Wednesday, November 27, 2002

eBay cancelled my auction, though I did have someone e-mail me in regards to purchasing my work! Wicked! And I recieved my first piece of hate mail, I posted it here. Check it out, hate mail is cool. So is Tom Laykis.
This is what I call..... "the phantom update".

It looks like a regular update, but contains no content and is only posted for the sole purpose of letting visitors know that this site isn't dead.

Sometimes, I'm so smart I scare myself. :)
I decided to try something fun. While looking at stupid shit on ebay. I found something so funny, a guy selling his own rap song. So I decided to list my own!@!!$%)(@!%&!)@#%. Yes I'm selling my original copyrighted rap song (which I wrote all by myself in about 15 minutes), and which isn't all that good, but it's ok compared to most crap. For HALF THE PRICE of the other one. The other one already has bids at $5,400 USD, I'm selling mine for FIFTY, yes FIFTY percent cheaper, and it's better. I've already had over 700 hits. Tell everyone it's so ridiculous, I just want to see how many hits I get out of it. I should have been smart and linked my page, or my band, on that page, but no, I didn't think of that at the time. Anyway check out everything that's linked, and have a good laugh. Rock out! enter to win a free FREEBASE cd.

Friday, November 22, 2002


1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".

2. You watched the Pound Puppies.

3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair"

4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.

5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tired to start a club of your own.

6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.

7. You know that "WOA" comes from Joey on Blossom.

8. Two words: M.C. Hammer

9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock".

10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.

11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales".

12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

13. You wore a pony tail on the side of your head.

14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.

15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) with friends at school.

18. You wore Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it.

19. L.A. Gear.....

20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.

21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the Ramona books.

22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"

23. You wanted to be a Goonie.

24. You ever wore, fluorescent, if you will, clothing.

25. You can remember what Micheal Jackson looked like before his nose fell off...

26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

27. You took Lunch Pales to school.

28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.

30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.

31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favourite band.

32. You thought Sheena and He-Man should hook up.

33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.

34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.

35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know what you are, but what am I?"

36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were in-line skates.

38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.

39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.

41. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "This wasn't from the 80's!"

42. You remember Popples.

43. "Dont worry, be happy"

44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.

45. You wore socks scrunched down.

46. "Miss MARY MARY MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"

47. You remember boom boxes vs cd players.

48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.

49. You know what it maeant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"

50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales"

51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.

52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.

54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell", the ORIGINAL class.

55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THRU THE HEART.

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

OH MAN, there is 4 more minutes left untill lunch, and i am SO annoyed. i am the only chick in the class, and all the guys are rateing ugly girls n hot or not. All i hear is EWW SHES SO UGLY, and HOLY FUCK SHES FAT! They really need to get some lives. Today I have my hair up in liberty spikes. I'll put some pics up when i get home. Everyone stares, and askes to touch it... Its getting boring. Well, its lunch. BYE.

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

Aren't I the sexy bitch. I made it in the top 10 hottest guys list on

Notice how my score was 6.66 at the time. I feel so hardcore.

Sunday, November 17, 2002

FIELD TRIP #40 - MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIDEO - The webcam was live during the party, so if you missed it, I took all the webcam captures and put them into a single movie file!! Check them out!!! (8.09 MB)

(Note - for the videeo to work you need divx)

Welll well well, another fine field trip! Yesterday I threw a party to celebrate my 20th birthday, which was today.

First I picked up Christina from cloverdale, then Bman and Susan from Scott Rd station. I got some beer, and we went to my place and started drinking. Then Ashlee, Angela, Kim, and Deniz came, and I think Aron came around that time as well. Then Lee and Lynn came, and then Mya and Nat, and Mike, Kevin, and Ivar, and finally Pat.

So, some highlights of the night?

- Brendan and Susan, who locked themselves in my room, didn't realize that the streaming cam was on.

- Brendan giving me a cool present, which was one of his photos framed. I hammered a nail into the wall using a piece of rock from the Parthenon in Greece. How classy. I think I made more holes in the wall with the rock. Then I hung the picture up. It tilted!

- You know those Burger King food trays? Kevin brought 5 trays over. We started breaking them over each other's heads. I tried to break one over my head unsuccessfully, Kevin broke almost all of them over his head, and was proud of the face he was bleeding. He broke one over my head, and yeah it's a lot less painful when the tray actually breaks, instead of bouncing off. Yeah, I admit breaking trays was pretty stupid, but I was extremely gone at that point, how could I know better?

- There were 3 digital camera's taking pictures that night. Mine, Kevin's, and Angela's. The sets of pics on the thumbnail page are in that order, Kevin's are smaller and a bit brighter! o when you're looking at the pictures, the first bunch are normal size, then when you get to the smaller ones they're Kevin's, and the bigger ones again are Angela's!

- I'm sure I called a bunch of random people on my cell to come to the party.

- Other than that, I don't remember much, except from what the pictures show!!

I didn't puke much, except when I had gotten up in the middle of the night with the worst hangover. I drank lots of water, puked it out, drank lots more, and went to bed! I woke up this morning feeling great!!

Then, I found something behind my DVD player. It was a roll of paper, with a feather and a note tied to it. The note said "Happy Birthday, Mike!". I unrolled the paper, and it was this really cool painting!!! I hung it up on my wall! The thing is, I HAVE NO CLUE WHO IT'S FROM!!!! It could be anyone!! But I'm guessing it's from Susan, was that you dude?

I spent most of the day cleaning up. There were 6 wet spots on my bedroom floor, from spilled beer, as opposed to 3 wetspots last year. I guess this year's party was twice as fun!!

Tonight I also had a kickass time. I went to BP and Ashlee bought me dinner, the BP people sang me happy birthday army-style, and I got a delicious cake. Angela, Ivar, Debbie, and Diana were there too!!! It was so fun. I got a pizza, and after I started eating it, I started feeling REALLY queasy. It was almost overwhelming. Must have been from the effects from last night, but I dunno, I was feeling fine earlier! The pizza was soooo good, I just wanted to keep eating it, but I also had the feeling that my stomach was spinning and flip flopping. I felt like I was going to puke. But anyways I'll eat the rest of the pizza tomorrow for lunch :)

This birthday was the best one I've ever had. Thanks to everyone for coming!!!
And thanks for the presents and stuff!!!

Saturday, November 16, 2002


Tonight, Saturday the 16th, my webcam will be live during my bday party! Be sure not to miss the fun! (if you're not actually there).

Thursday, November 14, 2002

Hey everyone just thought I'd pass along some good info. My band FreeBase is having a CD giveaway, join our mailing list (we don't send you anything but information on upcoming shows and appearances, and we're making a draw at the end of the month for a free CD, next month we'll be giving away more cool stuff. We have an all ages show coming up Nov 29th at The Pinetree Community Center (1260 Pinetree Way, Coquitlam) visit our site for the map. Hope to see you all out there, showtime from 7:00-10:00pm! Tell your friends about the cd giveaway. Rock on. I kick everyones ass at mariokart 64.

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

I need a little Slurrey inspiration.

I have a 3D art class, and my final project is still contiplating (sp?) in my head. I stil have no idea what i should build, although i do have just these few ideas:

A photo/Scrap book
A Guillotine (but my teacher thinks its sketchy)

Those are my Ideas so far. Pretty bad eh! i dont know where my mind and creativity are lately. i think somethings wrong with me, i havent been able to sleep, or have had trouble falling asleep rather. My mind doesnt focus anymore, and Im strapped for ideas. The Criteria Consists of this:

Material: Anything
Object: Anything
Due Date: Soon
Be creative and Original
It must be built, for it is a 3D Object.

Ya, so im stumped. Give me some ideas!

Tuesday, November 12, 2002

Beware of the fact I now have the ability to post on This is a test, this is only a test. Give me a small amount of time to come up with something rather intriguing. In the meantime...

you ever notice that 'strap on' is 'no parts' backwards? says:
are you gay now?

bry (little rainbow icon here) says:

you ever notice that 'strap on' is 'no parts' backwards? says:
... do you like boys?

bry (little rainbow icon here) says:
no what the fuck kind of question is that

you ever notice that 'strap on' is 'no parts' backwards? says:
i dont know

bry (insert little rainbow icon here) says:
well what the fuck

you ever notice that 'strap on' is 'no parts' backwards? says:
the rainbow threw me off i guess
Well fuck my ass and call me goatse. Marissa messaged me a while ago to make a fan sign for Lacey for her birthday, before November. Well I was planning on doing it, but thanks to my terrible memory I forgot.... soooo I'll just say it here!!


Sunday, November 10, 2002

I haven't updated this for a while, so this is going to be a huge entry.

FRIDAY - Lee and a bunch of people were supposed to come over to my house for some good drinkin'. That didn't happen, so Nat told me to go see Eminem's new movie with her. So I went down to metrotown and saw it with her. 8 Mile was MUCH better than I expected, surprise surprise Eminem is at least half decent at acting. Doesn't say much though... as he was pretty much playing himself. But we'll see where he end up as an actor. Good movie.

When I got home I got a phone call from Lee at the Ozone, but I could barely hear her. Then someone else called and said to stay up late... at about 2 am I heard a knocking on my bedroom window, I had a surprise visitor! You scared the shit out of me!!!!! :Q

SATURDAY - When I woke up at around noon, Mya was looking for someone to hang out downtown with. So I went with her and we went shopping for stuff. Unlike other times, she spent a shitload of money while I didn't really buy anything. We went to a shitload of stores and took a shitload of pictures. It was really fun, I had the awesomest time. We parted ways at around 8 or 9 pm, and I went home. Ashlee soon came over and brought Angela, and this is where things got totally crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On November 10th a year ago, I met Ashlee in person. We had been talking on the internet for a couple of months, and kinda started liking each other so we decided to FINALLY meet. We went bowling that night with my friends, and had lots of fun. What happened after that, is a looooong, complicated story which I won't get into. Anyways over the past year, we've been through SO MUCH, good and bad! After all that has happened, we've become best friends.

Yeah.... we had to do something kickass for the one year anniversary that we met each other in person.

So on saturday night Ashlee was pretty distressed about her road trip. She didn't want to go on it alone, but anyone she had asked to come with her, sold her out!! Shitty!! So she was bitching to me about it, and suddenly the hampster inside my head started running on its wheel. I put 2 and 2 together and told her "dude.... I'll go with ya! And it could be our special anniversary hang out too!!! We'll make it the COOLEST FIELD TRIP EVER!!!". I had plans to help one of my co-workers out with his computer, but I just thought I'd call him up and reschedule it, he wasn't too keen on my coming sunday afternoon anyways. A road trip would be a LOT more fun!!!

We all made some plans, cleaned out her car, and figured out the maps and shit. We stopped at Angela's house, snuck in, and printed out some map instructions. Then we went to Boston Pizza and split a small pizza. I had never actually eaten Pizza at Boston Pizza before, it is fucking good. We dropped Angela off, and Ashlee went home for a while to pick up some stuff. Then she came back to my house, and it was a bit late.

Which brings us to something hilarious that happened.

Ashlee went upstairs, and was scarred for life after the incident that occurred. When it's really late, like 1 or 2 am, sometimes my dad is upstairs in the kitchen, wearing only his underwear. She sure got quite a surprise. For the next half an hour she was so deep in shock she was huddled in the corner and all she could say was "tighty.... whities.... aaaahh!!".

We burned a CD for the road trip... well... it took 4 CD's to burn the damn thing right. I ended up with 3 coasters which will end up on my wall, along with the other 100+ CD's that I didn't burn properly cause I'm incapable of doing even the simplest of things. Perhaps the CD's didn't burn properly cause I had so much shit running in the back ground, like a million AIM/MSN windows, the cam program, disk defrag... etc.

Ashlee spent the night over, but we didn't get that much sleep. My bed is way too damn small. We got up at around 6 am, got ready, and left at 6:45. It was hard not waking anyone else in the house up. My parents didn't know that I was going all the way to the middle of nowhere, and neither did Ashlee's parents. It was still dark outside. We put some music on, and hit the road!! It would take us 3.5 hours to get there, and 3.5 hours to get back!! And we stayed there for a few hours too... so this mini-road trip took up the entire day!!! On the way there, the road conditions weren't too bad. It started out with rain, fog, what we thought was snow, but by the time we got there at around 10 am, it was totally sunny & nice, and we REALLY had to take a piss. Yes, today's road trip had numerous occasions where finding a bathroom was a top priority.

It was a pretty small, shitty town we stopped at. We didn't do too much there, just got some food, hung around for a bit, Ashlee took care of some business, and we left.

On the way back, it started pissing rain. The road conditions were kinda shitty, but whatever, we had a lot of fun driving back home. We got some chips, and when I opened my bag, all the chips fell out all over me. I should have taken a picture to have photographical evidence that I am unbelievably retarded, but everyone already knows that so I don't need a fucking picture to prove it. We listened to more music, and Ashlee kept having certain songs on repeat.


Don't drink too much coke/hot chocolate while on a mini road trip. It sucks to have to piss while driving in the middle of nowhere. By the time we got to a place that had restrooms (Tim Hortons) we were nearly about to explode. I wonder what everyone there thought of the 2 weirdos bursting into the place and running straight for the bathrooms? Then we got hot chocolates from there. I guess I'm a sucker for punishment.

We got back to slurrey at around 5:30 or 6. I had to go fix someone's computer (getting paid $25 an hour to do it), but I called there and he wasn't home, so I thought screw it. When I got home I took another epic piss. And now I am here, writing this, and feeling really tired.

We had a really awesome time during this mini-road trip. We talked about so many things, and had a shitload of fun, and took a million pictures... it was fawkin great. What perfect way to celebrate knowing each other for a year!


FIELD TRIP #38 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 06, 2002

Wow, I haven't updated this thing in a long time. Slurrey is my baby, and I have neglected it. Much to my surprise, instead of shrivelling up and dying like a normal baby would, slurrey actually is getting a lot more hits than usual right now, around 180 a day. What the fuck?

So I haven't been posting on here as much as I should, sue me. I could use the "I'm too busy to update because I actually have a life" excuse, but it only takes a couple of minutes a day to write something like this up.

Anyways a plug goes out to Mya for getting a new domain/layout, and for being so damn cool.

Hmmmm any other news.... yeah my birthday is coming up soon. It'll be one hell of a party!!!

That's it for today's update. I got up at 5 am, worked all day in the pouring rain, and as you can guess I'm pretty tired. Night.

Friday, November 01, 2002

MiKE's FIELD TRIP #37 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!

BMAN'S FIELD TRIP #37 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah we both brought our digital cameras last night, so there's two sets of pics! Bman's are more artsy and also at a frighteningly high resolution!! But they're amazing. Anyways...


The plan for the night was to get everyone together at my house, drink a bit, and then go to Chris's house and blow shit up! Plans got sorta messed up, but luckily the night ended up totally kicking ass!!!

So the night began with me picking up Brendan at Scott Rd skytrain station. We went back to my house and I bought his PS2, and we hooked that up and tryed it out for a few minutes. Then Susan called saying she was at Scott Rd Stn, so we go down there again to pick her up.

I had never seen Susan before. Not even a picture of her! So we were looking for some girl with a black hat and a grey jacket. I was hoping it wouldn't be like the first time I met someone off the internet, where I WALKED RIGHT PAST THEM!!! Luckily she was the first person we saw! She was wearing such a cool hat!

On the way back we stop at the Beer & Wine store to pick up the booze. I get a bottle of JD, Bman gets a 6pack of Corona Extra, and Susan got a 6pack of something else that I can't remember what it was! We go back to my place, and crack open the booze and start drinkin', while listening to some good ole Sublime. Chris messaged me on MSN a few times saying that he had to go fix his car, so we'd have to go to his house at around 10. It was around 7:30, so we had quite a while left! We sit around and drink some more, and my little brother comes in and trades Bman a brick of mighty mites for one of his coronas!

Then we go outside and start lighting some shit up. Bman had his old Screecheroos; he lit a few on the street and they pretty much went all over the place, including some guy's tree. We got video footage of all that. Then we go to the back yard, stuff the mighty mites into that VCR we were always plannin on blowing up, and light them off.

The thing about really old VCR's, they are like fucking TANKS. Big, heavy, and nearly impossible to make a dent in with only regular firecrackers. They didn't do much to it, just blow a few shards of plastic off. We needed something bigger... something like an atomic bomb might do some damage, but those aren't readily available around here. So we had to settle for some Air Bombs instead!!

We start walkin, with no clue where the nearest Fireworks store is around here. Did I mention HOW COLD IT WAS?!?! We got to the Mac's at Scott Rd, and I go in, hoping to ask the clerk there if he knew where the nearest Fireworks shop was.

Guess who the clerk was!!! It was that old east indian guy from a year ago, where I wanted to buy something and I gave him a $100 bill, and he stars at it wide-eyed like he's never seen that much money before, and he said "noooo..... I'm sorrrrrrrry sir... I cannot accept that". It was funny!! Well this time I ask him if her knew where we could get fireworks, and in the EXACT same tone of voice he's like "noooo..... I'm sorrrrrrrry sir... I don't know". It was grand.

Some guy then says there's one down the street, so we go there and get in RIGHT before it closed! They didn't have any air bombs though, so we got some screecheroos! At this point, the night became a lot more interesting.

Bman lights one off and throws it in the garbage can right outside where we bought them from! I took pictures, and then some lady starts yelling at him so we just walked away. He lit some up in the parking lot too, and on the street.

I didn't know screecheroos had a thing for curbs. Everytime he lit one and threw it into the busy traffic, they'd go straight for the curb and burn out there. I started videotaping all this, and I managed to capture him lighting one off when the street was REALLY busy, and having all the cars stop and start honking, and then the fucking lit screecheroo flies right by my head. This video is priceless.

We got back to my house and my little brother says he got some air bombs. Who knows how he got them, and who cares! We went to the back yard and stuck one in the VCR. Bman lights it off while everyone dove for cover, and BOOM!!! Shrapnel flying everywhere, and the top of the VCR is pretty muck GONE! . We stick another in there and blow another hole in it, and I must say that I don't think that VCR will be chewing up my videotapes anymore!

At that point Ashlee called, and said she and Angela were on their way over. I didn't think she was coming because she had to work, but it was 10 and she wanted to crash our "party". So they get here and go straight into my house and knock on the bedroom door, while we were in the back yard. Good job guys!

Since it was 10 it was time to go to Chris's house. So we get there and nothing seems to be happening so Ashlee honks and drives right past it.

Apparently the plans for the night had just changed!

We went to the liquor store so Bman could yet even more booze, and then we went to... Bear Creek Park! The train ride had just closed, and me, Bman and Ashlee snuch on, and she did some modeling while we took some photos. After that, we all sat down in THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS, in the middle of the path, in the freezing cole, brought out the booze, and started drinking again. Ashlee was making lots of jokes about her vampire cape, saying it was her "foreskin". Then Angela called up Xfm and said that she and Ashlee were dressed up as penises for halloween.

It was REALLY REALLY cold outside, so we left the forest after a while. It was now 11:30 I believe. Where do we end up next? Tim Hortons!!

The lady at the cash register was dressed up as... a tree. Here are Ashlee's exact words:

Ashlee to lady: "Are you soft wood... or hard wood? hehe.."
Lady to Ashlee: (seductive voice) "I'm... HARD wood..."
Ashlee to herself: "heheh... HARD wood in a doughnut store..."

When we got back in the car, Bman says he needs a ride home, so off we go to White Rock!! While driving around in white rock, there were these guys walking. Ashlee pulls up to them and asks if she can grab their ass, and of course they agree. There was another guy walking home and not only did he get an assgrabbing, he also got 2 cigarrettes from Bman!

We go to White Rock beach and hang out there for a while. At that point the battery for the video camera ran out. That thing was supposed to last for 7 hours!!! I guess it was cause the last time I charged the thing was half a year ago. So I whip out the digicam and start taking more pics.

After that, we go and drop Brendan home, then Angela. Ashlee askes where Susan lives, and she lives in Newton, but all her stuff was at my house. Ashlee looked really tired, and she asked Susan, "why not sleep over at MiKE's house?". Ah, the honor of sleeping at slurrey HQ! :P

Susan picked up her stuff at my house, and Ashlee drove her home! I gave Ashlee a coke too, cause she really needed it ;)

So that was pretty much it! I noticed the big cut on my thumb (don't know where THAT came from). Also, for the entire night, my trenchcoat was rubbing against my shirt, which was rubbing against my neck, so I got a killer rash/burn thing on my neck. Gives a new meaning to the term "redneck". Ouch! It was great hanging out with evryone, and meeting Susan for the first time! She rocks!

Anyways I was still buzzed from the alcohol, so I posted something on LJ, cleaned up, and went to bed at 3 am!!!

Now I will put the video from last night on the computer. They will be up shortly.

UPDATE: Ok, I encoded about an hour's worth of footage that we captured, but guess what. The files won't open so I can edit them, and when I can open them there's no sound.

My video capture card has done this before, piece of junk. Perhaps I should show it what happened to the VCR. I now have to reinstall the drivers. So the videos will take longer to put up :(

I'll try to capture the best moments in MPEG soon.