Monday, December 30, 2002

FIELD TRIP #44 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I FINALLY went to the Rez last night.

Last night me, Angela, and Ashlee were gonna go to Tim Horton's, but Ashlee went to go see the Canucks game. So it was just me and Ange, and we met up with Dylan and Shawna at Tim Horton's. Shawna took the camera and took some interesting photos, as well as going up to random people and taking pictures of them. It was really funny. Dylan violated a tissue dispenser, and that was also funny. After Tim Hortons we went to a church nearby, and Dylan and Shawna started drinking their whiskey.

We went to my house for a while cause I had to return the van, and played Xbox live and Dylan did a good job harassing people on there. We were waiting to have the van back, so I could drop Angela off (she had to be home by 10), and we could go to Rez. None of us had been to Rez before, so we didn't really know what to expect.

Ashlee called and said she's be at my house in 5 minutes. She came, and we dropped Angela off and went to Rez.

Rez was cool. I barely saw anyone I knew there, only Krystle, Lindsay, and I finally met Eileen. I might have seen Lara there too, but I wasn't sure. I didn't see all the other people who were always telling me to go *coughcoughKRYSTINAcough*.

I also saw that chick who looks like Leane there. The one that I ALWAYS see on the skytrain.

They played some really good music there. A lot of it was by bands I have never listened to before. Ashlee got me to dance, even though I'm not into dancing that much (I'd think that watching me dance would be similar to watching a retarded kid who caught fire). It was still really fun, and Ash sure knows how to fucking dance.

Dylan said he didn't have too much fun though. I think him and Shawna did unsuccessfully try to start a mosh pit!! It didn't quite work :)

When it was all over, me and Ashlee were walking out the door, and some guy was like "don't you guys want to win any prizes?". So we came back and they called out numbers, and guess what? My ticket was number called!

HOLY SHIT BATMAN. I'VE NEVER EVER WON ANYTHING!!!

I won a kickass CD "The Sounds of Resurrection". Man was I happy. And glad I didn't fucking leave! The CD itself is fucking awesome. I think I'll go to Rez again, it was great. Even though me and Ashlee got some weird looks from people I think. Ah well!

After Rez me and Ashlee went to my house. We exchanged xmas presents, bugged people on Xbox Live!, and had lots of fun, as usual. She loved what I got her for xmas!! As always we stayed up well into the night... she left at around 4 am.

Well that was yesterday. Today I went to the Capilano suspension bridge, grouse mountain, and cypress mountain. It was really cold. I went to take some pictures, and a lot of them turned out awesome.

Wednesday, December 25, 2002

Merry christmas.
:)

If anyone out there has Xbox live, add me to your friends list. My username on there is SLURREY.

Tuesday, December 24, 2002

FIELD TRIP #43 - Mya's Party #4!!!



So yeah, yesterday was fucking crazy!!!

(I say that a lot, don't I? Looks like I live a crazy life)

It started off with me getting a taxi down to the Skytrain station. On the way there, I see some smoke, so I ask the Taxi driver to drive towards it. There was this house on fire. No firetrucks, nothing! A couple of people were just standing around watching it!!! What the fuck. So I stood around and watched it for a few minutes, while my taxi fare went up. Andyways I was running late, so I go down to the Skytrain station, and I saw Richelle there!!

Then I got Karyn, then picked up Nat, and went to Mya's house.

We had booze, I bought some of that delicious Sheridan's stuff, and Mya and Natalie each had their own Mickey or Smirnoff. Pat was there, and he had a couple of beers.

Now, everytime we go drink at Mya's house, somebody ends up spending some quality time with her toilet. The last couple of times it was Pat, but by now he had learned his lesson. This time around, Karyn got TOTALLY FUCKED UP!! She had that entire mickey of Smirnoff in under an hour, and for a while, she was happily bouncing around all over the place... then suddenly, she puked on me.

Gee thanks Karyn, I appreciate that! :P

So I give her the nachos bucket to puke in (it was crazy, Karyn's puke was the same color as Mya's nachos... purple!), and I go wash my friggin jacket! Karyn ends up in Mya's bathroom, replacing Pat as Mya's official party toilet hugger. The rest of the night was spent taking care of Karyn, taking funny pictures of her, listening to her make funny noises, and still partying to a somewhat lesser extent. Fun fun!

Karyn kept on screaming to be taken to the hospital. :P

At around 9:30 we left. and Karyn ended up getting picked up by her mom. OUCH. :P

Mya's little shindig was excellent (for the most part). Had lots of fun and I'm sure Karyn will never forget her first "getting wasted" experience!
"Matsushita, Ricoh and Osaka University announced they are developing a new optical disc media which will have a capacity of 1.5 terabytes, which 300 times the capacity of a standard DVD, and can store up to 300 DVD movies on a single disc. They are aiming to put the new media in practical use by 2010."


Great, then I'll have somewhere to store all my goat porn that I will have accumulated by then.

Sunday, December 22, 2002

FIELD TRIP #42 - Winter Gardens



Not much pics here, but there's a few great ones in there!!!

Windows XP just asked me if I wanted to enable "sticky keys". No thanks Bill, my keyboard is sticky enough already.
:-T
Note: Do not eat lots of oreo cookies before a night of drinkimg. It will make your puke look like tar :)~

Saturday, December 21, 2002

I went to see Lord of The Rings on thursday. Great movie!!
The Terminator 3 trailer shown at the beginning cause some jizz to end up in someone's hair that was sitting in front of me. Hey, I 'm not saying it was mine! I've already watched the trailer 2761 times!!! But man, it looks so much better on the big screen than in a little quicktime window. Shit I'm looking forward to this movie so badly, 6 months will never feel so damn long again!

Yesterday we went to the winter gardens, it was fun. It was me, my old highschool buddy reynold (who I hadn't seen for 4 years), Brendan, Susan, and a bunch of Susan's friends whose names have escaped me (I'm bad with names). It was also REALLY FAWKIN COLD!!! I went to wrap my hands around some christmas lights to keep warm, and I was like what the fuck, these things don't give off any heat. Then the promotional lady there wtarted telling everyone about these new xmas lights made from LED's, that don't produce heat, look a lot nicer, and last a lot longer than regular christmas lights. Hey, I already paid $5 to get into this place, I don't want people telling me to buy more shit!

(... I want to find out where they sell those lights... they look trippy)

The Winter Gardens were rather fun. I was nearly frozen, but I did end up saying an original MiKE quote: "It's so cold out here I could piss an icicle!!". That was funny. Then when we went inside I almost spouted off another quote, but decided not to: "ah that feels nice. My balls feel like two ice cubes dropped in a warm drink.". Then we went downtown, where we got some awesome cheap pizza!! Mmmm how could such tasty pizza be so cheap? I think I bit into a cockroach but hey, it was yummy pizza anyways. Maybe I was just REALLY hungry at the time.

We met up with Richelle and Kim and went to Maryanna's highrise apartment for a christmas party. What a view she has. I've never drinken straight tequila before, so when I had my first shot of the stuff I nearly sprayed it all over the place! It was an appropriate time to quote Ralph Wiggum "It tastes like burning!". Good times.

I want a pet porcupine. Somehow I don't think I'll be petting it much though. But you know the Confucious saying... "man who fuck porcupine... fells horny all day!".

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS.

I got a record 221 hits yesterday. A lot of them were from a Terminator message board where I posted that I would put the T3 preview clip on my site. Wow, this is the first time my site has broken the 200 mark since the good ole days of me talking about stuff like having sex with a burning phonebook.
There is a stalactite of jizm hanging off my ceiling.

"Why?" you may be asking (if you haven't closed your browser in disgust).

The Terminator 3 trailer is out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have watched it 10 times straight, making a mess in my pants each time!!!!!!!! But anyways, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL READING ABOUT ME JIZZING MYSELF... WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING THE TRAILER AND JIZZING YOURSELF INSTEAD?!?!

Looks like Terminator 3 is going to be a pyromaniac's wet dream! Barely a scene flashes by that doesn't involve something blowing up. No wonder this movie cost $130 million to film. I can't wait till it comes out.... 6 more months!!!!!!!!!!!!

The evil terminator in this new movie is called the T-X. And it is a chick. She is more powerful than any other terminators (she shoots lasers from her boobies), and her really tight clothes cause her victims to be unable to escape because they're too busy drooling at her.

I perma-linked swagged cause well, my ass is fairly sore. And no it's not because I've been sticking random vibrating objects in there (anyone seen my cell phone?). It's because that site KICKS ASS.

Oh and for any little kids out there reading this (apparently your parents don't give half a shit about the content you're exposed to), or any pedophiles reading this site (hopefully none), you might want to check out this site.

Monday, December 16, 2002

UPDATES:

My tummy hurts
I have a GREAT boyfriend... his name is tom, AND he has flesh
I bought a new bra
My x-mas shopping is ALMOST done
We dont have our tree yet
I have to pee
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
..... um....... I ate meatballs today! =D
Terminator 3 trailer footage from Entertainment Tonight (4.24 MB DiVX)

Right-click and choose save-as. Do not link directly to this file, the file name will change often.

The result of me seeing this caused another splatter of jizz on my ceiling. Terminator 3 looks like it's going to be an awesome fucking movie.

One thing that bothered me though... did anyone else notice how slow Arnold was talking in the trailer footage? Him saying "John Conner" and "It is time" sounded like his new terminator character is megehertz-challenged. Well it's been 10 year's since Arnold has played a terminator. I guess they just don't build 'em like they used to!

Sunday, December 15, 2002

I've noticed that I've been getting a lot of traffic from the website Swank.ca. It's a pretty awesome site, they might be local too, I haven't had the time to completely look through it. I shall perma-link them soon though.

Play around with this for a while.

I tried to stick a couch in my room today, and only after I moved all the crap in my room did I realize that the couch would not fit at all. Then I had to take the couch back out of my room, and put everything back together. This feel-good post is brought to you by MiKE's retardedness. "Whenever you feel fucking stupid, just be thankful that you aren't me."
There's a huge wad of jizz on my ceiling. Don't blame me, blame the porn.

Every time I look at the jizz wad, it seems to be drooping more and more towards the floor. Someday I'm not going to be paying attention, and walk right into it... and BAF!! Jizz in the eye!

This weekend was pretty nice. I re-arranged my room, only to re-arrange it back into its original form again, I went to drink with the pheends guys, but didn't drink a single thing cause I drove there, and later I spent almost 3 hours with Ashlee in her hot tub, in the middle of the night in the pouring rain. I also rocked out to Duran Duran, but I didn't have a can of spam to eat out of. My life is so interesting.

I think I will grow an afro. Then I can store personal belongings in it. Like condoms. Then a girl will say to me, "hey, nice fro", and I'll pull out a condom from it, and she'll be all impressed and everything, and we'll proceed to fuck in some back alley... without using the condom.

For all you parents out there reading this (why the fuck are you reading this anyways?), here's how to tell if your son is looking at pornographic material on the internet. Take the computer keyboard and hold it upside down. If jizz pours out, you know what he's been doing. You might want to get a new keyboard too.

Christmas time is coming up, and in surrey... you know what that means. Ho, ho, and more ho's! It's that time of the year when there's lots of white stuff on the ground... but it sure as fuck isn't snow. While I kids from other places get candy and stuff in their stocking, little surrey girls get jizz in theirs. Don't leave cookies and milk for santa clause when he visits your surrey household.. leave him a prostitute or two.

Mya has a new layout up. It doesn't feature a cute fuckable anime girl this time... it features some butch army chick that will rip your dick off and beat the fuck out of you with it if you try to touch her. Other than that, her new layout looks very nice.

Well, you people asked for more ole-skool slurrey posts, and this is about as old-skool as you can get.

Friday, December 13, 2002

During my lunch break at work yesterday, I was eating a sandwich, and I bit the inside of my cheek REALLY hard. The guy sitting next to me thought I had cracked my jaw or something by the sound of it.

I was like "OWWWW SHIT CUNT PISS-INHALING MOTHERFUCKING FLAMING NADHAIR FUCK FUCK!!!!" except I couldn't say it out loud because my mouth was in a lot of pain. When I bit on my cheek, my teeth actually went right through and pierced it, making 2 large bleeding holes in my mouth. I did manage to eat the rest of my lunch, unsurprisingly it tasted a lot like blood.

Sunday, December 08, 2002

People have been telling me I've lost my "rantyness" lately. All I've been talking about is things that happen in my personal life that no one gives a low-flying fuck about. I need to start talking more about stupid shit again!

I added a new section to this website. Look to your left, and you might just see it. It's a collection of my best quotes I've said in the past on this page, and there's a lot of them. Some of them will make you laugh, some of them will make you cry, and the rest will make you quickly close your browser in disgust.



:-)
Mya's party on friday was great. Even if most of the people who said they were coming didn't come! It was just me, Mya, Pat, and Karyn, and then we picked up some guy at the skytrain station that Karyn met off TUG. As usual, Pat got REALLY wasted, and it wasn't even 6 pm yet. We got pizza, and by the time the pizza got here, Pat was in the bathroom hugging the toilet.

We ate pizza wondering what Pat was doing in there (we didn't know at the time), but no one would go look because we thought he might have been jerking it or something. Hahaha but then we heard an "UURRLAAARRFFF", and it was pretty obvious that Pat was doing what he usually does at Mya's parties.

Then we went out in the bushes by Mya's place and she took trippy pictures, and I also got to swing on a swing (does that sound right?).
Mya's party was great! Pictures are here:

FIELD TRIP #41 - MYA's PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Last night me, Ashlee, and Angela celebrated Angela's 18th birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELA!!!). How? By getting fucked! First we went to Boston Pizza, and we split a hugeass pepperoni pizza. Ashlee spilled ice cubed all over the place, and I took one and threw it down her shirt. Wow my aim is good. We got the booze, went to my house, turned on the live cam, and started drinking. Ange drank a lot, but she didn't get drunk enough to be falling on the floor. After 2 Mike's hards, Ashlee was also well boozed up! It was funny. We ended up doing a lot of crazy things, and if you weren't watching the webcam you missed out. It really all was a blur, so the webcam pics tell the story.

We were gonna go get ice cream, but that never ended up happening, I can't remember why. I drove Ashlee and Angela home. I dropped Ange off, and then we drove by Ashlee's house, and her parents were still up!! At like 1:30 am!! She didn't want to go home in her current state of non-soberness, so we drove around for a bit. Then we stopped at the bear creek parking lot, and hung out there for about an hour for her to sober up a bit. We talked about lots of funny stuff, and played a game where we flipped through the radio stations and guessed what song was playing. Who ever guessed first won. She totally kicked my ass, I guessed 3 and she guessed like 10 or something. We watched drug deals take place. Ok they didn't actually take place, but we pretended they were drug deals.

We did take a lot of digital camera pics last night, but most of them didn't turn out too awesome. It's like... the more you drink, the weirder the pictures you take are. :Q

Friday, December 06, 2002

Hey hey hey!!! We are having a field trip at Mya's right now, and we're LIVE ON HER CAM!!!

So click on this image to see us live!

Wednesday, December 04, 2002

I was going through old text saved on my comp, and i came across this convo with someone who just poped up and started talking shit about lindsay. THEN, somehow we found his number, and called him during the convo, and he didnt talk to us again. HA, that will show him! (I luv Larissa being him, and Wow being Lindsay) I blanked out names and numbers, if you want them, just ask. This kid makes no sense through out the WHOLE convo

************************************************************
* (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) - 04/14/02 00:09:25 **
************************************************************

[00:09] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: fat fuk
[00:09] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: (y)
[00:09] Wow(y) says: waht
[00:09] Wow(y) says: (Y)
[00:10] Wow(y) says: your coool..... oh lets go on msn today and call some one i dont even know a fat fuk
[00:10] Wow(y) says: you know your cool when (Y)
[00:11] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ur lindsay from maple ridge
[00:11] Wow(y) says: yes i am
[00:11] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: and ur fat and u hav pink hair
[00:11] Wow(y) says: how did you know htat?
[00:11] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: im psycic
[00:11] Wow(y) says: ok....
[00:12] Wow(y) says: more like psycho... but anyways
[00:12] Wow(y) says: i think you should go now
[00:12] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: and u got eatin out by a guy named ***
[00:12] Wow(y) says: ewww sick
[00:12] Wow(y) says: how did you know that?
[00:12] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: and now hes bysexual
[00:13] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i told u im psycic
[00:13] Wow(y) says: no your not....
[00:13] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: yupp
[00:13] Wow(y) says: he was always a bi sexual
[00:13] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ya
[00:13] Wow(y) says: that was a long time ago
[00:13] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: and it was ur....ummmm.....
[00:13] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: first kiss
[00:13] Wow(y) says: ***? no
[00:14] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ya
[00:14] Wow(y) says: no....
[00:14] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ya
[00:14] Wow(y) says: far frum it
[00:14] Wow(y) says: im glad he wasnt my first kiss omg....
[00:14] Wow(y) says: hes bad at it
[00:15] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: hmmm.... but im sensing..... u like being eatin out cause it felt good and itz all u will ever get
[00:15] Wow(y) says: yeah... it is the only thing i get...... rite
[00:15] Wow(y) says: your obviously not psyhcic....
[00:15] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: yupp
[00:15] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ya i am
[00:15] Wow(y) says: cause if you were you would know alot more then that....
[00:16] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ru????:s
[00:16] Wow(y) says: that happend a long time a go....
[00:16] Wow(y) says: am i what?
[00:16] Wow(y) says: so much more has happend since then ill tell you that
[00:16] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i know
[00:16] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i am psycic
[00:16] Wow(y) says: you do eh
[00:16] Wow(y) says: ok then what happened
[00:16] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: u ate lotz
[00:17] Wow(y) says: lol ppl eat homo
[00:17] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i know
[00:17] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i am psycic
[00:17] Wow(y) says: no your a loser
[00:17] Wow(y) says: tell me somthing i dont know
[00:17] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: like.....
[00:18] Wow(y) says: like what has happend since ***
[00:18] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: u ate!
[00:18] Wow(y) says: no im not talking about the obvious
[00:18] Wow(y) says: omg im pshycic.... you ate since ***
[00:20] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: ne thing else will cost ya some kake
[00:20] Wow(y) says: no its cause you dont know....
[00:20] Wow(y) says: do you know ***?
[00:20] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: or i sense that ur broke and im not free
[00:21] Wow(y) says: well who are you?
[00:21] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i am psycic
[00:21] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: i know
[00:21] Wow(y) says: but you dont, you only know what happened w/ ***
[00:21] Wow(y) says: fuck, tell me who you are
[00:22] Wow(y) says: you wanna play phycic?
[00:22] Wow(y) says: is your name zack
[00:22] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: noooo
[00:23] Wow(y) says: then what is your name?
[00:23] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: startz wit a p
[00:23] Wow(y) says: no
[00:23] Wow(y) says: its zack
[00:23] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: no
[00:23] Wow(y) says: and your # is 604591****
[00:23] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: zack startz wit a z
[00:23] (l)I LuV LaRiSsA!!!!!!!!(l):$(f)(k) says: not a p
[00:24] Wow(y) says: 604591***, is this your #
(THEN WE CALLED HIM)
[00:26] Wow(y) says: homo
[00:26] Wow(y) says: your a loser
[00:26] Wow(y) says: omg
[00:27] Wow(y) says: you sound like your 12 how can you be 21 god your a loser
[00:27] Wow(y) says: omg
I have a blog site now! Yay, props go out to Mya who helped out!

http://thepatmeister.blogspot.com

Check it out! Its kinda empty and lame right now, but maybe I'll start updating often.
'Twas the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last-minute knowledge.

Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
Danced in their heads.

Out in the taverns,
A few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
Would loosen their thinking.

In my own room,
I had been pacing,
And dreading exams
I soon would be facing.

My roommate was speechless,
His nose in his book,
And my comments to him
Drew unfriendly looks.

I drained all the coffee,
And brewed a new pot,
No longer caring
That my nerves were shot.

I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were all muddy;
My eyes went a blur,
And I just couldn't study.

"Some pizza might help,"
I said with a shiver,
But each place I called
Refused to deliver.

I'd nearly concluded
That life was too cruel,
With futures depending
On grades earned in school.

When all of a sudden
Our door opened wide
And Patron Saint "Put-It-Off"
Ambled inside.

His spirit was careless,
His manner was mellow,
But summoning effort
He started to bellow:

"What kind of student
Would make such a fuss
To toss back at teachers
What they toss at us?

On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wingit and Slingit,
And Last-Minute Crams!"

His message delivered,
He vanished from sight,
But we heard him laughing
Outside in the night:

"Your teachers have pegged you,
So just do your best...
Happy Finals to All,
And to All, a good test


Good luck guys, you'll all do fine!

Monday, December 02, 2002

I could stare at this for the rest of my life.
I don't know how someone managaged to steal content from my content-less previous post. Good work Mya!

I got an Xbox. I only have to buy 2 more, duct-tape them all together, and I'll have an XXXbox. I don't have any Xbox games, so the thing is pretty useless just sitting there. It doesn't even play DVD's, for that to work I have to go out and buy a $60 remote! At least it plays CD's though. That's about as useful as my PS2 being able to play records. Gee... who the hell uses CD's anymore?

I'm getting off topic. I rented a game for the Xbox, just to make sure my Xbox worked. Unreal Championship is an addictive game. It utilises the Xbox's advanced graphics capabilities to make sure blood splatters in a nicely rendered 3D pattern when you shoot a rocket at someone. It's nice to know technology is being used in such wonderful ways.

I though that Slurrey needed a lot more hits. I'll just do what Mike does, use a lot of keywords in my posts, that people search for in google. I'll do that right now.

"On the way home from school I saw Avril Lavigne without makeup, getting rammed up the ass by nude Christina Aguilera with a strap-on. Out of nowhere naked Britney Spears XXX whips out her enlarged penis and starts hitting a wet asian schoolgirl pornstar in the head, but a horny drunk driver rams Britney Spears in the ASS with his hot rod. One of Britney Spear's implants landed my my feet, and I happily kicked it all the way home, while wondering it all the bestiality incest rape porn I was downloading was finished."

Hey, if that doesn't increase my site's hits, nothing will.... well, unless more people link me! I noticed that this girl (excuse the pun) linked me. Thanks! And if anyone with a site is reading this right now, LINK ME!!! If you do, Skeef will give you a free blowjob!

Skeef: "Fuck off no I won't. Nigger!".