Sunday, March 31, 2002

FIELD TRIP #15



Well, check out the 125 pictures we took of last night! Mya's previous post sums up most of the stuff that happened. I'll probably write about it whenever any form of activity in my brain takes place.
grrrrruuuhhh.... (@_@)
for field trip #15 not #16 mikey ;c)
heres what happened
- Nicole and Mark showed up first to help set up and cold the bevriges
- mikey and pat (haha) saw the flags and folowed them to my house haha
- we all drank and it was fun pat drank a mile a minet unbenouced to me he was not a big drinker
- i write drunk on pats forehead and get watter from a lamp apartently!
- mikey orders two pizzas
- brent and chase called from brodway
- picked them up with mikey after being slaped (barely) by sum chick i know
- went back to my house and by this time nicole had gotten more talkitive and pat and mark had there face in buckets well i guess pat cant take triples as well as I have been known to lol
- Eric called asking for the addy to come over ( no one even asked me! (o:3 )
- Pizza shows up mikey eats 75% of it lol *oink* (o;3
- Eric shows up poses for a few pictures then bounces to go to a club or something ( holy shit hes fawking tall dude!)
- more drinking happened lotsa loud music and fun
- pat passes out and brent and chase right more rude shit on his face HAHAHA sorry pat
- more people get sick evenetualy brent passes out in the bathroom chase on my top bunk and nicole and mark on the bottom leaving me and mikey no where to sleep )o':3
- we stay up longer cause i wouldnt let mikey sleep HAHA DEATH BY TICKLEING MWAH HAHAHA!!!!!
- i start to feel bad for keeping mikey up so i let him sleep
- at six thirty i wake up chase he leaves and mikey pat ( after washing his face) mark and nicole soon left after them )o:3
- which brings us to now brent is still here hes off in the shower right now so ill talk to you sexy partyers later
Luv Always
Miss Mya
P.S. CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that chesse THAT CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!

Saturday, March 30, 2002

This is Mike posting from Mya's computer!!!
You can watch Field Trip #15 LIVE right now!
Just watch Mya's Cam on the cam portal for al the action! Or refresh this image!

Friday, March 29, 2002

I got this AIM message from Carlita:
mike its Carly. im in calgary. dont resopond to this.. i think this poor computer i am on will melt! i just wanted to say hi.. and tell everyone on slurrey that i love em. and ill miss them if i cant get to a faster computer! if i can get to a faster computer ill go on msn.. and tell you alllll about my super loooong drive! anywhooo love you!
byebye

I didn't even know she was going to Calgary! Oh well, that was her message!
Hey my Slurrey Hoes and Bros! I just thought I would make a post for all of you bordies out there! This long weekend is going to be too short... I can already predict that. So, live it up while you all can! I'm going to probably be cleaning all weekend! So, Cheers! Anyway, I have a few things on my list to tell you about.

Last night me and lots of people went bowling between 10-2am, the night was okay, but bowling got boring after awhile down at xcalibur. A blonde haired girl slept over at my house. Her and I were talking about lap dances... and she just happened to be sitting on a chair. Well, I started to give her a live demonstration of my ideal lap dance. ( I haven't given one yet ) But, anyway, My mom walked in on us..... OMG!!!! LoL, the way I was sitting looked like I was making out with her, and it wasn't pretty. So, the lap dance ended just as fast as it started.

Also, my computer is still gone. So, as soon as it gets back to me, it is moving into its new home of my room. That means, I might have a live web cam feed 24/7, so be prepared for that! lol!

I have to go! Cyaz!

You are Gonzo!
You're a bit loopy, and many people have trouble figuring out exactly what you're supposed to be. You take pride in your eccentricity and originality.



hmm this doesnt suprize me!
what about you guys
(o:3
I think I am going to set up my own lil Slurrey group down here. Hmm.. NO! It will be a fan club for Mike. Yeah! There we go. Maybe his name will appear on some boobies again... never know...


Fuck I am so tired. LICK ME YOU BAT SHIT PEOPLE!!
OY!! PARTY TIME!! NOT COMMING? TOUGHT FOR YOU, MORE BOOZE FOR US!! MYA'S HOUSE IN THE VENUE. GUEST LIST IS NOW CLOSED. NOT COMMING BUT WANNA PARTICIPATE? MYA'S CAM SHOULD BE ON, AND FIELD TRIP PICS WILL BE COMMING AS SOON AS MIKE SOBERS UP! IT'S OFFICIAL START TIME IS 7:30pm Pacific time. ALL COMMING WILL GET DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO ARRIVE. NOT POSTING BECAUSE DON'T WANT CRASHERS! JACK D AND HIS FRIEND'S WILL BE THERE >8OP SO BE PREPAIRED FOR A RE-PEATER OF MIKE'S PARTY... {here's a clue.... BAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFF} DON'T FEEL BAD IF YER NOT COMMING, WE GAVE AT LEAST 5 DAYS WARNING, (which as we all know is 5 days more warning than all the other field trips) ANYWAYS, I GOTTA GO BUY SOME HERBAL REMEDIES EARLY TOMORROW, SO I'M GONNA SLEEP, TILL SATURDAY FOLKS! PARTY HARDY!!
Them Pheends guys are up to no good again!
Yes you could be the lucky lady that wins a date with our very own mike (unfortunately). To qualify, you must currently be in the vancouver area (or visiting it soon), and you must find him attactive. Now we're not talking good-looking, we just need you to be able to tolerate him for one evening. To apply e-mail kevin at kevin@pheends.org. A winner will be selected at random and will be announced on the main page in the near future.

Now i realize there's going to be a verrrry low turnout for this first contest, but I promise that in time we'll start offering prizes worth winning.


Fuck dude, I should have thought of that idea. If you'd like to spend an evening with Mike from Pheends, check out their contest on their site by clicking the image above!

kevin: "
Oh and our band sucks mike. I guess we need more practice or something."
mike: "
Maybe before we start practicing we should get instruments."

Thursday, March 28, 2002

you know its funny people say im so aproachable lalal ur so pretty it seems to me the smiles in my pictures keep getting faker and faker
pfft
peace
ps. smile pretty for the camra and everything will be fine
(o:3

Tuesday, March 26, 2002

YO!

Guess what everybody??

WEEZER IS COMING!!!

APRIL 26!

I cant wait and in honour of Weezer im changing my username to Weezer! for the time being
Hey guess what, Dagimp is back. And we're the site of the moment over there! Check it out!
Sex is so over rated. I swear. I remember sitting up after my first time and thinking... THAT WAS IT?!?!?

Christ allready!! Psycho girls around here. Unless they have exceedinly sensative crotches.

Somehow I am still horney. I found a bondage buddy though >:) I'm doing my first photo shoot with him this weekend. Tying him up and taking some pictures. Then we are probably going to mess around with my whips and chains and shit. Hell yeah.
*reachs for morning screwdriver* bitchs... BITCHS I SAY mindless little drones who have no sence of induviduality have the nerve to judge me and put me down cause i just happen to have a mind of my own and i dont look like any other taco bell whore out there god damn i go to metro town i so these girls there like clones all blonde all where thoughs tiny jean jackets though shirts that are from esprit or the gap *bleh* tight ass jeans that would show there ass if they had any bitch all look the same and they deside to stare me down ahahahaha thats just so damn funny ppffft! well as we all know i could snap there little custom made noses but there daddy would probley sue my ass harder than..hmm to much liqur ..harder than something real hard, anyways i would stoop to their level damn sheep
sheep go to heaven
goats go to hell
whatever

Monday, March 25, 2002

Click here for FIELD TRIP #14!!!


It all began on a saturday night. We all met up at my house for some reason or another. No one knew what we were gonna do that night, but we ended up in Langley. We got some money together and I bought the booze.

You know what's really funny? They always ask me for my ID when I buy booze, and when I give it to them they look at it VERY closely to make sure it's not fake. Do I REALLY look that fucking young? Licker of poophole!

We went to Jessica's house and drank and drank some more and slept overnight there. Hmmm not exactly, I don't think anyone really slept that well. Me and Mya stayed awake and talked all night, it was really awesome! She's such a great person and REALLY fun to hang out with, hell we were even playing POGS! Remember POGS? I wonder why that fad died, it was really fun, and taught me all about gambling (or rather, not to gamble, cause I always lost!).

Field Trip #14 was quite a success, so we're already planning a 15th Field Trip for this weekend! All I know so far is lots of booze will be available, so if anyone wants to come just email me or leave a message in the message board.

Sunday, March 24, 2002

Tonite I found out how SENSATIVE my nippers are. Woah. I never knew how much WOO-HOOs a lil bit of light pinching and squeezing could bring out. Holy crap dude.

Anyways, uh. Hmm. I am starving right now. I would head up to Subway, but tis late and I dunno when they close. BAH! Sooo hungry! My mom's too lazy to cook anything. Ever. It's horrid I tell you. Perhaps some Ramen will be of service..

And uh, shout out to Mike. I talked to him the other day for the first time in about a year. I can't beleive he remembered me and kept me on his list. *wipes happy tears off her cheek* It really made me happy to be, ya know. Remembered and thought of and junk. I'm so used to rejection that I was shocked he let me back on the team. Allthough Slurrey may be dead soon or whatever. But, still. It's a bit flattering:) Thanks Mike...

Long story short: My life sucked, my dads long gone, my step dad beat the fuck out of me, my mother was never there. I became a lonlely goth. Never had any friends. Still don't. Never did any drugs and I am still a virgin. (hard to beleive, eh?) That's why these little things mean so much to me ..

Enough with the sorrows! I am fairly happy now and I could get a piece of ass if I wanted to. :D HELL YEAH! Love ya guys! Goodnight to one and all! MIKE IS THE MAN!!!

Saturday, March 23, 2002

Well folks, I'm back from Hawaii.... But im tired so ill maybe opossibly tell stories later but im going to bed now. Aloha
Well, another boring Saturday. The high point of my day will be 6:00 on the dot. That is when I bolt out of Kernels and into my car to blare my music as loud as I can. (hopefully with out blowing off another one of my speaker covers this time!) Okay, So I know I complain about my job at Kernels, that's because I hate popcorn and I am scared to open or close on my own. I also hate the customers we get. Them coming back five minutes after they bought popcorn and trying to scam us for a new bag saying that it was days old.. when I know damn well it was popped fresh a few minutes prior. Anyway, I'm trying to find a new job. She keeps harassing me about applying at that new Superstore (well, that was when they were taking applications) and at Ikea opening up across the bridge. I mean, if I'm going to find a job, I'd like to do so on my own and be at least a little independant. Anyway, she got all pissed off at me saying that I have no right to be complaining and that she can't wait until I find a real job. (meaning, that if I think Kernels is "hard" then I won't be able to handle responsiblites of a harder job) I don't think popping popcorn is hard, or serving the customers at all hard. That is totally easy! I just find multitasking annoying, and I probably need more practice at it. I mean, who can Airpop, oilpop, and serve customers all at once?! I can, but I just hate doing a hundred things at once, that's all! I actually can't wait until I get a job outside of the food business. Working around food all day that doesn't even have nutricional value is grose. I feel like I work for a tabacco company, in a way... I'm helping people get fat, and fat leads to clogged arteries and clogged arteries leads to.... well, you get my picture!

It's going to be especially hard now to find a job seeing as America has put a 29% tax on all lumber being exported to America from Canada. Three big mills shut down yesterday, that means many are unemployed and many more will be unemployed. I say Canada keeps our wood in Canada because we want to keep our beautiful nation green for as long as we can! Basically, that will be the case as it is. Think about how much tax you will need to pay on $1million dollars worth of wood going down there? Too much. We are doing them a favor, so why the hell should we pay on top of that?! What the hell happened to the Free Trade Confederation? If I'm not mistaken, but free trade was agreed upon back then so the agreement should still be valid... Which means America is breaching it to benifit them. If those guys are going to sit back and complain about too much canadian wood going across those boarders.. well, it's mainly cedar that we are exporting to them so they can build houses. America doesn't have the cedar tree crop to support its growing population, so less houses will be built, and you will see more buildings go up. The costs of house prices will go up for them due to them raising a new tariff on wood. So, is America really punishing us by putting on a tax, or are they doing us a favor? To me it seems like they are punishing the civilians of America because without Cedar, you will be using crappy wood and then the houses will not be as good as they could have been.
Congradulations Mr.Bush, you have just won the ass award of the century!

Friday, March 22, 2002

D'awwwe people here are so kind! Hmm. Tonite was a night. www.livejournal.com/~luffikus read about it. Fuckers.


Mike. I want your body.

Thursday, March 21, 2002

Hey all you bitches and dick brains. I'm back so fuck you and your mothers with a god damn shovel. (Canada Rules!!)
My server statistics: Stats

Darth Tuna is back!
I said my previous post would probably be the last thing I post on slurrey. Well, it's obvious now that it isn't.

I will continue to post on this site until the very end. However, the very end is drawing near. I can't run slurrey forever, and all good things come to an end.

Tuesday, March 19, 2002

ok.. i cant beleive that i stated on here that i like Devin. thank god that i dont have to go the school for a month. maybe this will all blow over.. and i wont like devin in a month. [lets just pray that i dont like him in a month]

yesterday was the most fucked up day of my life! at around .. uh.. 2ish.. maybe 3ish.. my sister and i got in a fight.. just she is in vernon.. and i am in .. surrey. so it was weird.

and then i went and had a shower after i told my sister where to shove her business. and then i wanted to email ashlita.. and i couldnt get into my msn account.. my damn sister changed my password! i was sooo not happy.. i thought soooo many bad things.. but thats over.

and then about 6ish i went to sharons.. and people kept calling and ya.. i was the topic of disscussion. i take it that not many of sharons friends like me. and that totaly sucks, cuz they dont even know me. talk about judging a book by its cover!

oh well.. im out.. ciao boyz girlies
<3 carlita

Monday, March 18, 2002

so cute i LOVE Untalkitive Bunny hes my fave cartoon dude!

<3 !!!!!

Sunday, March 17, 2002

Happy Drunken Louts With Cool Accents Day! Green beer is interesting. Saw many hookers tonight... but hey... there must be a good market, all these despirate men whohave been single for years months days or um hours spending all day ogling girls on the beach... Sheesh. I went on a submarine tour today and saw a bunch of hug turtles and bg big sharkand it was socool! Tomorow: not sure... possibly surfing.
Aloha!
Happy St. Patricks Day

now go and get drunk :D

ciao <3 Carly
Ever have one of those nights where something is bothering you so bad that you can't sleep at all?
This may just be the last post I ever make.

Saturday, March 16, 2002

Aloha from Hawaii! There is intrnet acess from the bar in my hotel's Lobby, and we're chilling fo a bit because we've been touring Waikiki almost all day.... especially the beach. It's magnificent! Today we toured the international marketplace that was cool... I'm going to be posting my activities pretty much every evening.... so hooray! If you want more you can visit my blog which is where ill probably spend most of my time at... http://defunkt.cjb.net sorry i cant hyperlink it the computer here is much weird.... Anyways ciao babes Aloha!
isnt 103.7 a radio station to mya?

meh.. anywhoo.. just thought that i would report on the last week.

in gym class we did swing dancing. oh baby is it ever fun. expecially when you get to dance with the class cutie for like ever. lol. im just gonna say it now. i like devin! yes, DEVIN!! if you know him, great! if you dont, thats to bad. my friend who will remain nameless told my ex boyfriend R.T [not his REAL name] that she likes him and shyte.. and he wants ME to tell her that he doesnt like her! im like.. HELL NO! i dont think so! shes my friend R.T. lol.. dont you just love story to time. oh well i hope that everyone has a great spring break. cuz i prolly wont

oh well
ciao babes <3 Carlita
could somebody please bring me some wiskey and a pack of fishermens friend damn im sick as hell :''''''''co < (cough cough)
*sobsob* 103.7 is my temp holy shiznit!!!
so verry woozy!

Thursday, March 14, 2002

Well everybody, I'm going to Hawaii tomorow, I'm driving to Vancouver from my little home at 9am tomorow, and then our flight leaves at 7pm. God only knows why we are leaving so early, but hey, whatever, if it's early, I have a better excuse to sleep through the hallelujiah gospel tunes. Rock on. Well, wish me luck, and I won't be posting for about a week, or in the boards, so uh most of you are very very lucky ;) Haha! Well ciao boys n girls!

Tenha um dia maravilhoso!
Boys spread the word - girls take note.
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... blokes really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret.... blokes feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so your ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world

Wednesday, March 13, 2002

Mya

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Your first name of Mya has made you a friendly, approachable, and generous person. Generally you are good-natured, though at times you can be blunt and sarcastic. As you are naturally talkative, you find it easy to meet and make friends with many people. This name inclines you to be sympathetic and generous to those in difficult or unfortunate circumstances. You can be firm, positive, and independent in your own ideas and in reaching your own decisions, yet when it comes to taking action or following things through to completion, you often need encouragement. You respond quickly to kind words or any appreciation shown you. There are artistic, creative abilities in this name that you could express through music or singing, or, in a practical way, through sewing or interior decorating. You enjoy freedom from monotony and are stimulated by unexpected opportunities for meeting people, entertaining, or pursuing activities of a carefree nature. In your work, you find it difficult to be neat and orderly. You rarely plan things ahead of time, or follow a routine. Emotion and feeling, the desire to be carefree, friendly, and happy, are the driving forces in your being, rather than shrewdness, ambition, and material success. You could experience headaches, or problems with your teeth, ears, eyes, or sinuses. Health weaknesses relative to the functioning of the liver could appear.

HATE THE MAINSTREAM!!!!!!!!



(hey wait... isn't it mainstream to hate the mainstream?)
Man, right now Slurrey.com is down like a Surrey hoe in the back of my parent's shitty looking van. Fucking host.

UPDATE: Ok our host is done sucking cock and is back up again. Woohoo!
I saw The Time Machine. I've been following the making of this movie and waited for over a year to come out. Now that I've finally seen it, what do I think?

Well, If I could piss that far, I would have pissed on the fucking screen while watching that piece of shit movie!! I would rather have a live rabid porcupine shoved up MY ASS by some guy in a clown suit named Hal than ever watch this steaming turd of a movie again. Why is it so bad?

The thing that pisses me off is that they took out all of the New York destruction scenes because of 9/11. What the fuck?! That was supposed to be the highlight of the movie for me! I *LOVE* city desctruction scenes, and I would have loved to see chunks of the moon crash through the World Trade Centre! Okay maybe that might be a little too much, but holy fuck they BUTCHERED that part of the movie! There are no destruction scenes anymore whatsoever! The only things that even indicates any form of destruction on the screen are a couple of burning cars and some cracks in the buildings, and Guy Pearce looking up and seeing a damaged moon slightly moving! OH GEE, LOOK AT THE CHAOS! It was fucking sad, that entire scene really felt like it was missing something. Why the fuck did they cut all the good destruction scenes out? This is almost 6 months after 9/11 you retards! I'm not insensitive but I sure as fuck ain't oversensetive either, I'm sure no one would have minded seeing New York being levelled to the ground. Apparently one of the scenes that was cut showed a piece of the moon smashing into one of the towers of the WTC the same angle that the plane did! FUCK EH!! Well, maybe they cut that scene out because it didn't look NEARLY as fucking realistic as the ACTUAL destruction of the WTC as shown on TV. Hey, no special effects can look as real as that! I hope that when the DVD comes out they put those destruction scenes on it. Fuckers.

The rest of the movie was pretty far fetched and fucked up, I didn't pay much attention to it because I was too pissed off about not seeing New York annihilated. Samantha Mumba looks like a really hot cavechick, and I would really like to pull a "Skeef" and jizz down the bottomless abyss known as her cleavage. But sadly, that did not save the movie (I don't think I could shoot a load far enough to hit the screen, without getting caught). Fuck, this movie sucked. I'm having more fun making fun of it than actually seeing it.

Tuesday, March 12, 2002

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS BUCKETS OF URINE THROWN AT HER



Well what did the stupid bitch expect when shooting some ad in some neighborhood and singing the same song over and over again in the middle of the night? Fucking retard! I always have wanted to piss on her face though, maybe smack her around a bit with a big frozen horse cock till she bled. Anyways, read the whole story here.

Monday, March 11, 2002

Updates + Week of Hell.

Well, We told my friend about the girl he likes having a girlfriend, and he took it surprisingly well, and all is good again.
However, I had the worst day ever and my prediction is this will continue until i step on the plane to the aloha state. For one, I spilled listerine on my white shirt, then in a panic, i took it off like so fast it almost ripped and soaked like the bottom half. SO I used my blowdryer until I had to run out of the house in fear of missing my bus. Well for most of the day including my 5 minuite walk outside in the freezing cold, my shirt was very cold and very damp. Anyways, when i got to school, I opened my wench bag only to discover MY YOGURT! Yes indeedy, my yogurt exploded all over my english binder. That was a fun mess to clean up! Yeah so not happy. Then I had to tell Tyrel about Kristel, and I felt hella bad. Then I get home and start working on my HUGE biology project. It's not even half done and ill be gone for a week and possibly not have enough time to finish. Then I studied for the huge chem test i have tomorow and chem is damn hard and im stupid and dont get it. AT ALL. Oh then on Thursday i have a huge biology test but i predict excellent marks on that one. Then I have one essay due which i wrote once but DELETED the file by accident. NOT HAPPY ME. So i have to rewrite it by wednesday but i have to pack tomoorw so no writing it tomorow. Then I have other composition question due thursday but i wont have time for them and the class is due on friday but hes making me do it early. SO not fair. So yeah. Much stress. Well, I guess I should quit being a whiney bitch and do my homework, but I need a break. bye.
Hey look, new poll! Vote wisely.
Rhiannon, AKA "that hot chick in the webcam section with the boobs" linked us, yay!
Click on her sweater puppies to check out her cool site. It's really fun to read, she's fucking hilarious!
VIDEO GAME REVIEW: Golden Sun for the Gameboy Advance (GBA)

"For me, a video game is like a penis. It's not too often that I have the time to pull it out and play with it." - MiKE 2001

I bought Golden Sun for the GBA about 3 weeks ago. I didn't expect to get addicted to this game so badly. Well at least it was a cheap addiction, it sure beats the $100 bucks a day I pay for my crack habit. So what's up with this game?


THE GAME:

It's an RPG. If you don't know what that is, it's pretty much walking around, getting into random fights with everything from slimes to horny birds to tree stumps, and saving the world. The more you fight things, the more experience points you get and the stronger you become. You even learn new magic sometimes too! Also after you defeat an enemy they usually drop stuff like potions, money Pretty fucking nifty eh? I'd like to go out and get into random fights with people and dogs and mailboxes and get stronger each time I defeat them. Maybe learn new magic like "Fire 3" so I wouldn't have to use my lighter to light things on fire. Ooh ooh and after I would defeat someone maybe they'd drop items like "Wallet" or "Weed x2" and shit! And what if the outcome of the battle doesn't look too good on my side? RUN!! Sometimes there's no escape though and it sucks to get pummeled non-stop while trying to escape. If real life was like that I bet it would be more fun.

Golden Sun is like this in every way. You control a group of kids walking around in random places trying to save the world. Really, they don't seem to know where they're going next, they know what they have to do to save the world, but to get to that point they don't really plan ahead, they just walk from city to city helping people. Meanwhile, they're getting attacked by ANYTHING THAT CAN FUCKING MOVE! Hell they get attacked by things that can't move either (a really grumpy tree comes to mind... I hated that fucker).

Luckily our heroes have something called "Psynergy". Basically it's another way to spell "Magic". They can zap foes with lightning, throw fireballs at them, even put them to sleep. Psynergy is cool I guess.

Djinn are even better (don't fucking ask me to pronounce that). They're like little pokemon guys that you summon and they do all the ass-kicking for you. You equip Djinn to each of your guys and go into battle. To activate a Djinn, you must first use it. Using a Djinn usually hurts an enemy or makes you stronger or shit like that. Then your Djinn is summonable. You summon it, and it comes and beats the fuck out of whatever you chose for it to attack. These things are great! I wish I had a few Djinn! I'd me like "Hey Djinn, I summon you to maul that fucker who lets his dog shit on my lawn." FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! DON'T LET YOUR DOG SHIT ON MY LAWN!!! Oh I'm getting off topic here. That fucking prick.

Most RPG's have a story, and Golden Sun is no exception. The storyline in this game is interesting, dramatic, and it keeps you wanting to play the game to find out what happens next. There's tons of plot twists too, but never a moment where you're like "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!" (this happened a lot while I played Final Fantasy 8, I ended up defecating on my Playstation in anger). The storyline is probably why I'm so addicted to this game.


GRAPHICS:

Gameboy Advance is like a portable Super NES, with better graphics. This game has the best graphics I have ever seen on the GBA. The art in the game is amazing, and beats the shit out of most 2D Playstation RPG's out there. The backgrounds are full of color and nicely drawn. The most amazing shit can be seen in the battles though. You get everything such as scaling/rotation/multiple transparency layers/particle effects... ALL AT ONCE!! It's like one big special effects orgy, right in your hands! Here's a screenshot for example:

Oh did I mention how HARD IT IS TO SEE THE FUCKING SCREEN? Gee Nintendo, you guys sure know how to make a great product and then fuck it up! What's the fucking point of designing a handheld videogame system if you can't see the screen? It's like a car without a windshield to see through! I'm sure I'd appreciate this game's graphics more if I COULD ACTUALLY FUCKING SEE THEM!!! Hell half the challenge of playing the game is to find a good angle to tilt the GBA so you can see what's on the screen. The main problem is the screen isn't fucking backlit. Nintendo, being the kind souls they are, decided to spare us the extra cost of buying batteries more often then we had to. OH GEE THANKS ASSHOLES!!! I'd rather get 10 hours of battery life and be able to play a game like I normally would, than get 30 hours of battery life and spend 30 fucking hours of my life squinting at the screen, tilting the GBA around, and fixing the fucking hole in the wall after I throw my GBA through it! I DON'T LIKE NINTENO MAKING DECISIONS FOR ME!!! I bet the same "geniuses" who designed the GBA also designed the big FLOP known as the Nintendo64. "Oh we don't want the people playing our new 64-bit video game system and have to waste an extra 2 seconds waiting for the game to load, so we'll just FUCKING CRIPPLE THE DAMN THING by storing the games on cartridges and not CD's!" Now do you know why the graphics on N64 are so shity and the music sounds like a 4-piece high school orchestra? Catridges hold only around 64-128 MB of data. CD's hold around 650. Each cartridge costs over $40 to make. Each CD costs less than $1 to be made. Less room on a cartridge means less fucking graphics and music, not to mention N64 games costed more than PSX games. Gee no wonder the Playstation RAPED NINTENDO UP THE ASS! I sure love the decisions Nintendo makes about its sysems. Sockcuckers.
Well, I'm done my rant about Nintendo being a bunch of toe-sucking hemmoroid-nibblers. The graphice in Golden Sun are the best you will never see!


SOUND:

The sound effects are nice, the music is amazing. What a soundtrack, it is almost CD quality and sounds a lot better than anything I have heard on the Super NES. It is wonderfully composed, I would by the soundtrack! But nah I guess I'll download the soundtrack from Media-Zero when it's up. Play this game with headphones on, cause the music sounds a lot better coming out from some nice panasonic headphones, rather than that hole in the GBA that seems to resemble an asshole (the quality of the sound that comes from it sounds as if it is being farted out the GBA through there). Licker of satchel.


CONCLUSION

Excellent game, and definitely worth buying. I haven't bought a legitimate non-copied game for months, and hearing me say that the original is worth buying is a rare occurence. I hereby give this game a grade of :

99%


(-1% for being on a system where the fucking screen is impossible to see)
YOU WANT MP3?!?

Looking at my stats, 40 people a day are forwarded here through my old Mp3 server. That's pretty hilarious, cause 30 people a day come here looking for MP3's and never find them. I feel bad now... oh wait I don't. Go get a file-sharing (haha "sharing" - yeah right) program like WinMX if you want Mp3's.

Well, since I don't think anyone will take my advice, check this out! System of a Down is my favorite band right now, and has been for a long time. The sound they can make is different than anything else you've heard before. It's so full of anger and emotion (and it sounds a lot better when you have the volume high enough to make your ears and eyes bleed).

System Of A Down - Science.mp3
System Of A Down - Toxicity.mp3
System Of A Down - Bled For Days.mp3
System Of A Down - Darts.mp3
System Of A Down - Deer Dance.mp3
System Of A Down - Downbreeding.mp3
System Of A Down - Edgecrusher.mp3
System Of A Down - Jet Pilot.mp3
System Of A Down - Marmalade.mp3
System Of A Down - Metro.mp3
System Of A Down - Snowblind.mp3
System Of A Down - Soil.mp3
System Of A Down - Chop Suey.mp3


67%



I am 67% worshipable! And you? Find out!


ok, done with that, Been working all week, no time for computer. Gotta clear some stuff up.
1 - No, I'm not dead.
2 - Yes, I want to party on weekends.
3 - Barely Speak, the original, is my ex-GF, and the person using the name reciently, is not her. disregard the name-thief.
4 - Waking up at 6:30am sucks,

I need sleep
g'night

Sunday, March 10, 2002

Now you all fucking know why I dont usually post these kinds of tests! I'm SURE everyone wants to know how worshipable every slurrey staff member is!

Anyways yeah I watched the 9/11 special they had on tonight, it was quite good. It showed never before seen footage from what was going on inside the towers! If anyone wants to watch it, I have it all on tape. Only about half it is watchable, the rest is boring overly-emotional whiny stuff complete with sad music.


Gee it looks like Osama and his prison bitches planned this attack in great detail!
When I took that test i got 68%. No need for a big picture and shit, if you want the link, look down a post. Anyhoo.

Know what sucks? Lose lose situations. You know what also sucks? Feeling SO bad for something that isn't your fault and you cant prevent it! And not knowing how to make it hurt less for the people involved.

However. My party was damn fun. FIVE DAYS (almost 4) TILL HAWAII! HOORAY!

Ciao babes time for sleep since i got three hours last night starting and 615 am this morning.


57%



I am 57% worshipable! And you? Find out!


fuck whatever lmao ditto to Ashlee :)


80%



I am 80% worshipable! And you? Find out!



woooo go me


50%



I am 50% worshipable!


Wow! Look at that good score! I'm actually proud of that. I am by no means worshipable, nor do I ever want to be worshiped like some kind of religious icon. ;) Who the fuck makes these tests and gets away with it?! I say lets get together and kick their sorry unworshipable asses!!!!


79%



I am 79% worshipable! And you? Find out!
hot damn! Yesterday I was craving some cookies so I went out and bought myself a pack of Oreos. When my dad saw them hasked if he could have a couple and I said sure. Just now I went to get some and there are only four fucking cookies left. FOUR out of a whole damn pack. Bah!

Anyways, new layout at my domain. It sucks, but then again I suck so what do you expect?

Thursday, March 07, 2002

Guess what you guys! I, after 2 years of knowing I am going to be a pharmacist changed my mind. Bloody hell. I told my mom and she like spazzed out at me because I don't want to do that anymore. I don't even know what I want to be and i've spent two whole years knowing. I'm so mad at my brain!
But in psychology I met a person with schizophrenia. She was actually pretty cool, and I learned so much. Most people think schizos are violent but they are actually LESS violent than the average human. That is because schizophrenia is a WITHDRAWAL disease not a outburst disease. Then a man who had schiz. talked about the hallucinations he had. Once he stodd naked on the roof of a building like he was Jesus on the cross. He did this because he truly honestly beleived he was god. And in his head he would hear people in the house next door or the vehicle driving by or anything tell him he was god. He felt it was so real to hear someone's voice from like 100 feet away. I couldn't beleive it. So yes, my knowledge about mental illness expanded much today.

Cheers!
new blog! http://lilmya.blogspot.com

Wednesday, March 06, 2002

im depresed are you surprized?
Sometimes the world just really sucks for luck.

Tonight, the woman whose child I have been babysitting for the past month or so got arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia. And this happened because a friend of hers invited her over for a 'ten minute chat' which turned into four hours and I needed to be home and the phone at this person's house wasn't working and she was crying and totally lost track of time because the topic of said quick chat was that her boyfriend is cheating on her.

When she couldn't be located, the police were called. The police found her, and because she had been drinking and crying, she was offered a ride back to her house where I was with her daughter. As a simple formality, she was searched for a weapon before getting into the police car. The police found whatever it was, I still don't know.

And I was left alone, at 5:00 in the morning, with her daughter because she went to jail. Because said domino effect shit on her life (though totally her fault for having whatever she had and I don't feel sorry for her for that) and on her daughters' and on mine. It's 9 in the morning and I've not been able to sleep. I have such a headache. I love this woman's daughter, she is wonderful. And unless that woman wasn't lying when she said it wasn't hers, she has definitely fooled me into thinking that she was a pretty good person, too. This past night/morning has really sucked. The frequency with which hardcore drugs have started appearing in my life has alarmed me, what with the earlier instance of me being the sole nonparticipant in a roomful of people doing cocaine. Granted, this is only twice, but I never wanted such things to ever be a part of my life. Adult life sucks, I want to be a sheltered goody two shoes in high school again.

Wish me luck, I think I might actually try to go to bed.

Tuesday, March 05, 2002

In my chem class theres this creepy kid that talks to him self and like bites the air while looking at the teacher and he like trys to eat his erasers and he like sticks his tongue out really far and wiggles it and GROANS sexually whenever he looks at my friendTristen who everyone THINKS is gay but hes so straght, it's like a road on the prairies.... anyways... so we laugh about it and think the creepy kid wants my friend and we have like this huge vicious circle of making fun of the guy. Well it's so mean and we feel bad but honest to god he has no friends in like the whole school and he listens to our convo's and laughs at our jokes and he sits two tables away! He even went and got Tristen's homework from the homework pile and the teacher never calls him tristen he just somehow KNEW that was his name! It was so scary! I failed my first test EVER and I mean EVER! I got it back with 46% on it and i BURST out laughing i almost peed my pants because i couldn't stop and i turned bright red and cried because laughing hurt me so bad! I had a cramp for like 5 minutes after my 10 minutes of laughing! It was so damn harsh. My chem teacher reminds me of the bad guy from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" You know the creepy old dude with red eyes that talks REALLY high pitched? Well my chem teacher always has that voice he'll like hear someone talk and he's like "Are you talking about meeeeee?" and someone will stretch and hes like "oh noooo am i boring yooou?" It's so damn queer. He also LOOKS like the bad guy! Whatever lol.My English teacher is a psycho. He likes to prance around the front of the room and talk about the stupides tthings... it's so stupid that is funny!

I'm having a party this weekend. Almost all of my friends are going im so fucking excited I've never thrown a party before hooray! I'm going to be in hawaii in 10 days. Well nearly 9 now, oh midnight please hurry.

You are cooler by acting like your not cool than you are by acting like your super cool.Planning to be random makes you un-random, so you should sit down and stop trying. The more you talk about people behind their backs THE MORE THEY FIND OUT!

There's only one place in the world where everybody knows your name, and you're always glad you came! You wanna be where you can say your troubles are all so far away you wanna be where everybody knows your name! Doodle oodle oot dooo!

Well ciao for now.

Hah you can never make good posts when it's 11:38 at night and you just finished 3 cans of coke when you normally dont drink pop.
Well, I think I passed my communications midterm. I never really was good at communicating with people, I say something to someone and they take it the wrong way all the time!

So on the way home from BCIT I ran into some girls from my old high school, Trae (cam page!), Shae, and Andrea. It totally kicked ass talking to them again, I don't think I saw Trae and Shae since High School Field Trip #9 last year! Good stuff.

So anyways I've seen many fucked up thing in my life but nothing as fucked up as this! I walk out onto the Skytrain parking lot to my car, and it's snowing!! But!! There's not a fucking cloud in the sky!!! I was like "whoa". There were only clouds in the distance, but it was really crazy shit seeing it snow on such a nice sunny day! Fucked up Vancouver weather.

I'm going to see The Time Machine sometime this weekend. I've been looking forward to this movie for quite some time, and early reviews have said it kicks ass! The special effects look pretty fucking amazing if you ask me. Anyone wanna comee with? Email me.
I found the YATTA lyrics!!! ;)

G
R
Double E
N
LEAVES!
G
R
Double E
N
LEAVES!

It's So Easy!
Happy Go Lucky...
We Are The World,
We Did It!
You! You! You! You!
Us! Us! Us! Us!

Yatta! Yatta! Yatta! Yatta!
A student just graduating!
A leader of a great business!
Do we ever get a lucky feeling
A-with our simple leafy nakedness!

Yatta! Yatta! Yatta! Yatta!
Oh-we will be winning the prize!
We will make our nation proud!
We will become a-quite-a healthy guys!
Everybody say: Yatta!

Japan, On Two!
Demo!
Tomorrow Will Be Wonderful...
Who cares if everybody is unkind? (?)
Why bother sleepin' in? (?)
Queue! Queue! Queue! Queue!
Bus! Bus! Bus! Bus!
Ohio! (or Good Morning?)

Yatta! Yatta! Yatta! Yatta!
Nine hours a night we're sleeping
An' we jump right out of bed!
Do we ever get a lucky feeling
A-when we go to work fresh and fed!

Yatta! Yatta! Yatta! Yatta!
you change-odd-weird me
world change-revise


I FEEL GREAT!!
ah hahahaha. I'm chewing gum for the first time in 6 MONTHS! Words can't describe how good it finally feels to be able to blow bubbles and know that I have minty-fresh breath.

In other news, Morpheus sucks and it won't let me download Photoshop. Darnit!

Monday, March 04, 2002

you know what I guess maybe its the beer or just me who knows but Life isn't as bad as we presive it to be I mean shit happens sometimes that makes it seem like its the end of the world but a few months later its forgotten, I mean there is the always confusing love lust infatuation problem that plagues us all, and that's never going to change it going to fuck with everyone that's just life but I guess now iv just learnt to say "fuck it I don't care" because no matter what there is always something better out there, some screwed up shit has happened to me anyware from being cheated on to being stalked. but when its all over with and you get that small moment of contempment you realize that it all works out in the end and if it doesn't its not the end yet....but of course you forget that as soon as the next fling comes around ;)
Luvs miss Mya
feeling: Content (for now)
listening to: hey baby - no doubt
i hate my life.

boys confuse me to the point of no return. they think that girls all want the same thing.. and we dont!
and girls think that boys all want different things.. and they dont.

i beleive that lack of communication is the problem with relationships. any relationship, wether it is with your friends or signifigant other
i have this one boy on my mind all the time. and i just recently discovered that maybe he doesnt like me the way that i like him anymore,
maybe him and i arnt suited for eachother.

but what i dont get is why most guys want to get to know the girl b4 they ask them out. isnt dating the same as getting to know a person?

oh well. ill get over it. i think i will. i hate this lack of communication, its a bunch of BS!
i just feel like crying, i know that most of you dont want to read this and dont shive a git if i am upset. but this is my way of venting my anger and resentment.


ciao bambinos <3 Carly
Mike sounds like me circa one year ago. It's terrifying when you discover that the thing you figure you're best suited for starts to really get on your nerves.

Two nights ago, I was going to hang out with a couple of friends of mine and bring one of them home because her car is in the shop. They wanted to party for a little while, which was cool with me. I don't drink, I don't do hard drugs, and I don't take pills of any sort except for pain relievers for headaches. I simply smoke pot occasionally. So while they chug beer, I got high. And then the fun began.

They had bought cocaine earlier that night. COCAINE. I'm extremely sheltered from most things and I like it that way. I've never seen a real gun. I haven't had many people in my life die. And until Saturday night, cocaine had been one of the many drugs that I had never seen nor witnessed the use of, ever. I was too high to freak out very badly, but I was paranoid as hell (weed does that). I swore that any moment cops would break down the door and nail every person in the room for the cocaine (by this time, there was no pot to speak of) including me, which I cannot prove without a drug test that I wasn't doing...but then they'd find out that I had THC in my system instead. Bah. I was scared to death.

I'm proud of myself, though. I didn't do any coke, even though it was offered to me. The last time I was around an unfamiliar drug, I tried it. And became so fucking sick that I couldn't move. (said drug was ecstasy) So I swore that I was never doing anything but drinking (even though I don't really do that at all anymore) or smoking pot. I don't know if I'm going to hang around those people again or not, though.

I got bored the other day and did something with my site. Please go check it out, it's funny. But be careful, it might not be what you think it is ;)

Nat has a new layout.

Well I failed my accounting final today, so I failed the course. It probably wouldn't be too bad if I wasn't failing EVERY OTHER FUCKING COURSE I was taking at BCIT. I can't really help it, I haven't been able to concentrate at all in school lately due to personal issues. Besides, who cares!! I lost any interest I ever had in computer related bullshit. Hell all the courses I'm taking right now has jack shit to do with computers! When the fuck will I ever use accounting, business ed, communications, etc in my lame shitty job as a computer programmer?

I don't like computers anymore. They have ruined my fucking life. As much as I hate computers, I am still addicted to them. Does that make any sense at all? I can't fucking explain it. I've been on this internet so fucking much, and my hate for it has grown more and more lately, but still it takes up a lot of my time. If I try to get away from it I get withdrawl symptoms and shit like that, isn't that fucking sad? I've become what I've never wanted to be, another Stile. I only spend about 2 hours a day on here when I'm not studying (compared to his 8 or something) but I see myself in his shoes soon. I fucking hate it. And living in this shit boring town isn't helping either, since there's nothing else to fucking do. Thanks Slurrey.

Wow, I am plugging my site... on my site!! How innovative is that? Anything to make me feel like a genius.

Sunday, March 03, 2002

arg! I am so mad. One of my good friends is a pathological liar. He lies about EVERYTHING. Then he makes bets with our other friend to see how long it will take me to figure out that he is lying. It's so annoying. And when I finally find out that he did lie about something he shrugs it off like it's no big deal. Stupid guys!@##$$@#$#@
Fuck.

Friday, March 01, 2002

LINK OF THE DAY

I found another local! Well actually she found us and signed the guestbook! But yeah she lives closeby and her site is here so go check her out! She has a nice smooth layout (what the hell is with this new align="right" trend nowadays? It makes webpages look backwards!) and it looks great! She also knows Haley too!
THIS IS WHY I AM NOT GOD:

Click Me

fucking hilarious.
COCKSUCKING PUBLIC TRANSIT!!!

Every day, as I walk out of my fucking college to the bus stop, I see the FUCKING bus right at the bus stop picking up people and then driving off, right before I get to it! Every fucking day man! It pisses me off so bad cause I only miss the bus by like a few seconds, but I have to wait at the shitass bus stop in the fucking freezing Canadian cold for the next bus to arrive! SPHINCTER-STRETCHING PUBE COLLECTING BONE-SMOKER BUS DRIVERS!!! No matter what time I come out of the fucking building I see my bus drive off right before I get there. To you, my asshole transit workers, I RAISE THE FINGER HIGH!! Turdslingers.