Saturday, August 30, 2003

happy birthday to me ;D

Saturday, August 23, 2003

New BLOG SITE cause ypos wasnt enough i guess ;P

Link it or die.

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

PARTY AT THE PATMEISTERS!

THAAAAATS RIGHT! PARTY AT THE PATMEISTERS!

Friday the 29th yo! Everyone invited, BYOB.

Starts at like 7ish.

Sunday, August 17, 2003

Why the FUCK does my URL not work.
I want to fuck my DNS server in the ASS... provided it HAS one.

QUEEF-HUFFING DICK-CHOMPING GODDAMN SHITFUCK.

Friday, August 15, 2003

TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT�


By Rod Hilton


FADE IN:

INT. VETERINARY CLINIC

NICK STAHL breaks into a veterinary clinic and starts doing
DRUGS

NICK STAHL (V.O.)
My narration, much like the rest of
this film, will hurried and awkward
in execution in stark contrast to
the well-paced, deliberateness of
the previous film.
(pause)
Anyway, I'm a drifter now. That
whole military leader thing never
worked out and I didn't know how to
do anything else. Oh, and I do
drugs, because that makes me tragic.

Suddenly CLAIRE DANES enters.

CLAIRE DANES
Holy crap, it's Nick Stahl!
Remember me? I kissed you at a party
when you were young, and it happened
to be the day before you vanished
forever, which may or may not have
been related to the unstoppable
serial killer who murdered your
foster parents. What a bizarre and
generally preposterous coincidence
you would run into me again.

NICK STAHL
Made only more absurd by the fact
that today also happens to be the
day that a new set of terminators
will come around. It's almost like
it's...

CLAIRE DANES
Fate? What do you think this is,
The Matrix?

INT. WOMEN'S STRIP CLUB

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER enters a strip club, and approaches a
male stripper with a leather jacket.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
I need your clothes, your boots,
and complete emasculation.

The stripper gives back ********** SASS and eventually his
CLOTHES.

EXT. STREET

KRISTANNA LOKEN arrives and approaches a woman driving a
car.

KRISTANNA LOKEN
I am the T-X, a killer robot from
the future.

CAR DRIVER
The T-X? Wouldn't a group of robots
just keep increasing the series
number as they develop machines,
making you the T-1001 or the T-1500
or something?

KRISTANNA LOKEN
In the year 2036, SkyNet created a
marketing campaign to improve its
public relations with other cyborg
assassins. "The T-X" was found to
be, according to a probabilistic
****ysis, "cool". They also gave me
boobs.

She takes the CAR and then goes and MURDERS SOME CHILDREN.
Then she finds the Veterinary Clinic.

INT. VETERINARY CLINIC

KRISTANNA enters and looks for CLAIRE DANES, for some
reason investigating the place she works late at night
instead of her home. CLAIRE hides, breathing loudly just
around the corner. KRISTANNA leaves.

NICK STAHL
Wow, that was close. I can't
believe that a cyborg more advanced
than the T-1000 wouldn't just have
slightly better hearing or
something.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER arrives.

NICK STAHL
Are you here to protect me or kill
me?

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Actually, I'm here to ask for your
support in my campaign for
California Governor.

NICK STAHL
Good enough, let's get out of here!

A TERRIBLY DRAWN-OUT CAR CHASE ensues, with KRISTANNA using
her ROBOT POWERS to control cars.

NICK STAHL
What's going on?!

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
She has the power to control any
electrical system remotely.

NICK STAHL
Cars aren't electrical, they're
mechanical.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Uh... Beep. That does not
compute. Beep blip beep. Whirrrrr.

COMPUTER GENERATED ARNOLD grabs onto KRISTANNA'S CRANE and
is beaten senseless. The CHASE continues and continues and
eventually STOPS.

INT. CAR

ARNOLD, CLAIRE, and NICK all take a moment to chat.

NICK STAHL
So, didn't we stop the war?

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
No. You merely delayed it while
screenwriters thought of good
rationalizations. Sequels are
inevitable.

NICK STAHL
So, the whole thing about "No Fate"
from the first two movies is total
bullsh*t.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Yes. Other things that are being
ignored from the first two films
include the ages of you and your
mother as well as the concept that
you have any leadership qualities at
all.

NICK STAHL
(incessant whining)

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Talk to the hand.

Nobody in the AUDIENCE laughs. Those that were smiling at
the time STOP IMMEDIATELY.

DIRECTOR JONATHAN MOSTOW
Laugh, you fools! It's 2003's
"Hasta La Vista, Baby!"

The AUDIENCE reels in reaction to the newly lame ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER.

NICK STAHL
You said you're from the future,
right? Not 1997, when "talk to the
hand" was funny?

They go to a graveyard.

EXT. GRAVEYARD.

ARNOLD gets some guns. A ridiculous and generally
depressing cameo by EARL BOEN takes place. Then everyone
goes to a MILITARY BASE.

INT. MILITARY BASE

They attempt to stop the RISE OF THE MACHINES, but are
seconds too late, as the TITLE OF THE FILM told everyone
before they even walked into the theater.

ROBOTS go crazy and start KILLING EVERYONE. KRISTANNA
arrives and tries to kill ARNOLD. CLAIRE and NICK run.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
I am no match for you, physically
or mentally, as I am obsolete.

KRISTANNA LOKEN
Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you
about that? How come you manage to
keep outsmarting me every time we
meet?

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
I was wondering about that myself.
Hey, remember when everyone was in
the graveyard and you were posing as
Claire's boyfriend, and then right
when you could have killed her you
turned back into your default form,
telling everyone you the enemy and
allowing me to beat you?

KRISTANNA LOKEN
Yeah.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
What the **** is the matter with
you?

KRISTANNA, now angered, beats the snot out of ARNOLD, who
beats the SNOT back out of her. Eventually, she knocks his
head off and leaves. He puts his head back on with the help
of CGI WORSE THAN THAT USED IN THE FILM'S PREDECESSOR, WHICH
WAS MADE OVER 10 YEARS EARLIER, FOR ****'S SAKE.

INT. HANGAR

CLAIRE and NICK head toward a HELICOPTER. ARNOLD comes up
and grabs NICK.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Kristanna told me she'd have sex
with me if I killed you.

NICK STAHL
(choking)
Gark! What is your mission?

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
To spew out as many lame one-liners
as possibly while doing my part to
facilitate the unending parade of
references and homages to the first
two films, not to mention ensuring
that not even one shred of
originality or cleverness is shown
in the movie, making this film
almost more of a parody of the
series than a sequel to it.

NICK STAHL
You are about to fail that mission!
This whole Arnold-becomes-evil
robot-again thing is an interesting
and original twist and actually
plays elegantly upon our natural
dichotomy in spite of our unnatural,
emotion-based alliance!

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Yikes!

He shuts himself down. They RUN. JUDGEMENT DAY proceeds
to HAPPEN. The film ends ABRUPTLY and UNSATISFYINGLY.

END

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

DOES YOUR COMPUT0R LIKE TO RESTART BY ITSELF?!


BEFORE YOU GET A PRIEST TO EXORCISE YOUR "POSSESSED" COMPUTER:

About a couple of weeks ago, my computer started restarting by itself. It was really off-pissing, to say the least. I didn't know what would cause it to do that, but suddenly Chad and Robin start telling me that theirs is doing it too. So I was guessing it was some exploited vulnerability in windows. After a bit of searching, I found out that it was a pretty horrid exploit that was just STARTING to spread over the internet.

Pretty funny that my computer is one of the first ones infectred, fuck.

Anyways after lots of cursing and re-BOOTING, I finally fix the problem by installing a windows update patch that no one's heard of, and deleting some really suspicious files in my startup folder. If you have something called "webdav.exe" in your startup folder, that means your infected.

Anyways, this was 2 weeks ago, before the worm was widespread. Chances are that you probably have it by now, and rather than me type up how I got rid of it, Symantec has official removal instructions now that they finally noticed thaqt EVERYONE has it.

How to rid your computer of the internet equivalent of an STD:

1. Take a deep breath.
2. Go HERE.

Microsoft sucks. But hey, that's what you get for buying an operating system by a company named after Bill Gate's penis.

"This sucks... in a good way!"

I remembered that I have a site to post to. Cool!

Been pretty busy lately, it's been a rad past week! We've filmed a lot of Copside 3, and we're getting near the end of filming! I edit all the footage right after we shoot, so all the scenes we've done so far have been edited and they're amazing. I can't wait to see everyone's reaction when we screen this thing!

I've also been working at the Richmond job site. From 7:30 am till 3:45 pm I shovel sand. I shovel sand in the hot sun, I shovel sand in the pouring rain. I got a wicked tan now! Work might suck but at least I get a good workout and now I have a steady flow of income!!!

Also been hanging out with Val lots, last wednesday we went to the fireworks. I saw tons of people I knew on the way there:
- Michelle
- Mya and Erin
- Richelle and Vicki
- Noah
There were probably more people but I can't remember. When we ran right into Mya and Erin right outside Granville station, we ended up hanging out for an hour in front of a convenience store, it was rad. Then we went to some CD store that also sold videogames, and Val bought me Metroid Prime for the Gamecube!!!!������. It was so awesome of her, I'm now addicted to that game!!! Anyways, later we met up with Pat and battled the crowd for a good view of the fireworks! As soon as the fireworks were over we beat the crowd to the skytrain station, and we ran into tons more people there. It all kicked ass, I didn't get many pictures though.

In 2 days it's me and Val's 6 months��! She works on thursday so we're gonna celebrate it tomorrow. I gave her her present early though, it was the game Xenosaga for the PS2. We'd always drool over it at the store but never played it, and I thought it'd make a rad gift, and she loved it!! Woohoo!

Oh yeah I also bought a new screaming-fast motherboard and 512MB of the fastest ram for my computer for only $170!!! Unfortunately I have this super duper motherboard and amazing ram, and the CPU I have in it is my clunky old AMD Athlon 1Ghz. I thought that it was too crappy for my mobo to support it, but luckily I was wrong. Hopefully soon I'll be able to get my hands on a kickass new AMD CPU, and once again I'll have the fastest computer on the block.

Yesterday ruled.

Friday, August 08, 2003

I've been hearing that some people are having problems accessing the slurrey server. If you are one of them, please comment and tell me which pages work and which don't.

I'll try and fix it as soon as I can, ass-fornicators!