Wednesday, October 30, 2002

Thats right Mofo's, IM FARKING POSTING!

Got a problem with that?
I thought so.

Anyway, just posting to say hi more or less and rant a little about people on MSN.

I dont actualy have a problem with people adding me, which explains the 50 some odd people on my MSN list. My problem is two-fold, first, people that add me out of hte blue and whose names appear to have nothing to do with their personalities and are too lazy to fill out a profile. I WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU FARKING ARE! This happens every other day or so, so it gets annoying. Second are people who have a million different email addresses, and only use one and then only every couple of days. This is realy annoying because my list is HUGE because of a bunch of people that have 3-6(!) accounts. CHOOSE an account and stick with it.

That is all, you may now go about your daily activities once again, or call me a moron...I just dont care.
GO TO MY SITE YOU FOOLS
www.geocities.com/beetmeaf

Monday, October 28, 2002

MEANKILLER.mp3



DOWNLOAD THIS NOW!!!! It is so funny, it will make your day. And tell all your friends to download it! Spread it like a virus!!!

I was there when this guy made that MP3, and it was one of the funniest moments ever. This is something you just have to put on repeat and listen to for hours straight, it's THAT funny!

I see this becoming quite a hit... especially in India.

Sunday, October 27, 2002

Fucking motherfuck in the fuck shit
cock fuck fucker dope smoken sucker
balls ass tits and a dick bitch shit
whore ass queef fucka slit
finger my ass and burn in hell cunt!!!

EVERYONE SING ALONG!!!

Thursday, October 24, 2002

I know why studying for my Ada midterm is so damn hard. The pages in my textbook are SHINY!!! They reflect the light from my ceiling, so trying to read the text is horrible. I have to tilt the book at every angle until I can see the text without getting a headache. Kind of like playing Gameboy Advance. After 5 minutes of studying, I feel like taking the textbook, lighting it on fire, and then pissing on it to put it out. But only after it has sufficiently burned.

Yes Mr. Link. That is what I think about your programming methods course and its cheapass textbook.

I had a dream that I was lying in bed awake. I reckon my brain wasn't feeling very creative last night.

I downloaded the original Japanese version of The Ring and watched it last night. It was ok, very close to being as great as the remake. It just didn't have all the cool visuals that the new one does, and the tape in that movie was only a few seconds long. It was still great, I would have probably appreciated it more if I had seen it before I saw the remake.

There is also 2 sequels to the Japanese Ring movie. I'm going to try and find those as well. Hopefully they'll remake those here too, cause a movie like that would have a geat sequel. Most sequels of other movies only exist for the sole purpose of making money (Men in Black 2? Jason X?). Yuck.

Monday, October 21, 2002

Mya's impression of a certain "kinkylicious" 14 year old:

MissMya2004: "omg i just saw this cute lil bunnny hehehehe i was like omg bunny bun bun omg pink clouds i wish they were real id hop all over them like a bun bun heheheheheheeh omg"
MissMya2004: *tit falls out*

Friday, October 18, 2002

BURNED HOUSE PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!



Me and Brendan went to take pictures of the burned house today.

While Brendan took mostly cool artsy pictures of various things with his tripod, I mostly took pictures of the general destruction. It's amazing what fire can do. I figured out that leaving the flash off on the camera makes much better lighting, but since I didn't use the tripod the pictures turned out blurry. Ash reflects light pretty well (like my hair), so it looked really shiny (like my hair). It kinda made some pics look bad, but oh well what can I do!

Downstairs was nuts. Here, not a much was burned, it was mostly heat, water, and smoke damage. The melted TV looked sweet, we found a crapload of cool photos and paintings, there was a HUGE spider in the sink, and a bunch of other awesome stuff. If I could, I would have spent all day down there.
I am so proud. Only after 2 DAYS, there are 108 posts in the new message board!
I love you guys. EVERYBODY ELSE... GO THERE AND FUCKING POST!!! :D

Thursday, October 17, 2002

I haven't posted on this motherfucker for a while. I'll hopefully start updating soon again! Unfortunately the ADA midterm is next friday. Fucking midterm. If that midterm had an ass, I'd fuck it in it.

SLURREY HAS A NEW MESSAGE BOARD!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!! Well, the previous one we had was really popular, after only a week it had 150 posts in it! Buuuut the trial on it was starting to run out (or was it running out the entire time? haha), so that messageboard would be full of popups and shit!!

So I got a new phpBB board, which took like 2 weeks to set up. Thanks to Gavin (a fellow BCIT student), it was up and running pretty well last night!

Well everybody, go and start posting in there right now!!! There's alreeady a few very interesting topics up...

Wednesday, October 16, 2002

People seem to have a strange fasanation with whereing my magical glasses

This is Jami need i say more?

Mike loves my glasses but he loves me more, actully he is the only person to where them and actually look good

My dear inosent 14 year old jaimie whom i have yet to currupt intirely

Well MiKE of slurrey seems to have glasess denile because Jaimie and I took a picture of him WEARING the ultimite glasses, but SOME HOW the picture didnt end up in the feild trip pictures *raises eyebrow* well this should do, till MiKE comes out of the Glasses closet. Its ok MIKE we have all been there dont fret.

and of course me, for a little reminder that these fabulous glasses belong to me *mmk you can bow now*

of course more people have tried on (and when i say tried on i mean snatched of my head) my glasses (and when i say glasses i mean orgasmic head gear) but i have not had a camera at thoughs times.






Tuesday, October 15, 2002


DID YOU KNOW.....


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Sunday, October 13, 2002

London scientists are growing penises in the laboratory!

A group of geneticists say they started my createing rabit penises, and have sucsesfully worked there way up to human penises.

According to published reporters, the test tube penises are able to wriggle like worms, and each one seems to have a mind of it's own. Alarmingly, a number of the penises have escaped and are on the loose.

FIELD TRIP #36 PICS!!!!!!!!!



There hasn't been a real field trip in a while, cause lately we've just been hanging out and taking only 20 pictures a night. Those aren't enough to be field-trip worthy!! But there was a Battle of the Bands at "Scrubdust" so me, Mya, and her friend Jaimie went for the hell of it.

I wait for them at Scott Road skytrain station, and I've underestimated the sharp drop in fucking temperature recently. I was wearing just a t-shirt, and I thought my fucking balls were going to freeze to the bench. Luckily that didn't happen because they DISAPPEARED after half an hour in the stinging cold. Soon Mya and Jaimie came and I jumped into the Skytrain, it was nice and warm in there and I was happy to be defrosting.

Scrubdust shows are never as good as regular ones, mostly cause they're packed with teenyboppers, and there's no moshing at all. I forgot what bands played, I didn't pay much attention. A couple were really good though.

I also met this Michelle girl there! I've been talking to her for a long time now on MSN, she said she was going to be there and she said hi! She's an awesome girl.

Anyways we just hung around there and took pictures, it was ok. The best part was when we got outta there, and these was this kid in a little shirt who got kicked out. He was yelling at the lady, and she was like "get off the property" and he was like "I'm on the parking lot!". Then, nearly in tears, he said "I said I was fucking sorry!" and runs off, and the lady was like "that sounds like a real fucking sincere apology!". It was extremely difficult to avoid rolling on the ground laughing my ass off.

Then we went to the parking lot by Surrey Place Mall and chilled there for a while. Mya climbed on top of a 15 foot high stack of palettes, and then she found a shopping cart and rode around in that. "This is my caaaaar!". Good times.

It was a fun night, even though I should have worn more layers of clothing to avoid freezing solid. Go gawk at the pics!

Saturday, October 12, 2002


Yah.. I'd rather be doing this than working at my current job.

Friday, October 11, 2002

DAMMIT! So, I stay at the school until 10pm playing Starcraft over LAN, (yes Im a loser) I get home and sign on and FIND OUT THAT I MISSED A FUCKING GODDAMED FIELD TRIP!!

I have realy shitty luck eh?

Oh well, my zealot swarms slaughter all in my path!

MiKE you fucker make a new fucking layout or ill cock smack you bitch. :-D

BANG it


Thursday, October 10, 2002

I bought a subwoofer last weekend. I finally figured out how to wire it right, without the bass getting distorted. It works really nicely now, sends nice thumping shockwaves through your guts if you're in the same room as the thing. And if you're in any other room of the house, you'll definitely hear it. It also has a hole in it. Uhhhhh. Yeah and air pumps out of that hole really hard. Uhhhhh. It vibrates a lot too. UHHHHH.

...I can see myself getting electrocuted trying to do something with something that wasn't meant to be done something with.

Just kidding. I find it kind of shocking that people actually believe that I like to hump inanimate objects!!! That's NOT true! I will only hump something if it's breathing. Hmmm, that didn't sound much better. :T

Back to the subwoofer... even though it kicks ass for something I only paid $35 for, it seems to like shutting off for no apparent reason sometimes. Whatta-the-fack! Why does it automatically turn off.. isn't that what the POWER SWITCH IS FOR?!?! When I want the damn thing thing off I'll turn it off, it doeesn't have to turn itself off for me. It's gotta be my uglyness... now it not only turns girls off, but subwoofers too.

While driving down on Scott Road, I noticed a building that had burned down... FOR THE 3RD FUCKING TIME IN A ROW!!! Gee I wonder, is something going on here? I think it was a video store again too. What's with all these video stores burning down? And why are they all owned by east indians! I can't figure it out, other than they might like getting insurance for their extremely flammable but unsuccessful video stores.

The creepy thing is, I was thinking a few days ago "what if that buiilding burned down once again?". And look what happened! What's even more creepy, I predicted the other entire strip mall burning down years ago. For some reason I was driving by it thinking, hmmm, that place is going to burn down someday. Ha ha I am psychic. Too bad I can't use it for something useful, like WINNING THE FUCKING LOTTERY!! Weee I can tell when another video store is gonna burn down, gee I find that really useful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 09, 2002

If you piss in a glass, will it be half full or half empty?
Stop to think about that for a moment.

Zelda 64 really pissed me off. I was really stuck in that fucking game. I had to go up Death Mountain, but there was this asshole guard blocking the path. For hours I was trying to figure it out... then someone told me all I had to do was show the guard Zelda's letter and he'd let me through. @!&^#@(*$&!!!! That made me feel so stupid. Then the guard had the nerve to ask me to go back to the castle and get his kid a "happy mask". Fuck you guard!!!

I'm starting to remember why I play videogames less and less. Except for Final Fantasy games. Luckily there's not another *real* FF game coming out in the near future. By the way, why would a game called "Final Fantasy" need a sequel? If it really was "Final", why the hell did 10 of them come out in a row? :F

Yesterday I went to school. It turns out my Ada assignment partner had NOT dropped off the face of the earth, but might as well have cause her internet died. She said she was using a free ISP (I didn't know those things existed!), and suddenly it became non-free, and she couldn't email me back. She was telling me this in a ROOM FULL OF COMPUTERS, any of which can be used to access the net and send an email. Considering she's in the lab rooms at least half of the day, she had plenty of opportunities to do that. But still, that was kinda annoying. Damn you, unbalanced karma. The things I wish I could do.

Ah well, I only put her name on the cover page of the assignment, and not in any of the commenting in the programs. Anyone marking the assignment with anything resembling a brain in their heads will realize who did all the work. Hopefully.

As for the piss question, it depends on how big the glass is and how much you piss into it. Assuming that piss takes up 50% of the glass's capacity, would it be half empty or half full? Who the fuck cares?! It's right either way you say it!

Saturday, October 05, 2002

SLURREY HAS A NEW MESSAGE BOARD!!!!

Finally, the day has come when someone can post a message on the site, without a couple million popups smacking them in the face!! OH MY GOD!!! Does this mean that people will start using this thing again? Hopefully!

So where have I been lately? Well, for the past week or so I've been working very hard on the first ADA assignment I got for my programming methods course. You may recall last year how I spent ALL NIGHT at the school trying to get it done for the neext day, and when we finally get it done, there's a line up at the printer so it took longer than expected to print it out! We hand it in 2 minutes late... and guess what? They didn't fucking accept it. Uhhh.... GRR?

So this year I did things right and started working on it as early as possible. I got almost all of it done, no thanks to my "partner" this year who seems to have dropped off the face of the earth! I should just go to the professor and tell him that she didn't do FUCK ALL, but that would be wrong, because there were a couple of times last year when I couldn't do much work for a group project because I was swamped with OTHER projects to work on at the same time. Fuck you, karma.

I also met this new girl, who's pretty cool. She goes to the school right across from BCIT!

Oh yeah, and remember how I got my wisdom teeth out a while ago, and there were complications and stuff? Well, the shit didn't end there...

Anyways.... I noticed 2 weeks ago that my jaw started to hurt. It got worse and worse, until it really hurt to eat anything. So, I made an appointment with the evil fucker who took out my wisdom teeth in the first place. It was thursday morning at 9:30. I went there, expecting him to take an X-ray, go "mmmm hmmmm", and give me some drugs that would make it magically go away. Nope, instead he was like:

"I'll have to cut it open and take a look at it."

I was like "WHAT?!?!?". And he said "Yup, right now."

Everytime I go there it's always a new surprise. I didn't want any more surgery in my friggin mouth, last time that happened I was in pain for a week and couldn't eat solid food at all. Now this guy wants to poke and prod in there like it's no problem at all!! Yeah anyways he sticks a needle in my mouth in like 10 different places to freeze it, then he goes in there and cuts away!! I could STILL feel it, even though half my face was numb.

I'm feeling a lot better today though, I can eat solid food, which kicks ass. You never miss eating solid food until you can't actually do it... then it becomes somewhat shitty.
Its so hard to keep a good
SECRET
these days

Shit i need some drugs, mmm drugs are nice wish i had some right now!
Yeah ill call you in ten years when im druged out and your, dead from haveing trevor beat on you just a leetle to much, when you step out of line.
See i tryed to be nice and explain my situation, but your stuborn self couldnt handle truth, and you always got mad at me for telling you it.

You need to get your priordys strait and think hmm maybe if i call myas bf names to her face she might not like it. haha like what the fuck am i going to do.

"fuck cencership fuck the man im so punk wait no i am yes i am no im not..... fuck the man!" Fuck censership? banning IPs just isnt rad at all little girl, expecialy when i could have been mean but i wasnt.

Anywho back on the less spiteful convo, did anyone go to the poco show last ngiht how was it?
I didnt go i stayed home and watch AI omg i <3 teddy he is so fucking cute *wantwant*

mike bought me lunch and movies what a sweetie.

My sites down for to much bandwidth though that sucks :(

I miss Hanging out with MiKE we should all do an actuall planed feild trip sometime soon, but theres not much to do around here :-\
Anyways if you havent seen AI go see it its good :-)

Tuesday, October 01, 2002

HOW TO TURN SLURREY TO THE LORD
HOW TO TURN SLURREY TO REDNECK
FIND MORE AT WWW.BORED.COM
I GOT IT!!! Are you ever just sitting in class bored, and on the internet? Well here is the greatest website for your boredum!!! Its WWW.BORED.COM!!! They have the coolest things there to keep you occupied while your waiting to waste time =D One of my favorites is where you can convert text into Voice, and there are different Languages and Voices, and it sounds real! Its a blast while your in class and you turn your volume up WAY loud and you make it say stuff, lol!! Try it! It will get you in trouble in NO time =D Have Fun!
MiKE'S LIFE STORY

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THE END

(It's official, I have no life!)