Monday, September 29, 2003

Shiggity shiggity shwaaaa...
Haven't updated good ole slurrey for a while!

I finally got my new laptop battery!

Now my laptop can actually BE A FUCKING LAPTOP! I can TAKE IT PLACES without having to plug it in... cause my new battery ACTUALLY HOLDS A CHARGE! Holy shit batman!

I'll update this later when my computer monitor doesn't make my face feel like it's burning off :�

Thursday, September 25, 2003

A couple nights ago, someone shit themselves at my work....

Yea, I think its time for a new job.

Friday, September 19, 2003

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hey mike do you think im hot and sexy

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does your gf fuck better than your vcr

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does she have a pause button

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do you smash her reel good if she starts eating your tape

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do you have lots of webcam pictures of your ass

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do you have to shave the thick layers of greek fur off of it

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does the camera break when you try to stick it in your vcr

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does it ever ask 4 milk and cookies

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do you ever feed it milk and cookies

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do greek people celebrate cristmas

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do you poison santas milk and cookies 4 breaking in to your house and eating your milk and cookies

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do you think rudolph is hung

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have you ever seen him get it on with your vcr

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does your vcr ever tell you to kill

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kill what your cpu

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does your cpu ever tell you to kill

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kill

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is that your cpu enough for you

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do you have one cock ring to rule them all

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does your hobbit have it

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did you GIVE itto him

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do you like to do the monkey

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is your monkey funkey

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does he like to do the monkey

Saturday, September 13, 2003

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Thursday, September 11, 2003

Yeah I'm going to start posting in here daily about my misadventures at BCIT. Maybe I'll get my hits back, they've gotten pretty low since I haven't posted all summer.
Lately I've been having massive headaches again. Now they're really bad, it's like my brain is trying to claw itself out of my skull or something. "ESCAPE!!!!!!" it seems to be screaming.

For some odd reason, I blame BCIT for these headaches.

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Licker of std-infected sack.

This year at BCIT is going to suck various types of balls. My goddamn tuition is up $30%. I bet it all went into building that ugly fucking blue thing at the front entrance. Anyways -$2100 means I probably can't afford to pay next semester's money. And that means I'll have to borrow money, something I can't stand doing.

I'm in embedded systems. Doesn't seem like too bad of an option, other than the fact that I don't know a single fucking person in there except for Shao or Matt. The first assignment is pretty tough too, I'm trying to program it in a language I haven't touched for over 2 years. Shit, everyone's breezing through it and I'm sitting there harassing the guy next to me asking how to do something retarded like make a button transparent.

On the way to school today I was stuck in traffic for 20 minutes because people don't know how to drive. You'd think that driver's licenses came in goddamn cereal boxes or something.

I also had algorithms today. Fuck. Any course that involves backwards E's and upside-down A's as parts of unreadable formulas.... I know I'm not going to do too well in. And the instructor is mentioning this discrete math stuff like we totally know it 100%, hey I took discrete math 2 years ago too, I don't know what induction is. When I heard "Big Oh Notation" I said a big "Oh Shit" because I don't remember a thing about it except for the fact that I had plenty of trouble understanding it.

ELEX is basically a course where we type random numbers and addresses into a computer and make little lights on a circuit board light up. The excitement was killing me. It has potential to be fun though, if I ever understand what I'm doing.

Today on the way home, I got to wait for half an hour in the pouring rain for the bus to come. About 3 of them came, but the lineup was so long that it took me forever to actually get on one.

Fuck, for all those environmental-freaks who encourage people to take the bus instead of driving... GO HUG A TREE!!! THEN STICK IT FULLY UP YOUR ASS, SIDEWAYS!!! The more people who drive their asses to work, the less chance I have waiting in a 2 kilometer long lineup for a bus, while good ole mother nature pisses all over me.

When I got home, I decided to install a new audio cable inside my computer. That resulted in me slicing my finger open and bleeding all over the place. It was almost as bad as "revenge of the printer", when I was throwing around a printer last year and a jagged piece of the plastic caught on to my pinkie as I was throwing it. Needless to say a nicely sized chunk of my finger went along with it.

Oh yeah, our movie, Copside 3, is pretty much done, except for some minor stuff we will film on saturday! The movie itself will be 100% finished next wednesday, or at least I hope so. Then we can have the premiere and everyone can see this fucking masterpiece.

PS I love you Val <3 <3 <4 <7

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

Well, we're done filming all the major scenes of Copside 3!
Only some touch up filming and we're ready to show it to everyone.

Oh yeah, comments will be back soon. And hopefully I can figure out a way to speed up the loading of this page.