and HOLY FUCK SHES FAT! They really need to get some lives. Today I have my hair up in liberty spikes. I'll put some pics up when i get home. Everyone stares, and askes to touch it... Its getting boring. Well, its lunch. BYE.

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

Aren't I the sexy bitch. I made it in the top 10 hottest guys list on theultimateguide.ca.

Notice how my score was 6.66 at the time. I feel so hardcore.

Sunday, November 17, 2002

FIELD TRIP #40 - MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



VIDEO - The webcam was live during the party, so if you missed it, I took all the webcam captures and put them into a single movie file!! Check them out!!! (8.09 MB)



(Note - for the videeo to work you need divx)

Welll well well, another fine field trip! Yesterday I threw a party to celebrate my 20th birthday, which was today.

First I picked up Christina from cloverdale, then Bman and Susan from Scott Rd station. I got some beer, and we went to my place and started drinking. Then Ashlee, Angela, Kim, and Deniz came, and I think Aron came around that time as well. Then Lee and Lynn came, and then Mya and Nat, and Mike, Kevin, and Ivar, and finally Pat.

So, some highlights of the night?

- Brendan and Susan, who locked themselves in my room, didn't realize that the streaming cam was on.

- Brendan giving me a cool present, which was one of his photos framed. I hammered a nail into the wall using a piece of rock from the Parthenon in Greece. How classy. I think I made more holes in the wall with the rock. Then I hung the picture up. It tilted!

- You know those Burger King food trays? Kevin brought 5 trays over. We started breaking them over each other's heads. I tried to break one over my head unsuccessfully, Kevin broke almost all of them over his head, and was proud of the face he was bleeding. He broke one over my head, and yeah it's a lot less painful when the tray actually breaks, instead of bouncing off. Yeah, I admit breaking trays was pretty stupid, but I was extremely gone at that point, how could I know better?

- There were 3 digital camera's taking pictures that night. Mine, Kevin's, and Angela's. The sets of pics on the thumbnail page are in that order, Kevin's are smaller and a bit brighter! o when you're looking at the pictures, the first bunch are normal size, then when you get to the smaller ones they're Kevin's, and the bigger ones again are Angela's!

- I'm sure I called a bunch of random people on my cell to come to the party.

- Other than that, I don't remember much, except from what the pictures show!!

I didn't puke much, except when I had gotten up in the middle of the night with the worst hangover. I drank lots of water, puked it out, drank lots more, and went to bed! I woke up this morning feeling great!!

Then, I found something behind my DVD player. It was a roll of paper, with a feather and a note tied to it. The note said "Happy Birthday, Mike!". I unrolled the paper, and it was this really cool painting!!! I hung it up on my wall! The thing is, I HAVE NO CLUE WHO IT'S FROM!!!! It could be anyone!! But I'm guessing it's from Susan, was that you dude?

I spent most of the day cleaning up. There were 6 wet spots on my bedroom floor, from spilled beer, as opposed to 3 wetspots last year. I guess this year's party was twice as fun!!

Tonight I also had a kickass time. I went to BP and Ashlee bought me dinner, the BP people sang me happy birthday army-style, and I got a delicious cake. Angela, Ivar, Debbie, and Diana were there too!!! It was so fun. I got a pizza, and after I started eating it, I started feeling REALLY queasy. It was almost overwhelming. Must have been from the effects from last night, but I dunno, I was feeling fine earlier! The pizza was soooo good, I just wanted to keep eating it, but I also had the feeling that my stomach was spinning and flip flopping. I felt like I was going to puke. But anyways I'll eat the rest of the pizza tomorrow for lunch :)

This birthday was the best one I've ever had. Thanks to everyone for coming!!!
And thanks for the presents and stuff!!!

Saturday, November 16, 2002

LIVE PARTY CAM TONIGHT!!!



Tonight, Saturday the 16th, my webcam will be live during my bday party! Be sure not to miss the fun! (if you're not actually there).

Thursday, November 14, 2002

Hey everyone just thought I'd pass along some good info. My band FreeBase is having a CD giveaway, join our mailing list (we don't send you anything but information on upcoming shows and appearances, and we're making a draw at the end of the month for a free CD, next month we'll be giving away more cool stuff. We have an all ages show coming up Nov 29th at The Pinetree Community Center (1260 Pinetree Way, Coquitlam) visit our site for the map. Hope to see you all out there, showtime from 7:00-10:00pm! Tell your friends about the cd giveaway. Rock on. I kick everyones ass at mariokart 64.

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

I need a little Slurrey inspiration.

I have a 3D art class, and my final project is still contiplating (sp?) in my head. I stil have no idea what i should build, although i do have just these few ideas:

A photo/Scrap book
A Guillotine (but my teacher thinks its sketchy)

Those are my Ideas so far. Pretty bad eh! i dont know where my mind and creativity are lately. i think somethings wrong with me, i havent been able to sleep, or have had trouble falling asleep rather. My mind doesnt focus anymore, and Im strapped for ideas. The Criteria Consists of this:

Material: Anything
Object: Anything
Due Date: Soon
Be creative and Original
It must be built, for it is a 3D Object.

Ya, so im stumped. Give me some ideas!

Tuesday, November 12, 2002

Beware of the fact I now have the ability to post on slurrey.com. This is a test, this is only a test. Give me a small amount of time to come up with something rather intriguing. In the meantime...
MY CONVERSATION WITH BRYAN:

you ever notice that 'strap on' is 'no parts' backwards? says:
are you gay now?

bry (little rainbow icon here) says:
sorry?

you ever notice that 'strap on' is 'no parts' backwards? says:
... do you like boys?

bry (little rainbow icon here) says:
no what the fuck kind of question is that

you ever notice that 'strap on' is 'no parts' backwards? says:
i dont know

bry (insert little rainbow icon here) says:
well what the fuck

you ever notice that 'strap on' is 'no parts' backwards? says:
the rainbow threw me off i guess
Well fuck my ass and call me goatse. Marissa messaged me a while ago to make a fan sign for Lacey for her birthday, before November. Well I was planning on doing it, but thanks to my terrible memory I forgot.... soooo I'll just say it here!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LACEY!!!!!!

Sunday, November 10, 2002

I haven't updated this for a while, so this is going to be a huge entry.

FRIDAY - Lee and a bunch of people were supposed to come over to my house for some good drinkin'. That didn't happen, so Nat told me to go see Eminem's new movie with her. So I went down to metrotown and saw it with her. 8 Mile was MUCH better than I expected, surprise surprise Eminem is at least half decent at acting. Doesn't say much though... as he was pretty much playing himself. But we'll see where he end up as an actor. Good movie.

When I got home I got a phone call from Lee at the Ozone, but I could barely hear her. Then someone else called and said to stay up late... at about 2 am I heard a knocking on my bedroom window, I had a surprise visitor! You scared the shit out of me!!!!! :Q

SATURDAY - When I woke up at around noon, Mya was looking for someone to hang out downtown with. So I went with her and we went shopping for stuff. Unlike other times, she spent a shitload of money while I didn't really buy anything. We went to a shitload of stores and took a shitload of pictures. It was really fun, I had the awesomest time. We parted ways at around 8 or 9 pm, and I went home. Ashlee soon came over and brought Angela, and this is where things got totally crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On November 10th a year ago, I met Ashlee in person. We had been talking on the internet for a couple of months, and kinda started liking each other so we decided to FINALLY meet. We went bowling that night with my friends, and had lots of fun. What happened after that, is a looooong, complicated story which I won't get into. Anyways over the past year, we've been through SO MUCH, good and bad! After all that has happened, we've become best friends.

Yeah.... we had to do something kickass for the one year anniversary that we met each other in person.

So on saturday night Ashlee was pretty distressed about her road trip. She didn't want to go on it alone, but anyone she had asked to come with her, sold her out!! Shitty!! So she was bitching to me about it, and suddenly the hampster inside my head started running on its wheel. I put 2 and 2 together and told her "dude.... I'll go with ya! And it could be our special anniversary hang out too!!! We'll make it the COOLEST FIELD TRIP EVER!!!". I had plans to help one of my co-workers out with his computer, but I just thought I'd call him up and reschedule it, he wasn't too keen on my coming sunday afternoon anyways. A road trip would be a LOT more fun!!!

We all made some plans, cleaned out her car, and figured out the maps and shit. We stopped at Angela's house, snuck in, and printed out some map instructions. Then we went to Boston Pizza and split a small pizza. I had never actually eaten Pizza at Boston Pizza before, it is fucking good. We dropped Angela off, and Ashlee went home for a while to pick up some stuff. Then she came back to my house, and it was a bit late.

Which brings us to something hilarious that happened.

Ashlee went upstairs, and was scarred for life after the incident that occurred. When it's really late, like 1 or 2 am, sometimes my dad is upstairs in the kitchen, wearing only his underwear. She sure got quite a surprise. For the next half an hour she was so deep in shock she was huddled in the corner and all she could say was "tighty.... whities.... aaaahh!!".

We burned a CD for the road trip... well... it took 4 CD's to burn the damn thing right. I ended up with 3 coasters which will end up on my wall, along with the other 100+ CD's that I didn't burn properly cause I'm incapable of doing even the simplest of things. Perhaps the CD's didn't burn properly cause I had so much shit running in the back ground, like a million AIM/MSN windows, the cam program, disk defrag... etc.

Ashlee spent the night over, but we didn't get that much sleep. My bed is way too damn small. We got up at around 6 am, got ready, and left at 6:45. It was hard not waking anyone else in the house up. My parents didn't know that I was going all the way to the middle of nowhere, and neither did Ashlee's parents. It was still dark outside. We put some music on, and hit the road!! It would take us 3.5 hours to get there, and 3.5 hours to get back!! And we stayed there for a few hours too... so this mini-road trip took up the entire day!!! On the way there, the road conditions weren't too bad. It started out with rain, fog, what we thought was snow, but by the time we got there at around 10 am, it was totally sunny & nice, and we REALLY had to take a piss. Yes, today's road trip had numerous occasions where finding a bathroom was a top priority.

It was a pretty small, shitty town we stopped at. We didn't do too much there, just got some food, hung around for a bit, Ashlee took care of some business, and we left.

On the way back, it started pissing rain. The road conditions were kinda shitty, but whatever, we had a lot of fun driving back home. We got some chips, and when I opened my bag, all the chips fell out all over me. I should have taken a picture to have photographical evidence that I am unbelievably retarded, but everyone already knows that so I don't need a fucking picture to prove it. We listened to more music, and Ashlee kept having certain songs on repeat.

"BOY BOY BOY BOY OH BOY"

Don't drink too much coke/hot chocolate while on a mini road trip. It sucks to have to piss while driving in the middle of nowhere. By the time we got to a place that had restrooms (Tim Hortons) we were nearly about to explode. I wonder what everyone there thought of the 2 weirdos bursting into the place and running straight for the bathrooms? Then we got hot chocolates from there. I guess I'm a sucker for punishment.

We got back to slurrey at around 5:30 or 6. I had to go fix someone's computer (getting paid $25 an hour to do it), but I called there and he wasn't home, so I thought screw it. When I got home I took another epic piss. And now I am here, writing this, and feeling really tired.

We had a really awesome time during this mini-road trip. We talked about so many things, and had a shitload of fun, and took a million pictures... it was fawkin great. What perfect way to celebrate knowing each other for a year!
:)

HERE ARE THE PICTURES FROM THE PAST 3 NIGHTS!!!

FIELD TRIP #38 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 06, 2002

Wow, I haven't updated this thing in a long time. Slurrey is my baby, and I have neglected it. Much to my surprise, instead of shrivelling up and dying like a normal baby would, slurrey actually is getting a lot more hits than usual right now, around 180 a day. What the fuck?

So I haven't been posting on here as much as I should, sue me. I could use the "I'm too busy to update because I actually have a life" excuse, but it only takes a couple of minutes a day to write something like this up.

Anyways a plug goes out to Mya for getting a new domain/layout, and for being so damn cool.

Hmmmm any other news.... yeah my birthday is coming up soon. It'll be one hell of a party!!!

That's it for today's update. I got up at 5 am, worked all day in the pouring rain, and as you can guess I'm pretty tired. Night.

Friday, November 01, 2002

MiKE's FIELD TRIP #37 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!


BMAN'S FIELD TRIP #37 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!



Yeah we both brought our digital cameras last night, so there's two sets of pics! Bman's are more artsy and also at a frighteningly high resolution!! But they're amazing. Anyways...

HALLOWEEN FUCKING ROCKED!!!

The plan for the night was to get everyone together at my house, drink a bit, and then go to Chris's house and blow shit up! Plans got sorta messed up, but luckily the night ended up totally kicking ass!!!

So the night began with me picking up Brendan at Scott Rd skytrain station. We went back to my house and I bought his PS2, and we hooked that up and tryed it out for a few minutes. Then Susan called saying she was at Scott Rd Stn, so we go down there again to pick her up.

I had never seen Susan before. Not even a picture of her! So we were looking for some girl with a black hat and a grey jacket. I was hoping it wouldn't be like the first time I met someone off the internet, where I WALKED RIGHT PAST THEM!!! Luckily she was the first person we saw! She was wearing such a cool hat!

On the way back we stop at the Beer & Wine store to pick up the booze. I get a bottle of JD, Bman gets a 6pack of Corona Extra, and Susan got a 6pack of something else that I can't remember what it was! We go back to my place, and crack open the booze and start drinkin', while listening to some good ole Sublime. Chris messaged me on MSN a few times saying that he had to go fix his car, so we'd have to go to his house at around 10. It was around 7:30, so we had quite a while left! We sit around and drink some more, and my little brother comes in and trades Bman a brick of mighty mites for one of his coronas!

Then we go outside and start lighting some shit up. Bman had his old Screecheroos; he lit a few on the street and they pretty much went all over the place, including some guy's tree. We got video footage of all that. Then we go to the back yard, stuff the mighty mites into that VCR we were always plannin on blowing up, and light them off.

The thing about really old VCR's, they are like fucking TANKS. Big, heavy, and nearly impossible to make a dent in with only regular firecrackers. They didn't do much to it, just blow a few shards of plastic off. We needed something bigger... something like an atomic bomb might do some damage, but those aren't readily available around here. So we had to settle for some Air Bombs instead!!

We start walkin, with no clue where the nearest Fireworks store is around here. Did I mention HOW COLD IT WAS?!?! We got to the Mac's at Scott Rd, and I go in, hoping to ask the clerk there if he knew where the nearest Fireworks shop was.

Guess who the clerk was!!! It was that old east indian guy from a year ago, where I wanted to buy something and I gave him a $100 bill, and he stars at it wide-eyed like he's never seen that much money before, and he said "noooo..... I'm sorrrrrrrry sir... I cannot accept that". It was funny!! Well this time I ask him if her knew where we could get fireworks, and in the EXACT same tone of voice he's like "noooo..... I'm sorrrrrrrry sir... I don't know". It was grand.

Some guy then says there's one down the street, so we go there and get in RIGHT before it closed! They didn't have any air bombs though, so we got some screecheroos! At this point, the night became a lot more interesting.

Bman lights one off and throws it in the garbage can right outside where we bought them from! I took pictures, and then some lady starts yelling at him so we just walked away. He lit some up in the parking lot too, and on the street.

I didn't know screecheroos had a thing for curbs. Everytime he lit one and threw it into the busy traffic, they'd go straight for the curb and burn out there. I started videotaping all this, and I managed to capture him lighting one off when the street was REALLY busy, and having all the cars stop and start honking, and then the fucking lit screecheroo flies right by my head. This video is priceless.

We got back to my house and my little brother says he got some air bombs. Who knows how he got them, and who cares! We went to the back yard and stuck one in the VCR. Bman lights it off while everyone dove for cover, and BOOM!!! Shrapnel flying everywhere, and the top of the VCR is pretty muck GONE! . We stick another in there and blow another hole in it, and I must say that I don't think that VCR will be chewing up my videotapes anymore!

At that point Ashlee called, and said she and Angela were on their way over. I didn't think she was coming because she had to work, but it was 10 and she wanted to crash our "party". So they get here and go straight into my house and knock on the bedroom door, while we were in the back yard. Good job guys!

Since it was 10 it was time to go to Chris's house. So we get there and nothing seems to be happening so Ashlee honks and drives right past it.

Apparently the plans for the night had just changed!

We went to the liquor store so Bman could yet even more booze, and then we went to... Bear Creek Park! The train ride had just closed, and me, Bman and Ashlee snuch on, and she did some modeling while we took some photos. After that, we all sat down in THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS, in the middle of the path, in the freezing cole, brought out the booze, and started drinking again. Ashlee was making lots of jokes about her vampire cape, saying it was her "foreskin". Then Angela called up Xfm and said that she and Ashlee were dressed up as penises for halloween.

It was REALLY REALLY cold outside, so we left the forest after a while. It was now 11:30 I believe. Where do we end up next? Tim Hortons!!

The lady at the cash register was dressed up as... a tree. Here are Ashlee's exact words:

Ashlee to lady: "Are you soft wood... or hard wood? hehe.."
Lady to Ashlee: (seductive voice) "I'm... HARD wood..."
Ashlee to herself: "heheh... HARD wood in a doughnut store..."

When we got back in the car, Bman says he needs a ride home, so off we go to White Rock!! While driving around in white rock, there were these guys walking. Ashlee pulls up to them and asks if she can grab their ass, and of course they agree. There was another guy walking home and not only did he get an assgrabbing, he also got 2 cigarrettes from Bman!

We go to White Rock beach and hang out there for a while. At that point the battery for the video camera ran out. That thing was supposed to last for 7 hours!!! I guess it was cause the last time I charged the thing was half a year ago. So I whip out the digicam and start taking more pics.

After that, we go and drop Brendan home, then Angela. Ashlee askes where Susan lives, and she lives in Newton, but all her stuff was at my house. Ashlee looked really tired, and she asked Susan, "why not sleep over at MiKE's house?". Ah, the honor of sleeping at slurrey HQ! :P

Susan picked up her stuff at my house, and Ashlee drove her home! I gave Ashlee a coke too, cause she really needed it ;)

So that was pretty much it! I noticed the big cut on my thumb (don't know where THAT came from). Also, for the entire night, my trenchcoat was rubbing against my shirt, which was rubbing against my neck, so I got a killer rash/burn thing on my neck. Gives a new meaning to the term "redneck". Ouch! It was great hanging out with evryone, and meeting Susan for the first time! She rocks!

Anyways I was still buzzed from the alcohol, so I posted something on LJ, cleaned up, and went to bed at 3 am!!!

Now I will put the video from last night on the computer. They will be up shortly.

UPDATE: Ok, I encoded about an hour's worth of footage that we captured, but guess what. The files won't open so I can edit them, and when I can open them there's no sound.

My video capture card has done this before, piece of junk. Perhaps I should show it what happened to the VCR. I now have to reinstall the drivers. So the videos will take longer to put up :(

I'll try to capture the best moments in MPEG soon.

Wednesday, October 30, 2002

Thats right Mofo's, IM FARKING POSTING!

Got a problem with that?
I thought so.

Anyway, just posting to say hi more or less and rant a little about people on MSN.

I dont actualy have a problem with people adding me, which explains the 50 some odd people on my MSN list. My problem is two-fold, first, people that add me out of hte blue and whose names appear to have nothing to do with their personalities and are too lazy to fill out a profile. I WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU FARKING ARE! This happens every other day or so, so it gets annoying. Second are people who have a million different email addresses, and only use one and then only every couple of days. This is realy annoying because my list is HUGE because of a bunch of people that have 3-6(!) accounts. CHOOSE an account and stick with it.

That is all, you may now go about your daily activities once again, or call me a moron...I just dont care.
GO TO MY SITE YOU FOOLS
www.geocities.com/beetmeaf

Monday, October 28, 2002

MEANKILLER.mp3



DOWNLOAD THIS NOW!!!! It is so funny, it will make your day. And tell all your friends to download it! Spread it like a virus!!!

I was there when this guy made that MP3, and it was one of the funniest moments ever. This is something you just have to put on repeat and listen to for hours straight, it's THAT funny!

I see this becoming quite a hit... especially in India.

Sunday, October 27, 2002

Fucking motherfuck in the fuck shit
cock fuck fucker dope smoken sucker
balls ass tits and a dick bitch shit
whore ass queef fucka slit
finger my ass and burn in hell cunt!!!

EVERYONE SING ALONG!!!

Thursday, October 24, 2002

I know why studying for my Ada midterm is so damn hard. The pages in my textbook are SHINY!!! They reflect the light from my ceiling, so trying to read the text is horrible. I have to tilt the book at every angle until I can see the text without getting a headache. Kind of like playing Gameboy Advance. After 5 minutes of studying, I feel like taking the textbook, lighting it on fire, and then pissing on it to put it out. But only after it has sufficiently burned.

Yes Mr. Link. That is what I think about your programming methods course and its cheapass textbook.

I had a dream that I was lying in bed awake. I reckon my brain wasn't feeling very creative last night.

I downloaded the original Japanese version of The Ring and watched it last night. It was ok, very close to being as great as the remake. It just didn't have all the cool visuals that the new one does, and the tape in that movie was only a few seconds long. It was still great, I would have probably appreciated it more if I had seen it before I saw the remake.

There is also 2 sequels to the Japanese Ring movie. I'm going to try and find those as well. Hopefully they'll remake those here too, cause a movie like that would have a geat sequel. Most sequels of other movies only exist for the sole purpose of making money (Men in Black 2? Jason X?). Yuck.

Monday, October 21, 2002

Mya's impression of a certain "kinkylicious" 14 year old:

MissMya2004: "omg i just saw this cute lil bunnny hehehehe i was like omg bunny bun bun omg pink clouds i wish they were real id hop all over them like a bun bun heheheheheheeh omg"
MissMya2004: *tit falls out*

Friday, October 18, 2002

BURNED HOUSE PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!



Me and Brendan went to take pictures of the burned house today.

While Brendan took mostly cool artsy pictures of various things with his tripod, I mostly took pictures of the general destruction. It's amazing what fire can do. I figured out that leaving the flash off on the camera makes much better lighting, but since I didn't use the tripod the pictures turned out blurry. Ash reflects light pretty well (like my hair), so it looked really shiny (like my hair). It kinda made some pics look bad, but oh well what can I do!

Downstairs was nuts. Here, not a much was burned, it was mostly heat, water, and smoke damage. The melted TV looked sweet, we found a crapload of cool photos and paintings, there was a HUGE spider in the sink, and a bunch of other awesome stuff. If I could, I would have spent all day down there.
I am so proud. Only after 2 DAYS, there are 108 posts in the new message board!
I love you guys. EVERYBODY ELSE... GO THERE AND FUCKING POST!!! :D

Thursday, October 17, 2002

I haven't posted on this motherfucker for a while. I'll hopefully start updating soon again! Unfortunately the ADA midterm is next friday. Fucking midterm. If that midterm had an ass, I'd fuck it in it.

SLURREY HAS A NEW MESSAGE BOARD!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!! Well, the previous one we had was really popular, after only a week it had 150 posts in it! Buuuut the trial on it was starting to run out (or was it running out the entire time? haha), so that messageboard would be full of popups and shit!!

So I got a new phpBB board, which took like 2 weeks to set up. Thanks to Gavin (a fellow BCIT student), it was up and running pretty well last night!

Well everybody, go and start posting in there right now!!! There's alreeady a few very interesting topics up...

Wednesday, October 16, 2002

People seem to have a strange fasanation with whereing my magical glasses

This is Jami need i say more?

Mike loves my glasses but he loves me more, actully he is the only person to where them and actually look good

My dear inosent 14 year old jaimie whom i have yet to currupt intirely

Well MiKE of slurrey seems to have glasess denile because Jaimie and I took a picture of him WEARING the ultimite glasses, but SOME HOW the picture didnt end up in the feild trip pictures *raises eyebrow* well this should do, till MiKE comes out of the Glasses closet. Its ok MIKE we have all been there dont fret.

and of course me, for a little reminder that these fabulous glasses belong to me *mmk you can bow now*

of course more people have tried on (and when i say tried on i mean snatched of my head) my glasses (and when i say glasses i mean orgasmic head gear) but i have not had a camera at thoughs times.






Tuesday, October 15, 2002


DID YOU KNOW.....


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Sunday, October 13, 2002

London scientists are growing penises in the laboratory!

A group of geneticists say they started my createing rabit penises, and have sucsesfully worked there way up to human penises.

According to published reporters, the test tube penises are able to wriggle like worms, and each one seems to have a mind of it's own. Alarmingly, a number of the penises have escaped and are on the loose.

FIELD TRIP #36 PICS!!!!!!!!!



There hasn't been a real field trip in a while, cause lately we've just been hanging out and taking only 20 pictures a night. Those aren't enough to be field-trip worthy!! But there was a Battle of the Bands at "Scrubdust" so me, Mya, and her friend Jaimie went for the hell of it.

I wait for them at Scott Road skytrain station, and I've underestimated the sharp drop in fucking temperature recently. I was wearing just a t-shirt, and I thought my fucking balls were going to freeze to the bench. Luckily that didn't happen because they DISAPPEARED after half an hour in the stinging cold. Soon Mya and Jaimie came and I jumped into the Skytrain, it was nice and warm in there and I was happy to be defrosting.

Scrubdust shows are never as good as regular ones, mostly cause they're packed with teenyboppers, and there's no moshing at all. I forgot what bands played, I didn't pay much attention. A couple were really good though.

I also met this Michelle girl there! I've been talking to her for a long time now on MSN, she said she was going to be there and she said hi! She's an awesome girl.

Anyways we just hung around there and took pictures, it was ok. The best part was when we got outta there, and these was this kid in a little shirt who got kicked out. He was yelling at the lady, and she was like "get off the property" and he was like "I'm on the parking lot!". Then, nearly in tears, he said "I said I was fucking sorry!" and runs off, and the lady was like "that sounds like a real fucking sincere apology!". It was extremely difficult to avoid rolling on the ground laughing my ass off.

Then we went to the parking lot by Surrey Place Mall and chilled there for a while. Mya climbed on top of a 15 foot high stack of palettes, and then she found a shopping cart and rode around in that. "This is my caaaaar!". Good times.

It was a fun night, even though I should have worn more layers of clothing to avoid freezing solid. Go gawk at the pics!

Saturday, October 12, 2002


Yah.. I'd rather be doing this than working at my current job.

Friday, October 11, 2002

DAMMIT! So, I stay at the school until 10pm playing Starcraft over LAN, (yes Im a loser) I get home and sign on and FIND OUT THAT I MISSED A FUCKING GODDAMED FIELD TRIP!!

I have realy shitty luck eh?

Oh well, my zealot swarms slaughter all in my path!

MiKE you fucker make a new fucking layout or ill cock smack you bitch. :-D

BANG it


Thursday, October 10, 2002

I bought a subwoofer last weekend. I finally figured out how to wire it right, without the bass getting distorted. It works really nicely now, sends nice thumping shockwaves through your guts if you're in the same room as the thing. And if you're in any other room of the house, you'll definitely hear it. It also has a hole in it. Uhhhhh. Yeah and air pumps out of that hole really hard. Uhhhhh. It vibrates a lot too. UHHHHH.

...I can see myself getting electrocuted trying to do something with something that wasn't meant to be done something with.

Just kidding. I find it kind of shocking that people actually believe that I like to hump inanimate objects!!! That's NOT true! I will only hump something if it's breathing. Hmmm, that didn't sound much better. :T

Back to the subwoofer... even though it kicks ass for something I only paid $35 for, it seems to like shutting off for no apparent reason sometimes. Whatta-the-fack! Why does it automatically turn off.. isn't that what the POWER SWITCH IS FOR?!?! When I want the damn thing thing off I'll turn it off, it doeesn't have to turn itself off for me. It's gotta be my uglyness... now it not only turns girls off, but subwoofers too.

While driving down on Scott Road, I noticed a building that had burned down... FOR THE 3RD FUCKING TIME IN A ROW!!! Gee I wonder, is something going on here? I think it was a video store again too. What's with all these video stores burning down? And why are they all owned by east indians! I can't figure it out, other than they might like getting insurance for their extremely flammable but unsuccessful video stores.

The creepy thing is, I was thinking a few days ago "what if that buiilding burned down once again?". And look what happened! What's even more creepy, I predicted the other entire strip mall burning down years ago. For some reason I was driving by it thinking, hmmm, that place is going to burn down someday. Ha ha I am psychic. Too bad I can't use it for something useful, like WINNING THE FUCKING LOTTERY!! Weee I can tell when another video store is gonna burn down, gee I find that really useful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 09, 2002

If you piss in a glass, will it be half full or half empty?
Stop to think about that for a moment.

Zelda 64 really pissed me off. I was really stuck in that fucking game. I had to go up Death Mountain, but there was this asshole guard blocking the path. For hours I was trying to figure it out... then someone told me all I had to do was show the guard Zelda's letter and he'd let me through. @!&^#@(*$&!!!! That made me feel so stupid. Then the guard had the nerve to ask me to go back to the castle and get his kid a "happy mask". Fuck you guard!!!

I'm starting to remember why I play videogames less and less. Except for Final Fantasy games. Luckily there's not another *real* FF game coming out in the near future. By the way, why would a game called "Final Fantasy" need a sequel? If it really was "Final", why the hell did 10 of them come out in a row? :F

Yesterday I went to school. It turns out my Ada assignment partner had NOT dropped off the face of the earth, but might as well have cause her internet died. She said she was using a free ISP (I didn't know those things existed!), and suddenly it became non-free, and she couldn't email me back. She was telling me this in a ROOM FULL OF COMPUTERS, any of which can be used to access the net and send an email. Considering she's in the lab rooms at least half of the day, she had plenty of opportunities to do that. But still, that was kinda annoying. Damn you, unbalanced karma. The things I wish I could do.

Ah well, I only put her name on the cover page of the assignment, and not in any of the commenting in the programs. Anyone marking the assignment with anything resembling a brain in their heads will realize who did all the work. Hopefully.

As for the piss question, it depends on how big the glass is and how much you piss into it. Assuming that piss takes up 50% of the glass's capacity, would it be half empty or half full? Who the fuck cares?! It's right either way you say it!

Saturday, October 05, 2002

SLURREY HAS A NEW MESSAGE BOARD!!!!

Finally, the day has come when someone can post a message on the site, without a couple million popups smacking them in the face!! OH MY GOD!!! Does this mean that people will start using this thing again? Hopefully!

So where have I been lately? Well, for the past week or so I've been working very hard on the first ADA assignment I got for my programming methods course. You may recall last year how I spent ALL NIGHT at the school trying to get it done for the neext day, and when we finally get it done, there's a line up at the printer so it took longer than expected to print it out! We hand it in 2 minutes late... and guess what? They didn't fucking accept it. Uhhh.... GRR?

So this year I did things right and started working on it as early as possible. I got almost all of it done, no thanks to my "partner" this year who seems to have dropped off the face of the earth! I should just go to the professor and tell him that she didn't do FUCK ALL, but that would be wrong, because there were a couple of times last year when I couldn't do much work for a group project because I was swamped with OTHER projects to work on at the same time. Fuck you, karma.

I also met this new girl, who's pretty cool. She goes to the school right across from BCIT!

Oh yeah, and remember how I got my wisdom teeth out a while ago, and there were complications and stuff? Well, the shit didn't end there...

Anyways.... I noticed 2 weeks ago that my jaw started to hurt. It got worse and worse, until it really hurt to eat anything. So, I made an appointment with the evil fucker who took out my wisdom teeth in the first place. It was thursday morning at 9:30. I went there, expecting him to take an X-ray, go "mmmm hmmmm", and give me some drugs that would make it magically go away. Nope, instead he was like:

"I'll have to cut it open and take a look at it."

I was like "WHAT?!?!?". And he said "Yup, right now."

Everytime I go there it's always a new surprise. I didn't want any more surgery in my friggin mouth, last time that happened I was in pain for a week and couldn't eat solid food at all. Now this guy wants to poke and prod in there like it's no problem at all!! Yeah anyways he sticks a needle in my mouth in like 10 different places to freeze it, then he goes in there and cuts away!! I could STILL feel it, even though half my face was numb.

I'm feeling a lot better today though, I can eat solid food, which kicks ass. You never miss eating solid food until you can't actually do it... then it becomes somewhat shitty.
Its so hard to keep a good
SECRET
these days

Shit i need some drugs, mmm drugs are nice wish i had some right now!
Yeah ill call you in ten years when im druged out and your, dead from haveing trevor beat on you just a leetle to much, when you step out of line.
See i tryed to be nice and explain my situation, but your stuborn self couldnt handle truth, and you always got mad at me for telling you it.

You need to get your priordys strait and think hmm maybe if i call myas bf names to her face she might not like it. haha like what the fuck am i going to do.

"fuck cencership fuck the man im so punk wait no i am yes i am no im not..... fuck the man!" Fuck censership? banning IPs just isnt rad at all little girl, expecialy when i could have been mean but i wasnt.

Anywho back on the less spiteful convo, did anyone go to the poco show last ngiht how was it?
I didnt go i stayed home and watch AI omg i <3 teddy he is so fucking cute *wantwant*

mike bought me lunch and movies what a sweetie.

My sites down for to much bandwidth though that sucks :(

I miss Hanging out with MiKE we should all do an actuall planed feild trip sometime soon, but theres not much to do around here :-\
Anyways if you havent seen AI go see it its good :-)

Tuesday, October 01, 2002

HOW TO TURN SLURREY TO THE LORD
HOW TO TURN SLURREY TO REDNECK
FIND MORE AT WWW.BORED.COM
I GOT IT!!! Are you ever just sitting in class bored, and on the internet? Well here is the greatest website for your boredum!!! Its WWW.BORED.COM!!! They have the coolest things there to keep you occupied while your waiting to waste time =D One of my favorites is where you can convert text into Voice, and there are different Languages and Voices, and it sounds real! Its a blast while your in class and you turn your volume up WAY loud and you make it say stuff, lol!! Try it! It will get you in trouble in NO time =D Have Fun!
MiKE'S LIFE STORY

...

THE END

(It's official, I have no life!)

Sunday, September 29, 2002

I know I haven't updated this in a while. Please don't kill me. Well, it's not like many people visit this site right now so I'm not outnumbered by that much. Anyways, on to...

MiKE's ADVENTURES AT THE FLEA MARKET!!!


Today, on this glorious Sunday, I bought a whole plethora of shiat. I went down to the flea market. I had taken Zelda: Majora's Mask with me to see if someone had Ocarina of Time to trade with me... because as I said before MAJORA'S MASK IS A MAJORA PIECE OF SHIT!!! So I go down there, holding the feces-colored game cartrigde, while every now and then trying hard to suppress the urge to huck the thing against a wall, and looked for the REAL Zelda game, Ocarina of Time.

What do I see? Yep, some guy selling Zelda: OoT. I ask how much, he says "$15". I pull out Majora's Mask, and ask if he'll trade. "Sorry sir I cannot do that" he said in an accent that didn't seem to belong to any other foreign country I've heard of. @%#%@&@!!!!! Slightly dissapointed, I take the game inside, and there's these guys selling videogames. I ask them if they buy games, and they say "yep". I whip out Zelda: MM in shame, much in the same way I would whip out a 3 inch penis (if I had one that small).

Him: "How much do you want for it?"
Me: "Ummmm... uhhh... (wondering if he'd actually give me cash for this thing) ummm.... 20 bucks?"
Him: "sold!"

I can't believe it!! I got almost the same amount of money as I had paid for it in the first place!! I run down to the guy who's selling Zelda 64: OoT for $15, and buy it off him. Not only did I trade that game, but I also made $5!!! SUCCESS!!!

Other things I bought include a wicked cold-cathode blue light for my computer, which is a long glass tube that glows bright blue. I hung it on my wall, and when I turn off the lights it add an excellent "ambience" to my room. I also bought a ATI Rage XL video card for $20. It's now sitting in my older computer being useless, cause I never use that one. Way to have too much money, MiKE.

Saturday, September 28, 2002

So i went to the concert in Maple Ridge last night, the 1st 2 bands KICKED ASS, Freds Fear looked shitty after hearing those bands, the pit was ALOT better than the last concert! I was kinda upset because Malcolm and MiKE didnt show up!!! *grrr* But, regardless of that, i met a lot of awesome people, and gained some new fellow freindships! I had a really good time, and although Freds Fear lacked, the 1st 2 bands made up for it. So after the concert, there was an after party at big nose's house, so a group of us that were to lazy to take the bus, walked to his house. But when we got there, IT SUCKED. We ended up sitting there watching people make asses of themselves and puke all over their buddies. I took some neat pics, but i cant put them up..... MEH! Well, i best be off to werk.... Talk to you all later :D

Thursday, September 26, 2002

The following post is not by me, but by Leanne (Martha), who couldn't post it herself because Blogger was being a testicle chewer. Well, here goes:
Okay, some seriously freaky shit happened to me today, (OK, for those who dont know, i dont live or have connections with my parents) I was on the internet the otherday, and i was searching for stoopid things on Yahoo, so i decided to look up my last name - Buschlen. So i got the results, and there was an art gallery called the Buschlen Mowatt Galery, and it is located in vancouver! so i thought that was neat! So i read the history and i read about a guy named Don Buschlen, and i thouht that was neat, myabe im related to him! And i read a little further an found that he past away in 1992... bummer. So i email the other dood, and this is what I wrote:

Dear Mr. Mowatt,

My name is Leane Buschlen, and my letter to you is in regards to Don Buschlen. Today while i was in my Drafting class, i went onto the internet, and in my bordum, I searched for the name Buschlen. In my search, I came upon the Buschlen Mowatt Gallery link, so I decided to look. When i finally finished reading the information, i had realized that this Gallery is located in Vancouver! It was quite surprising, and i decided to read the History, since this has been the only link to my last name, except for my Dad, Walter Buschlen. I dont know if i am mistaken or not, but I have always wondered if there was any family on my dads side in the lower mainland. I dont know if this has any intrest to you or not, or if you could possibly find out or help me, but if there is a family connection, and if i could get more info on Don Buschlen. I know for a fact that my Father was adopted at birth, and in the last few years, he has found and visited Family in Texas and Ontario - if im not mistaken. Well, i think that is all I should write for now, thank you for your time.
I would greatly appreciate it if you could contact me in regards to this letter.


Thank you.

Leane Buschlen, 17.


And so this is what he wrote back to me today:


Hello leane,

Where are you living currently? And who are your parents? Don's father was a Walter and his brothers lived in Ottawa and Texas.....and still do. Don's step brother was named after their father and lived for a period in New Westminster. I am in Palm Desert California currently and will be back in Vancouver for a week after the second of October. Love to meet you and hear more about your search as it sounds like there is a link.

barrie.......


So I emailed him back with all the info, and hopefully this big "mystery" will all come into place! I'll keep you guys updated on my search, and OH YEAH, dont forget about the concert tomorrow night in Ridge!

FRED'S FEAR
with
New world on fire
and Aphasia

Friday, September 27th
St. Andrews hall
22165 Dewdney Trunk Rd.
3 bucks at the door
doors at 6:30

SEE YALL LATER =D
FORKLIFT SAFETY


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Wednesday, September 25, 2002

I'd like to link Rachel, a girl I've been talking to on MSN for a while now. I just found out she had Cystic Fibrosis (sp?). Anyways, check out her website, she's a really cool chick and she's written about her experiences in the hospital and things like that in her bio, it's a very good read.
Yesterday I went to a Vancouver livejournal meetup. I've never been to one of these things before... mostly I just meet people off the net by making plans, or by accident. Yes... yesterday was quite interesting.

So yeah at around 7 or something Ashley (girlmecha) came to pick me up. She was in a hurry, and at that time several people decided to start messaging me at once. While rushing to go, I left my bedroom window wide open for the night. Retarded I am.

About Ashley's driving skills... all I have to say is that I've never seen my life flash before my eyes so many times in one night!!! The fact that I came home in one piece is incomprehensible. I know I was a much worse driver 3 weeks after I got my N, so I shouldn't complain about about going down wrong ways on one way streets, backing into hedges, and running red lights! We've all been there before... but last night I got to relive the experience, through the eyes of a terrified passenger. Haha actually it wasn't TOO bad! :D

Getting there was totally nuts though. At first, it looked like we knew what we were doing. She had printed out the directions from Mapquest, and I was reading them out to her. The thing about Mapquest though, it's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine wheen you're trying to find a place. The directions were totally fucked up, and we ended up getting extremely lost. Then Gavin (Halkeye) phones me up, and asks us how to get there. Uhhhh.... we're the wrong people to ask. That was even proven when gave him the address of the restaurant where we were supposed to meet at, and he ended up at some random house. So yeah, the next hour or so we spent trying to find the damn place.

We finally find it, thanks to Gavin. We get in there, and there were like 10-15 livejournal people I have never seen before. Well actually I was pretty sure I've read Jocelynn's journal a few times before, now that I've been to it again I see that she looks EXACTLY like her livejournal icon. Why I didn't recognize her, I don't know. So ja, it was pretty fun! It's CRAZY how many people I've met over the internet this week! So far it's over 5.

Time to leave, and we drove Knigel back too. That guy is FUCKING FUNNY. I remember reading a post he posted on the Vancouver community about how he went to some hippie thing, and he was so happy he almost sprouted a dread. That line made me laugh for a while! He's pretty cool, we talked about stuff all the way home.

I should start going to these meetups more often!

In other news, I went to work today. Every Wednesdays from now in I get to work, which is great cause I already work every Saturday too. That gets me around... $200 a week. Not bad! Today at work was ok, no hard work again this time, just cleaning stuff up for the first few hours. Towards the end of the day it got sorta shitty cause I had to scrape that drywall putty off of the ground with the wire brush, and that stuff is hard to come off. I must have looked funny scraping white stuff off the ground... kinda like when I scrape the white stuff off my bedroom ceiling! Ewww... just kidding. I'm serious, I'm was joking! :Q

Tuesday, September 24, 2002

Some funny bumper stickers:

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

Welcome to America, now fuck off!

This truck has been in 15 accidents...
and hasn't lost one yet...

I FUCK GAYS, WITH MY .357

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

The less hair I have, the more head I get.

Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.

If your bumper sticker wasn't so damned small I wouldn't have to drive
so close to read it!

Why can't I be rich instead of well hung...

This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!

Faster than a speeding ticket

Save a mouse -- eat a pussy.

I (club) my wife.

I (spade) my dog.

Orgasm Donor.

If your not a hemmorroid... GET OFF MY ARSE!!!

I brake for no apparent reason.

Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!

Dont follow me or you'll end up at my place.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to stick
My penis in you

Man who drive like hell bound to get there!

UNFKNBLVBLE

If you get any closer I'll fart!

Drink til' he's cute.

FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !!!

Clones are people 2

Monday, September 23, 2002

Well, today I met Melissa, Nicky, and Lindsay! It was really fun! Their school is right across from BCIT, so I went up there during their lunch time (I had a 4 hour break) and hung out with them! They took me on a tour of their high school. It was uhhh... just like how I remember highschool being! Lots of tiny insect-like grade 8's, stupid teeny-boppers, and all that fun stuff. Not to mention their school looked like a hospital!! Ther were tiny windowless white rooms all over the place! It reminded me of a mental institution I'm probably going to end up in.

We had lots of fun, but unfortunately we lost Nicky along the way and I didn't get to say bye to her!

After I was finished school, I met up with Melissa and Lindsay again and we went to metrotown. It was great, there was this lady in the Disney store giving out free samples of cereal, and she gave us each like 2 or 3! That stuff is so good, it's more addictive than crack. I'm STILL craving that shit. Anyways it was a groovy day! Melissa is cooler than hell, and Lindsay fucking rocks!!! Nicki was also awesome!!! But I didn't get to talk to her that much cause she disappeared! They're a bunch of cool girls, hopefully we'll do something again soon.

Anyways, check out the fansign I got from Michelle!

*****LOCAL CONCERT $3*****

FRED'S FEAR
with
New world on fire
and Aphasia

Friday, September 27th
St. Andrews hall
22165 Dewdney Trunk Rd.
3 bucks at the door
doors at 6:30

BE THERE

Sunday, September 22, 2002

MarissaDarling: omg MiKE
MarissaDarling: you have a hot ass
MarissaDarling: seriously
MarissaDarling: you're awesome

For those of you who caught my ass on the webcam for 2 seconds, I'm sorry for blinding you. Not like you can read this now. Well I was writing a huge ass post, but then someone sent me a link of something REALLY GROSS, so I lost the entire post. Fuckit, I'm tired of writing!

FIELD TRIP #35 PICS!!!!!!!!!



No, these are not of the Langley show, I never ended up going to that! People were either sick (COUGHCOUGHMYACOUGH) or busy, luckily I had a backup plan to go downtown friday night and pick a little something up. It's sitting in my driveway right now and needs some work, but more on that some other time.

Today was quite a fucking excellent day. I'm so tired I am actually writing this in my sleep, so excuse any speeling errors I might make. The day began with Ashlee phoning me, waking me up at like 9 AM. We made plans to do something later. Now.... what to do until then? Suddenly I get a phone call from Martha (Leane) to go downtown! I get ready, rush to the Skytrain, and I'm already late. I get on the Skytrain, and I run into Leeane, Lindseey, and Jamie (sp?) at Columbia station! We all go to Granville station to meet up with the rest of the gang..... and GUESS WHO I FUCKING SEE?!

Michelle. The girl who I've been talking to on MSN a lot lately! I didn't know she was friends with one of Leane's friends! That was nuts!!! It was so unexpected and cool! She's pretty cute in real life! Go check out her site!

So we all go and walk around downtown, go to stores, and do stupid things like peeking up mannequin's skirts. There was a hole in the crotch of one of the mannequins!!! What does the owner do to them??? The hole was pretty small.. apparently he doesn't have much to do them with. We even ended up at "gay Mike's" house. I dunno why, but so many of my friends know this guy! And one of his cats kept staring at me like it was plotting to kill me. I took a picture of it. It didn't even blink. It would have scared the shit out of me, except I had already gone to the lavatory earlier in the day so that wasn't physically possible.

Downtown was nuts, but I had to run! At around 6 I had to depart back to good ole Slurrey. Ashlee came over, and I ordered some pizza (like I do every saturday night). We messed on the computer for a bit, and then took off on an adventure to Bear Creek Park. I don't know why, but that place is really cool to hang out at night. We go in there, and see a whole bunch of drunk kids, so we start talking to them. It was so funny cause some of them were so gone! They all leave, and then they came back! One dude had forgotten his cell phone somewhere there! They left for the second time, and we're sitting on the swings, making up funny lyrics to "Aerials" by System of a Down. It gets kinda cold, I get a strange phone call from a party involving lots of "ass", and promptly figure out who's behind it all! We do a few stakeouts while cracking McFag jokes, but we got bored of it after a while so we went back to my house. Unfortunately we didn't get any pics from Bear Creek park because it was too fucking DARK in there (the running track lights were off). It was definitely an action-packed day though, and I'm really fucking tired so I should crawl into bed.

Tomorrow if the weather's nice, should be even MORE action packed! Also on Monday I'm meeting Melissa, Mable, and Lindsay!! Their school is right across from BCIT (it's Moscrop) so I'll probably hang out with them during my 4 hour break at lunch, or after school.