Saturday, November 29, 2003

Christmas is coming up....

Anyone who has been readin slurrey for a while knows I have a wishlist. But unlike other people who have a cam, a website, and a wishlist, I don't advertise my wishlist all over my goddamn site.

Since christmas is coming soon, I thought I'd put my wishlist up.

So... buy me shit!

I don't think I'll get anything, but hey it's worth a shot. I'll add more stuff onto it later.

I'm still busy with school, so don't expect many updates for the next 2 weeks. I even had to stay all night at BCIT to get shit done, it was that bad.

Sunday, November 23, 2003

Sorry that I've delayed this for so long. School has me firmly by the balls. And it will only get worse... way fucking worse until mid-december, when I finally get out for 3 weeks.

FIELD TRIP 62 - MiKE's BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!


While this year my birthday party wasn't as big as last years (around half the people ended up cancelling), it was just as fun, if not funner. Oh yeah, and here is the video I made from all the webcam pics that were taken that night! It's like a time lapse video of the entire party, from 7 pm until 3 am!


Click the image to download. It's 5 MB. You need divx.


Things I got for my birthday (in the order I got them in):
- 160 GB hard drive from my parents, now my computer has a total of 300 GB of space in it.
- A SLURREY.COM shirt and the Terminator 3 novel from Val ��
- A blowup sheep from Pat (it didn't last the night... we were too rough with it)
- A greek parking sign from Chad
- A giant COKE bottle full of candies from Sara
- A bottle of captain morgan's from Eric
- An excellent photo from Brendan
- A kickass shotglass from Susan
- $20 from my brother

Things that happened:
- the webcam was like until 3 am... it did stop a few times though.
- we showed Copside 3
- we dranks all sorts of wonderful alcoholic stuff (and some not-so-wonderful stuff... like the windex drink)
- we kicked the blowup sheep around my room.
- we went outside and kicked the blowup sheep around some more... then it broke :[
- my mom made a million different kinds of food, just like last year!
- I got really really drunk.
- we wore shirts around our heads like turbans, and danced to the TUNAK TUNAK music video.
- watched some funny flash movies I had never seen before, I'll never look at abortions the same way again :- Sara passed out somewhere.
- I got even more wasted.
- Val took care of me :) ��
- I sort of forgot to eat anything that night.
- Val slept over :]. I think we ended up spending around 30 hours together, including the next day!

Saturday, November 15, 2003

PARTY CAM TONIGHT!!!!!
This already happened :P


Well since I'm having my birthday party tonight, I'll be leaving the webcam on to capture all the crazy moments. Who knows, maybe this time another couple will lock themselves in my room and not realize that the webcam was on them... just like last year.

So if you have nothing better to do on a saturday night, click the link above and be entertained for hours. Nothing funner than sitting by yourself in front of a computer screen watching people get drunk and having fun!

I think my parents are getting me a 160 GB hard drive for my birthday. Score.

Thursday, November 06, 2003

How to decifer girl speak:

Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguements.

Five Minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your hockey game is going to last before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.

Nothing: This means something. Be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually signifies an arguement that will last five minutes and end with the word fine.

Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows): Translation: "I dare you." This will result in her getting mad over nothing and will end with the word fine.

Go Ahead (Normal Eyebrows): Translation: "I give up" or "Do what you want, I don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes when she cools off.

Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a moron at the moment and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing with you over nothing.

Soft Sigh: (Again, not a word, but you know...) She is content. Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and she will stay content.

Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says oh before any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest exit.

That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That's okay means that she wants to think long and hard before repaying you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do not want to be there when that happends.

Please Do: This is not a statement, it's an offer. She's giving you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame-ass excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is you've done. You have a fair change to tell the truth here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's okay."

Thanks: She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just say, "You're welcome."

Thanks a Lot: This longer phrase is not to be confused with thanks. She'll say "thanks a lot" when she's actually seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will generally be followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will say nothing and raise her eyebrows.

Sunday, November 02, 2003

Ah, midterms are over. I did ok on most of them, though I know what to do with my algorithms midterm if I ever run out of toilet paper.

On thursday was the Dropkick Murphys concert, which fucking kicked my ass!! It was so much fun. Half of my Livejournal friends list was there!
Too bad the entire place smelled like fucking rot. It's like being in an elevator and everyone farting out a volume of gas equal to their own weight. It's not a good thing where you're drenched in sweat at a concert and none of it is yours....

I got pics from haloween which I'm going to put up soon. Not too much to show though, as it was too dark outside!!

And now, a photo made by Chad, who goes to SFU.



You know, I actually wish I could draw graffiti like that.

Speaking of BCIT, I managed to hook up a LIVE webcam into our Embedded Systems lab. Now you can all see what goes on in there, which isn't much. I thought it was a good idea, and maybe now I'll find out who the fuck is leavinjg shit like papers and pop cans on my desk!!!