This is Some Funny SHIT!
Ok. I have it really good. I mean, REALLY good. If you're into the type
of fetish that I'm into, you'd love what I have.
First off, maybe I should say a little about myself so you can then put
a name and face to the sick perverted fuck you're about to read about
(!). My nickname is Zibbit and I'm 20 years-old. I have a pretty laid-back
family, and all of my cousins, especially the one I'm going to tell you about.
My fetish is farts. Before you say that that's nasty, I'll explain this
one. Ever since I was about 8 or so I've had this thing for girls farting.
It made me so horny that I would find myself vigorously masturbating
after-the-fact over the sound and the smell. I think it's the overall
factor of a girl (who's supposed to be so petite and cute, especially the ones
who totally are) farting and having it actually smell. In a way it also
astounds me somewhat. Think about it if you're a sick fuck: a pretty girl,
spreading her ass and ripping a giant man-fart in your face, then listening to
her giggle so cute- like. Man, it sends me over the edge! And like I said I
think I discovered this when I was 8 or so. But it got better for me.
Pretty soon I was getting pretty ballsy about sneaking a whiff after a
girl farted near me. Once I was playing hide-and-seek in my neighborhood (I
think I was 9 or 10) and my neighbor Kendra, who was about the same age as
me, was running away after I just discovered her. As she was running away, she
squeezed a tiny little fart out. Now I was just plain horny.
"Did you just fart?" I said without thinking about it.
She just looked at me and shook her Head, kinda giggling. I think she
wanted me to do what I did next. She turned around and stuck her butt out a
little as I walked over and got my nose as far into her ass as I could and
took a deep whiff or her warm fart. We played this game maybe two more times
before she moved away. It was nothing sexual on her part, it just left me a
great memory to masturbate to when I got home.
And by the way, my technique is different than normal male
masturbation. And it always played a great role in my future fart plans. I lay on my
stomach with my underwear on, then I rub my dick through the pants moving my
legs back and fourth until I cream. The orgasm is so much better than that
of intercourse. It just feels more powerful, and eventually I realized I
had the perfect position to try out these girls when they farted.
Around this same time I was screwing around with my sister. That's
natural of course, two kids who have no idea whatsoever just laying in bed
masturbating with each other. Then it all happened. My sister was still
rubbing when she said softly, "I have to fart." Now since we were
already masturbating I figured it would be ok if I just rested my face in her
crack when she farted, then be able to sniff it out and have my orgasm at the
same time. Kind of the goal I was looking to achieve from day one. So that's
what I did. I got behind her and put my nose right up against her asshole
(which was bobbing up and down since she was also masturbating like me) and
kept right on rubbing myself. I then told her to go ahead. She ripped this
tiny- like "pl-pl-pl-pl-pl" which was for the most part a dry fart, but I got
the scent first hand with my nose right in the source and my hand
vigorously rubbing my tiny penis. I came immediately. It was easily the best thing
I had ever discovered.
Now because it is just a little wrong to fuck around with my sister, I
resorted to fucking around with my older cousin Melissa. Actually, we
never even fucked around. I just more-or-less smelled her ass all the time!
At first tried to be very discreet about it. You know, she'd be standing
up somewhere and let out a quiet fart, thinking I didn't hear it. So I
would wait till she turned around and then I'd go near her butt just to get a
little bit of a whiff. It did enough for me. And probably the main
reason I liked doing this with my cousin was that eventually she got off over
what I was doing. I remember it very clearly, and what happened once was when
she was watching me for the evening, I must've been 11. She was 17 or so. I
didn't want to sleep by myself in the living room because I would
rather sleep in her bed (she had a waterbed). She told me I could sleep in her
bed but she was sleeping there too, so I'd have to deal with it. Um, fine
by me. So I watched her as she got into bed and rolled over towards me and
said, "Just don't pee my bed or anything." With that, she turned around and
fell asleep, at least I think she did. So I waited until I could hear that
really steady breathing, knowing she was asleep. I started to masturbate very
quietly, hoping not to wake her up. I guess towards the end of my
little session I heard a really cute sounding fart emanate from her ass! She
was sleeping! And, best of all, her ass was totally near my face! I jumped
at this opportunity, and knowing that she was sleeping, I put my nose in
her ass immediately and started to sniff up all of her beautiful fart. Man,
that one actually smelled good too! But I guess my nose was in her ass a
little too long, you know, trying to savor the aftermath of it, and she woke
up.
"Zibs, why are you smelling my butt?" She said it almost like she
didn't care. Then she asked me more, "Um, are you masturbating?"
I was like, "Uh-huh," nose still buried in her asshole. I thought I was
in deep shit, after all, most girls would freak at the fact that a guy
wants to smell their ass after they farted! Especially since girls are
embarrassed about that in the first place. But then came the response I never
thought I'd hear.
"Well, if you wanna finish masturbating, and you wanna smell my butt,
I'll just lay on my stomach and let you take care of business. I may fart
though, and it might smell a little, but I'm just warning you. Whatever floats
your boat."
I was in heaven! Seriously! I lost my cum right there, and my face was
nowhere near her ass! So I still took advantage of it, though. I ended
up just getting in position and resting my face in her soft fart-scented
ass. I tried to masturbate again, but it didn't work until let a tiny fart
squeak out of her ass. Then I started right up. I was going at it, sniffing
her butthole every 5 seconds or so, keeping the effect realistic so I'd
have a good cum, you know. But I was nearing my second orgasm, and I felt her
butt bobbing up and down. I knew the waterbed wasn't doing it because the
cheeks were tightening and letting out each time I felt it go up and down.
Then I looked into her crotch, and found her hand rubbing her vagina. She was
masturbating just like me! And in the same position! This was too
unreal. I looked up at her and, knowing she was awake, asked her if I could
possible rub her vagina, just to see what it feels like. She said I could do it
but I couldn't tell my mom or dad about this. So I agreed and dove right in,
rubbing that thing to death. She moaned softly and said,
"mmmmm...uhh...I gotta fart, here it comes," and WHOOSH! Big silent fart came whooshing
out of her ass, hitting my nostrils and ascending into my brain where I
realized I was now gonna cum due to the fact that that smell sent me over the
edge. I came in my underwear and moaned really loud. After I was done she said,
"That felt really good. You can still lay down on my ass if you want."
So over the next few years, every time I saw my cousin we would have
fun. Once when I was 15 she let me fuck her, but I did it without a rubber,
cuz she told me it would feel a lot better. She of course farted a whole
lot, and they all smelled good, and made me cum every time. She even let me
cum inside her, and when she was tired she would just lay down on her back
and let me dry hump her pussy mound until I felt better. Every time I did
that she also got a free orgasm out of it. But my basic sexual fetish and
experience all comes from my older cousin Melissa, because she showed
me how to fuck and how to have a lot of fun...especially when she let me smell
her ass! She still lets me do this with her when I see her, but she lives
out west so it's getting harder and harder to see her. Although every time
we see each other, it's an instant replay of that time when I was 11.
Because we both know that it felt so good.
Over the course of time I also got pretty ballsy and actually preyed on
women who I knew farted a lot. Once I got to smell one of my teacher's
butts when she farted, but that story is for another time... it's a good one
too.
*I found this in a post on Rhiannon's page, and I nearly Shit my brains out laughing*