Avril Lavigne's Chop Suey cover will not exit my head. I cannot wipe that horrible piece of horribleness from my memory. I might as well go hire an exorcist and see if he can exorcise that musical atrocity out of my brain. Fuck Avril, keep your sickness away from other people's songs! I hope no other good songs get "Avrilfied" like that. What a tragedy.
Britney Spears is now fucking Fred Durst up the ass with her giant throbbing penis, after she found out how "limp" his "bizkit" is. Freddy got Fingered. Eww. I know she dumped Justin Timberlake because he had a vagina... but fuck. Fred Durst isn't much higher up on the scale of manliness.
So yeah, I dunno who saw the new Matrix 2 & 3 superbowl ad, but man. That thing made me shoot a load that made a hole in the wall about the size of my head. When that commercial was played, you could feel the earth tremble as millions of americans creamed their pants at the same time. Holy shit that looked awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you imagine how many people are having sex at this very moment, while you are sitting here at the computer reading some dumb Surrey website? Does it not want to make you take action? Well then.... TURN OFF THE COMPUTER, GO OUT, AND FUCK SOMETHING!!!! Geez, I'm tired of people complaining about lacking the sex. If you live in surrey, you'll have a hard time crossing the street WITHOUT getting laid!! (and herpes too). Horny bastards.
I would like to say that "Just Me" has suffered a horrible freak-accident while sucking too much cock, and is no longer with us. Rest in
This weekend is going to kick ass.