Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Allright, punk show at the Java Joint Thursday!

Java Joint=Snackerz=place on King George about 2 blocks from Gateway station

Show starts at 7pm, 5 bucks to get in, I know atleast one of the bands playing rocks.

Anyone else going?

Sunday, February 23, 2003


I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me and that was my mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel

One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to
me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed life to
her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come
and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and instead went to the
front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, we are very happy and pleased,you have passed our little test.

We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the

Moral of the story:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Thanks to Val for sending that to me! ;)

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Sunday, February 16, 2003

FIELD TRIP #50 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mya's party kicked ass. I think the pictures tell a lot about what happened last night. I wrote a whole post about it on my livejournal, for those of you who read that.

Oh yeah, they tore down that burned house. Yeah, the same one that I've been in twice. They had it taped off with an Asbestos Warning tape.

Great, I'm gonna die of like 3 cancers at once... \m/

Saturday, February 15, 2003

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So tonight is Mya's party. Lots of people are going.... but the question is, "who will end up with their head in the toilet tonight?". Cause EVERY time Mya's had a party, someone would consume a wee bit too much alcomahol, and end up getting intimate with her toilet. It's really funny, but also sucks because there's nowhere else to piss.

So many people are going to the party tonight, I suspect that there may be multiple people around the porcelain altar. I'm almost willing to bet that Pat will be one of them.

Ah, last night was VD. And no, not "Venerial Disease" as most of you surrey people know a bit too much about.
It was Valentine's Day.

Normally I hate this day. But this year, holy shit did it rock!!! I had a date with a really cute, fun girl, and we did tons of stuff!! Stuff we did:

- Went to playdium (my $25 card lasted only 20 minutes with both of us using it! We played lots of cool games like Daytona and House Of The Dead 2)

- Went to my house and watched CKY4 (It kicked ass!!)

- I gave her a valentines day teddy bear I bought her!

- We went and saw the movie Daredevil. All those damn preteens who came into the theatre at the beginning of the movie screaming their little heads off, that was REALLY annoying. They came in a mob... as if a schoolbus parked right outside the theatre and let them loose. I swear there were at least 30 of them. And they came in from all sides of the theatre, so we got to hear their annoying chatter in surround sound. Fuck yay. It was pretty awesome though when some lady stood up and yelled at them to "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" and everyone started clapping! Oh yeah, did anyone else who saw that movie notive that there was a thunderstorm ALL THE TIME? I thought the setting was in new york, not Vancouver!!!

- After the movie I took her out to dinner. Wehere? Well since we both love pizza, Boston Pizza sounded like the place to go!

- We went back to my house and hung out there a bit!!

- Then I drove her to the skytrain station to drop her off.... but didn't only drop her off, I also went on the skytrain with her and kept her company on the way back to Joyce!


Oh yeah... I now have a girlfriend.

Thursday, February 13, 2003

1. Only in America ......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Makes me happy that I'm Canadian. Even though most of the above is true on this side of that big red line on the map too.

Monday, February 10, 2003

FIELD TRIP #49 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summary of my weekend:

Friday: I went to school, then at 2:45 I met Val at Joyce stn. We were gonna hang out for the day!! First thing we did was ride the seabus... just for fun!! We went to this marketplace, and they were selling lots of fish... I thought it smelled quite a lot like surrey. We hung out there for an hour, checking out stores and stuff! There was this one kids barbershop where the seats were airplanes and cars and stuff, that was CRAZY!!

North Van was fun. We took the seabus back and Val called her friend Jen to see where she was working so we could payher a visit. Unfortunately her cell phone was off. Sooo... we went to surrey!! We went to my house, where we watched funny videos, hooked up the PS2 and played FFX for a while (Hahaha Tidus runs funny), ordered some Panago pizza, and watched Austin Powers: Goldmember. I had a really great time!!! :D

Saturday: So at around 1:30 in the afternoon, I picked up Mark and we took the Skytrain to Braid Stn, and met Karyn and Rozie there. We waited around for an HOUR for Mya and Mike, and Karyn started getting REALLY pissed. She took all her anger out on my though, it was funny.

Oh man, I also saw Melissa at Braid Stn.... I was like "Melissa?" and I think she just gave me a funny look. So I just assumed she was a weird clone of Melissa, and I got scared cause it looked SO MUCH like her! Then I saw her jumping up and down and looking at me, and got even more freaked. Then yesterday I found out it REALLY WAS Melissa!! She didn't come up and say hi because she thought my friends looked intimidating. Riiiiiiiiight ;)

After waiting in the freezing cold for an hour, we gave up and took the bus to Tim Hortons, and I got my usual hot chocolate. Then we walked to Terry Fox school where we were supposed to see bands, and some reefer was smoked. Well uhhhh.... we got there early and sat down, and watched girls sing and dance. It was like a talent show or something. That sorta sucked. After an hour the actual bands came on, and the first band was... guess what! Made up of the girls who were singing during their talent show thing! Aaaah! Then another band also had the same people..... same people different band name? Geez. But yeah most of the bands really kicked ass.

Then Freebase came on, and by then almost everyone else had left the place, so there were only 33 of us left. Freebase fucking KICKS ASS. They are awesome, and Aidan was totally jumping around swinging that bass. I got a lot of pictures of the band, and Rozie was also taking pictures... she even got behind the stage and took some, and also snuck across the stage while they were playing and got a good shot of the drummer. I think she scared the shit out of him or something.

After that was over, we went outside where more reefer was shmoked, and then went to find some food. Did I mention it was fucking FREEZING out there? We went to some polish pizza joint, and had some really yummy but paper thin pizza there. That shit made me sick, because on sunday morning I relt really nauseous, and last night while on the phone with Val, I had to call her back so I could go throw up. I didn't throw up though, but still, I'm never eating pizza from there again. My stomach is still feeling kinda weird. (o_O)

After the pizza, we walked to some street corner and Karyn pointed us towards the direction of the bus stop, and left with Rozie. So me and Mark walked there in the freezing cold for a while, got to the bust stop, waited there for some more, took the bus to the bus loop, waited there some more, got on the bus to braid stn.....

On the bus I met a girl with cool hair who I used to talk to on ICQ like 4 years ago. Whoa! Me and Mark talked to her all the way home. That was cool! There was also some drunk guy that wouldn't stop talking to us. Yay?

So yeah that was my weekend!! It was good, now I got another looooong week of school ahead of me. Hopefully I'll survive that.

I am really looking forward to this friday.

Wednesday, February 05, 2003

Sunday, February 02, 2003


FIELD TRIP #47 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIELD TRIP #48 PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(OVER 300 PICS!!!!)

Last night was the crowned king concert.

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I take the skytrain and meet Val at Joyce station!! We take the skytrain to downtown, and wander around for a bit. We went to an awesome pawn shop, and also the Rock Shop!! We also got to see the bum with the penis enlargement sign!!

We were kinda late picking up Jen from work. On the way to her work there was this group of skateboarder guys riding on the sidewalk telling people to get out of the way. Kinda hard when the sidewalks were so crowded that there was nowhere to go.

We picked Jen up, and started walking towards Burrard skytrain station. On the way there she almost fell off the curb, and some old guy commented on her "dance moves".

We picked up Jess at the seabus place, she was kinda pissed that we were a tiny bit late! She's hilarious when she's mad!

We took the seabus to North Van. The city lights looked really cool!!!

After getting off the seabus, we took some bus to the Seylynn Hall. Some people who were going to the same concert as us got off, so we followed them! We didn't get that lost or anything, and took a shitload of pictures. I think by the time we got there we were sorta blind from all the flashing. Not to mention Jen's camera with the nuclear-powered flash tanned half my face!

It was really cold out, and we had to wait in line for a long time. I met Val's/Jen's/Jess's buddy Kayla aka girl-who-liked-to-touch-her-boobs-a-lot, she was pretty cool. Waiting in line was boring, so we went to the corner store nearby, but not before having to cross the most treacherous street I have ever crossed!! Cars just wouldn't stop coming, then another group of people walked out right onto the street and made the cars stopped, and we made it across without being hit several times.

There was a lot of porn in that store, and Val and Jen thought it would be funny if we all bought porn magazines and read them on the bus! We never ended up doing that though... how sad :(

I bought some beef jerky and an OLD pepsi. I guess I shoulda checked the expiry date of the jerky, it was probably older than I am. Great, now I'm gonna die of salmonella and herpes (don't ask me how you can catch herpes from eating a piece of jerky haha).

Waiting in line kinda sucked but it wasn't too bad, we passed the time really well! They finally let us in, and they said there we're no "in-outs". While my mind was in the gutter, everybody else groaned because that meant no one could go outside for a smoke break.

The hall quickly filled up with people, and we were all squished in the middle. At some point Kayla was tired or trying to get the white lint off her boobs (so THAT'S what she was doing!), so she took off her shirt and changed... RIGHT THERE!!! I shoulda taken a picture but she woulda probably kicked my ass :P

The first band that played was Haf-Wit, who I also saw play at Richelle's party. They were ok. Next band up was Surefire, and THEY KICKED ASS!!!

I saw Stacey, Carlie, Drew, and also Nikki, who I didn't recognize at first because of her new haircut!! Stacey made me skank, that was kinda awesome.

Finally Crowned King came on, and they rocked the place!!! It was great, there was MUCH crowd-surfing and stuff, and then my camera batteries ran out. Ah shit. Crowned King fucking KICKS ASS!!

It was so fucking hot and stuffy in that place though. I was so happy to get outta there by the time they were done! I could breathe again, and I could barely hear a thing.


After that we got on a bus to Joyce Stn, and the bus seat nearly swallowed Jen whole! When we got to Joyce, and went to subway. I think they traumatized the subway guy there for life, because he was chinese, and they asked him what a rickshaw is and he didn't know! After that we went to Joyce Stn, and saw that the last bus and skytrains were running until 1:30 - 2 am. So we decided to hang out for a little while longer!

Me, Val, and Jen decided to walk all the way up some huge hill to a school, while Jess stayed behind to catch the bus up there cause she was lazy! As we were climbing up that steep hill (I wish I had brought an oxygen tank with me), Jess passes by us in her bus, laughing! I don't think I've ever shaken my fist that hard ;)

At the school we went onto the field, and tried to find a way into the playground. After I tried unuccessfully chewing through the fence, we went alllllll the way around, only to fine another entrance right by where we were before!

We played on the playground for a while, then Jen had to go home, and I went to Domino's pizza, cause I had no other choice. Jess and Val came into Domino's, and while I was eating, they drew an AWESOME picture for them to put up on the wall. And they actually put it up!! We had a ton of laughs in there.... it rocked!

Then we went to the skytrain station, and waited for the last skytrain home. I gave Val and Jess the last of my Domino's pizza, said bye, and got on the skytrain!

Shit man, the skytrain was crazy. I think I was the only sober person on it! There was a chick puking in a bag, another drunk chick hitting on the skytrain officers, the officers hitting on her too, some drunk old man nearly molesting a chick, some drunk indian talking to the drunk old man and they were laughing REALLY loud.

I had so much fun last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Val is such a cool girl and fun to hang out with :)
Hopefully we'll do something again soon :D