Friday, May 30, 2003

MiKE; change my link (http://rawwwk.expunk.com) and put it up toward the top because well you love me. Change the damn poll too you bastardly fuck.

I'm bitchy today. Angry even. My dumbass mother told me to sit in the sun for AN HOUR when I said half an hour would be fine. Well, I'm fucking BURNT. To a mother fucking CRISP. THANKS MOMMY. $#%&@(&$#@%#$ Thats the last time I do anything my mother tells me to do. That and both today and tomorrow I'm supposed to go out to Coquitlam and I look like a fucking tomato. YAY FOR REDNESS! Stupid bleeding anus cloud. FLYING PIG SQUID.

I need to sleep.

Monday, May 26, 2003

It's been a rough fucking week, but I survived finals.

Funny how on finals week, everything goes to shit... first I get really sick, making it harder to study, then when I get better and I have one final left, the power at my house goes out for a few hours. I probably did ok on my finals, there's one course I most likely failed... JAVA. Hah. Anyways it was a really stressful fucked up week but I'm so glad it's over.... SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!!! WOO HOO and shit!

On friday Val came to BCIT and we met up after my last exam, and whoa... she got a haircut and put red streaks in and it looks FUCKING hot. We went to the mall and then hung out the rest of the day at my house and got pizza and stuff, it was rad as usual! I sure missed her :-) Too bad her damn work is giving her sooooo many hours! Figures eh, as soon as I finish school, work has her there for full time! @*#&@_$ :P

Yesterday I re-aranged my room somewhat, but it didn't work out so I had to re-arrange it back again. Then I moved some stuff and it looks better. Blah. Then Ashlee called me (she's back from the island early) and came over for a couple of hours. Then she left and I met up with Mya, Karyn, and Natalie at gateway stn. We hung out all over whalley and I got booze for them and they got drunk and started kissing each other, and naturally I just whipped out the camera and took pictures. They can be seen here:

FIELD TRIP 58 PICS: GIRLS KISSING!!!!!!!

Saturday, May 24, 2003

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

�:: Vas Deferens :: vtf. says:
i gave you sars :{

Monday, May 19, 2003

ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME THIS ASSRAPING SACK OF PISS FUCKING WORKED. You see? This is why I HATE blogger. It just makes me so angry. Almost as angry as the brown kid down the way. Damn lippy little shit. I have nothing to say because well, I'm Karyn and I'm fuckin' retarded. I would plug my site since MiKE is a faggot and hasn't changed my link in about 6 months, and he's got me linked WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY down there with all the weirdos who like to stick their hands in my pants; so I think maybe I should get linked toward the top where I won't get violated eh? EH!? Whateva.

�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
POST ON SLURREY
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
WHATS MY PASSWORD JIGGA?
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
fuuuck my headache will NEVER go away!
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
i dunno :\
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
go get your eyes checked
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
i'd post on surrey if i had a mother fuckin passowrd
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
PASSWORD EVEN
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
it's not greymatter FOO
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
I KNOW ASSHOLE
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
blogger
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
you have to INVITE me to use blogger asswiping sack of piss
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
login
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
YOU BUYER OF MICROSOFT PRODUCT!
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
*DIES*
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
lmao
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
asswiping sack of piss. im a genius
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
invite my pinkins0mnia@hotmail.com account to use your slurrey hooker slimetrail blogger.
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
there ass-hat
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
ASS
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
HAT
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
*waiting for the email*
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
FUCK
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
WHAT?
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
did your dumb ass fuck it up AGAIN
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
blogger is being a sheep with a violated asshole
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
there
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
LMAO!
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
me am going to teh bed0r now
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
ok fag
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
ttyl
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
cya
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
IT FUCKED UP
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
WTFING FUCK
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
WAKE UP
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
WAKE UP YOU SACK OF PISS AND FIX THIS SHIT
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
FUCK YOUUUUUU
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
what's wrong?
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
success
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
ok send the invite again
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
cuz its fuckin up because i had to sign up for a new accoutn?
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
UHHH NO
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
and it fucked up like the OJ SIMPSON trial
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
you are re-todd-did
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
NO; BLOGGER IS
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
c'mon yu know you love me
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
there
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
?
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
there what?
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
THERE!
�\m/ (>_<) o O (Are your man-tits quivering in rage? THUNDER!!!!! ) says:
i sent it you freakass
kiki lee ... double <3 RHYMING ... take a chance on me says:
yea i just got it fuckface

Oh man; the love we share... We should pass it off as Tourettes or some shit. FAG!

Saturday, May 17, 2003

Sometimes I feel the urge to SLAP THE KEYBOARD WITH MY DICK. Anyone ever feel that urge? Like seriously, when the fans in the computer start making weird groaning noises, and everyone thinks that the stupid fucking box in the corner of my room is in heat, it tends to get rather annoying. There are times when I wake up in the middle of the night to the noise of NRRRR NRRRNNNRN RRRRrrrrrrRRRR (sputter sputter clunk clunk).

My computer makes a lot of noise. I make even more noise telling it to "SHUT THE FUCK UP". It continues making that stupid noise...... I get up, whip out my dick, and piss on the fucker. As the piss hits the fan, it sprays all over the inside of the computer like a water sprinkler, causing sparks to fly and piss to land all over me. In a rage, I pick it up and bodyslam it on the floor, then defecate right on the CPU (I'd hope that the fans stopped spinning by now). VICTOLY!

Ok maybe that didn't happen, but I wish I could somehow shut it up. It's doing it right now actually... FUCKING QUIT MAKING NOISE YOU KNOB-GOBBLING CUM BUBBLE!!!

The only solution it seems, it to get new fans. Their "ball bearings" have gone to shit. At a cost of $10 for the big black ones, and $50 for the cpu one, and I'll probably have to get a new power supply since thee fan in that is nearly gon. Total will probably be over $150 bucks. Suddenly, the thought of fucking my computer in the ASS instead seems a lot more feasible.

If anyone has any spare fans sitting arouns, GIVE THEM TO ME!!!
I updated the ever-so-popular quotes page.
Enjoy!
These days when you are talking to someone on the internet, you can't really see their emotions. The most common way to tell if they are laughing is when they say "lol". But there are varying degrees and variations of "lol", so I am going to list them here for everyone's benefit! Yes I'm so nice.

"lol" - Usually when someone sends this, he or she is most likely not laughing at all, but usually sends it as a response to something that could have been funny, or as just a typical response to anything. Usually saying something like "There is a meat product in my pants and I want to put it in your buns and squirt a dairy product on your face" will either generate a "lol" response or being blocked/ignored.

"LOL" - Spelled in the same way as lol but with capitalised letters, the person who typed that out thought that something was funny, and probably even managed a chuckle or two.

"LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Same as above, except since the person felt the need to add a few more exclamation marks after it, it can be presumed that they laughed a little.

"LMAO" - It stands for "Laughing My Ass Off" but it ranks about the same as a LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

"ROFLMAO" - Do not be fooled by this one, the person is not really rolling on the floor laughing their ass off, or they would not have been able to type that response. The person must have laughed quite a bit though, because ROFLMAO is a longword to type and most people don't really feel like typing such a word unless they are in the mood for it.

"LOL LOL LOL ROFLMFAO ROOOOOOFLE LMA LAOOLMAO LOL HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ROFLMROFLMAROTODOFKWEKWir e3nr4 u3joj32r3@^$@*&$#(* *(#(*#&$# #& *#&* &$)(#*&$) C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - This person is obviously not laughing, but having a seizure or something. It is recommended that the person recieve medical help immediately.

Thursday, May 15, 2003

Lack of creativity has forced me to use an old rant of mine. Since I don't drive yet, I rely on public transportation which is the inspiration for this post.


Transit & Common Sense (a contradiction?)


Learn how to sit properly in a seat. Don't use the back of other seats as foot rests, especially if someone is sitting there. If you kick me in the head, I will kick you in the head.


The hand rails and hand holds are not to be used to practice your gymnastics. If you have serious issues with keeping still, then there's a drug called Ritalin that may be useful. Take it.


Just because It's raining doesn't give you the excuse to "rest" your umbrella in an empty seat beside you.


Pulling the "next stop" cord numerous times will not win you a prize.


Bus stops are usually recognizable as a blue wooden pole with "BUS STOP" at the top. Sometimes they are accompanied by a bench. Bus stops are NOT: No Parking signs, curbs before busy intersections or trees. Don't try to get off the bus at these locations since you'll waste everyone's time and end up looking like an idiot.


The doors will not magically open. You need to press the bar on the door, or step down on the steps.


On a mostly empty bus, don't stand near the back doors then complain when people have to squeeze past you to get off the bus. Moving your lazy ass to a seat will make everyone's life easier.


It's common curtesy if you're sitting in a seat near the aisle, to get up when the person next to you needs to get off the bus instead of just swinging your legs out of the way. You're still in the way, so don't complain if the person has a backpack and it smacks you in the face.


A note for bus drivers :


The brakes are not going to run away. Jamming your foot down on them every 10 seconds to make sure that they're still there will make the passengers angsty.


If a person is holding objects that appear to be books and is wearing a backpack, chances are they are a student. You do not need to ask them for proof of this, especially if the bus you are driving is en route to a college. The tired, starving and generally pissed off look in their eyes should be all the proof you need.
I just watched the Matrix Reloaded!!!
Man, it's crazy, once I think I've figured out the movie, I remember another part that totally throws things around again!
Multiple viewings? I think so.

As for the movie itself.... let's just say that for every event that happened in that movie, 3 events happened in my pants.

Tuesday, May 13, 2003

FIELD TRIP #57!!!!!

The weekend was pretty rad!

Eric had a party on friday, so I met up with Mark and went there. It was really fun, I drank a lot and played the drums and there were lots of crazy people there. That night only 2 or 3 chicks showed up, so total sausage party, but it still rocked.

On saturday I met up with Val and Jessie at 3, and then we went to get warped tour tickets. The traffic was really bad so we had to turn around and pick Karyn up. We went Pat's birthday party, after getting lost trying to find his house. We hung out there for a while, got booze, drank a bit. Then we headed off to Eric's second party, and that was wicked!! People showed up and stuff, and I saw Mike Anderson for the first time in like 3 years, and Jen Knowles and also Eric V and Sara showed up too but I didn't have the money I owed him.

I got really wasted and I don't remember much of what happened. I think I TRIED to play drums, got pizza, and I'm still covered in scrapes and bruises that night. That indicates that the party was THAT damn good.

Tomorrow is me and Val's 3 month anniversary. How are we going to celebrate it? By going and seeing THE MATRIX RELOADED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're both extreme matrix fans so I got us advence tickets for tomorrow! It's gonna be fuckin rad! :D

Oh yeah, Vuv made me an awesome fansign! <3>

Monday, May 05, 2003

�:: she - prime assinator :: says:
"�itisi nai poroja!"

�:: she - prime assinator :: says:
"Your mother copulates with reindeer"

�:: she - prime assinator :: says:
its a finnish insult :D
Gotta love how it was sunny all last week, and as soon as the weekend came the weather turned to shit, and now on monday it's sunny again!
*middle finger to the sky*

This morning's accounting class was rather interesting. I got in a few minutes early, sat down on the computer.

Suddenly some nasty chick is bitching about how slow the computers are at logging in today, and she starts BEATING ON THE KEYBOARD!! Some guy sitting next to her tells her to calm down, and I couldn't hear much except her saying:

"Why are you talking to me? Do I know you?"
"Yeah I paid for this computer, I've probably been going here longer than you"

Man what a cunt! Then she said something to the guy that really pissed me off, "You're from vancouver and you're calling ME a loser?".

At that point it took all I had to not get up and kick her head through the computer screen. I dunno where that bitch was from, with her little weird hat/turban thing on her head and her coke-bottle glasses, but who the fuck does she think she is dissing anyone from vancouver like that? Dumb bitch. If you don't like it, go back to your third world country.

That wasn't the end of it though, later when the rest of my classmates came in and were patiently waiting for the people from the previous class to get off the computers so they can use them, that cunt was like "You know.... words? The things you learned in elementary school? Why don't you use them?".

Ummm.... yeah, I thought about using a few four-letter words to tell her to shut that disgusting hole in her face, preferably by inserting a giant black c0ck into it. Then as she's getting off her computer she's mumbling more stupid shit. What a fucking sow.

Sunday, May 04, 2003

FRIDAY NIGHT ME MYA NAT AND KARYN HUNG OUT AT SOME RANDOM SCHOOL PLAYGROUND IN SURREY AND I BURNT THINGS AND THEN WE GOT KICKED OUT SO WE SAT ON THE STREET AND MET NEW DRUNK PEOPLE AND BURNT MORE THINGS AND IT WAS FUN FUN FUN!!@

FIELD TRIP #56!!!!!
�\m/ (>_<) o O (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't) says:
there was this flying squirrel

\m/ (>_<) o O (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't) says:
at the zoo

\m/ (>_<) o O (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't) says:
with a GIANT penis

\m/ (>_<) o O (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't) says:
it was sitting on a treebranch eating nuts, with it's long shlong swinging in the breeze

\m/ (>_<) o O (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't) says:
suddenly, its eyes turned a fiery red

\m/ (>_<) o O (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't) says:
and it flew through the cage, and towards me

\m/ (>_<) o O (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't) says:
and it's penis smacked me in the head

\m/ (>_<) o O (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't) says:
and I woke up

Friday, May 02, 2003

YOU HAVE TO READ THIS!!!!!!!
Stolen from Aidan's site:

Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*

Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Thursday, May 01, 2003

this morning mike said to me


"wake up mya "


IT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHHAWHAHWHAHWAHWHAHW!@#(#$*()@&$@)(*~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111389214333
On this date, 18 years ago, The Patmeister was born.

And no one has lived an annoyance free life since!

Yup, today, I am of legal majority, I can buy porn, go fight and die for my country, kill for my country, vote federaly, but no no no, I cant get into that alcyhol, there's no way I could be responsible enough for that! I mean, killing is one thing, DRINKING that's a whole new ball game.

Oh well, having fun listening to The Clash, and Cheap Trick.
Eat s0me A55: i LOVE your site
I am Slurrey Guy: thanks
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Eat s0me A55: ITS SO KEWL
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Eat s0me A55: this is mike right?
I am Slurrey Guy: uh, thanks?
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Eat s0me A55: omgomgomgomg
Eat s0me A55: you're soooooooooooooooo cool
Eat s0me A55: omg
Eat s0me A55: how old are you?
I am Slurrey Guy: 20
Eat s0me A55: :-(
I am Slurrey Guy: I like being 20
Eat s0me A55: my names alisa :-)
I am Slurrey Guy: my name's mike, but you already knew that
Eat s0me A55: YEAH!
Eat s0me A55: !
Eat s0me A55: im 14 :-D!
I am Slurrey Guy: good work
Eat s0me A55: wanna see a pic?
Eat s0me A55 wants to directly connect.
Eat s0me A55 is now directly connected.
I am Slurrey Guy: hmmmm
Eat s0me A55: im looking :-):-):-):-):-):-)
Eat s0me A55:

I am Slurrey Guy: hahahahaha
Eat s0me A55: am i THAT BAD jeez :-P
I am Slurrey Guy: I've seen that picture before
Eat s0me A55: wow!!!
Eat s0me A55: WERID
Eat s0me A55: #$^
I am Slurrey Guy: yup
Eat s0me A55: you think im pretty?
I am Slurrey Guy: sure why not
Eat s0me A55: im bored
I am Slurrey Guy: me too
Eat s0me A55: wanna cyber?
I am Slurrey Guy: of course not
Eat s0me A55: WHY NOT
Eat s0me A55: YOU FUCK
Eat s0me A55: YOU THINK IM UGLY :'(
I am Slurrey Guy: i have a girlfriend
I am Slurrey Guy: and cybering is for losers
Eat s0me A55: yeah thats not what you said last night hot cheaks
Eat s0me A55: >:D
I am Slurrey Guy: riiiiight
Eat s0me A55: i live in victoria
Eat s0me A55: maybe
Eat s0me A55: one day i could come c u? :-[
I am Slurrey Guy: no thanks
Eat s0me A55: why?!
Eat s0me A55: fuck you then
Eat s0me A55: i could find you myself
Eat s0me A55: through a program
Eat s0me A55: then ill find you and kiss you lots
Eat s0me A55: omgomg
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Eat s0me A55: hehhehe kewlies :-D that b to rolen
I am Slurrey Guy: are you on drugs
I am Slurrey Guy: or heavy medication?
Eat s0me A55: im on vitemen M
Eat s0me A55: what ever happened to thoyghs girl on ur s1t3?
Eat s0me A55: the cam ones
I am Slurrey Guy: check the local cams page
Eat s0me A55: why arnt they on the main page anymore
Eat s0me A55: that made me happy that you took them down
Eat s0me A55: because i want to be the one under and on top of you
I am Slurrey Guy: cause the page loaded faster?
Eat s0me A55: not some surrey bitches
Eat s0me A55: omg i cat belive i jus say that hehehhehe
Eat s0me A55: hey
Eat s0me A55: seriously tho
Eat s0me A55: do you have paypal?
I am Slurrey Guy: no, I have a job
Eat s0me A55: i could send you money
Eat s0me A55: if you sent me picture of your self
Eat s0me A55: in verious poses
Eat s0me A55: involveing skeef and some lube
Eat s0me A55: and my evil birds
Eat s0me A55: and gay cat
I am Slurrey Guy: :|
I am Slurrey Guy: MYA
Eat s0me A55: >:D
I am Slurrey Guy: YOU BITCH!!!!!
I am Slurrey Guy: :P
Eat s0me A55: BWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA