Saturday, February 28, 2004
Sure beats paying thousands of dollars for laser eye surgery.
Friday, February 27, 2004
AYE, it would be MARTHA MCRUCKUS!
It has been a LONG while since i have posted here.
A lot has happened since the old Maple Ditch days. ahhhhhh, the memories.
ANYWAYS, to get you guys up to speed......
last year, i worked at wendys busting my ass to keep myself in a shit hole basement suite, where i had a bitch of a landlady.... we ended up getting kicked out, and we stole all of her knomes afterwards!!! HAR HAR HAR!
then i took a trip across CANADA, I got as far as Montreal... there are pics up on my site! It was good fun =D And no mike, i never did get to meet that guy that i was related to!!! HE LIVED IN TORONTO TOO, and i spent most of my time there! DAMN
Now i live in Coquitlam, and i go to school and get paid for it, all thanks to BOWMAN employment services in Maple Ditch.
Im looking for 2 room mates to share a 4 bedroom basement suit in coquitlam. $245/month!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!!!! heres my voice mail if you have ANY intrest What so EVA - 604-682-3269 Ext. 7569
have fun with that.
GO TO MY SITE.... www.geocites.com/beetmeaf
i havent updated in a while, so dont expect anything fancy.
At the moment I have a slight infatuation with a band called JFA. They are a Punk/Skate band from pheonix, formed in the 1980's. They have a great hit called Beach Blanket Bongout, which is featured on Tony Hawk's Pro skater 4.
i recommend checking them out.
but i must go my amigos!
Add me to msn YO - firstname.lastname@example.org
Saturday, February 21, 2004
Friday March 5th
Langley Civic Centre 20699 42nd ave Langley
High Five Drive
7 bucks at the door, or 5 with a can of food! Though the last Lcc show I went to they made it 6 at the door with a can because they suck.
Freaking Crowned King.
We met up at metrotown at the spot I first met her, then we rode the seabus for fun, took pictures in north van, went to english bay, had dinner at BP, and then went back to my house where we had lots of fun.
She got me the coolest things for out 1 year:
- A new watch (the exact same calculator one I had... except brand new! And with a strap too!)
- Hugs chocolates
- a HIM tape for my van!!
- Mya's birthday party. I would say it was rather fun, even though it WAS ON A GODDAMN WEEKDAY WHERE I HAD SCHOOL THE NEXT FUCKING DAY!!! I have a 128 MB card right now so I was able to take over 300 pictures. I could have taken 700 but I was only there for 3 hours.
Highlights of the night include:
- Getting Mya the coolest ashtray ever.. it was made of mini skulls
- Erin calling the heartagram on my phone "the bam symbol"!!!!
- Tink analyzing my shoes in detail and telling me how much they cost, what they're made from, etc. Scary but cool.
- Meeting a whole bunch of new people whose names I have forgotten.
- Eating some g00d ice cream cake!
- The music was so loud that the speakers knocked over a plant.
- The ceiling was a trip and a half.
- Mark dropping my camera... J3ss3h style! Unlike Val's camera, it survived.
- Timing how long it took me to piss.... 27 seconds :D
- Natalie unhinging her jaw to eat a big piece of ice cream.
- Being an asshole and taking unexpected closeup pictures of everyone
Ummm... my monitor keeps getting darker and darker. It's gotten to the point where I can barely see any pictures on it anymore... and I have the brightness turned all the way up!
I need a new one soon.
Monday, February 09, 2004
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
YESTERDAY, SLURREY GOT 2404 HITS FROM PEOPLE LOOKING FOR THE EVER-ELUSIVE JANET BOOB.
In the history of its existence, this site hasn't come CLOSE to that! All because of crazy superbowl shit. That's fucking beautiful.
Anyways, check out SRAOS, they do some pretty crazy stunts. I'd recommend watching the video, it's got some pretty good shit on it (if you can see it.... fucking windows media codecs have always been my worst enemy). I'll add a button link soon.
Right now, it's time to go study for the 2938 midterms coming up, so I don't fail as bad as I would if I didn't study.
Monday, February 02, 2004
I now present you with... JANET JACKSON'S RIGHT TIT.
If you ask me, I think it looks nastier than a surrey whore's gaping fish-hole. To quote Stile, "Why's Janet's face ten shades darker than her tit? What the fuck is it with that family and their skin? Why can't I feel my legs?"