Wednesday, September 29, 2004


Filmed this a while ago when I was experimenting with my new DV camera.
Sat outside for half an hour filming clouds, because they looked fucking awesome!

Friday, September 24, 2004

Midgets on your moon.

Thanks to Carlita for sending this in.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

On friday we're having a pit party of epic proportions.

Segaxtreme is having a wallpaper contest, so I decided to use my artistic skills to come up with a beautiful piece of Sonic The Hedgehog fan art. Looking at the finished product made me feel all warm inside. I believe I have contributed a masterpiece to their fanart gallery, and I hope that Yuji Naka and the rest of the Sonic Team someday see it. They'd be so proud!

Clicky clicky!

Good stuff. I'm only gonna offer the wallpaper in one huge size, because why should I make 3 different sizes when you can right-click it and windows will resize it automatically? Deuh.

Right now I'm downloading 2000 mame roms for my xbox. See, my xbox already does everything. Plays every rom I have, plays any movie files I have, copies games, hell, it even tells me the current weather. I fear someday, with all the things it can do, it'll start learning on it's own.... and try and make me its bitch. I'll have to kill it by beating it with my Gamecube (that's why it has the handle on the back... so you can swing it around like a brick and beat the shit out of your other systems with it.)

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

So on Sunday night we went to Playdium to become asian... (no, fellow surrey-ites, in this case it didn't mean getting high). Our plan was to get good at playing Dance Dance Revolution. Cause once you get good at DDR, the world knows you're THE SHIT. Or something.

So a bunch of us go there. It was me, Steven (BP), Robin, Karyn, Matty, Mark, Katie, Mya, Craig, and Chad, who showed up later. Some of us got unlimited cards for the rest of the night, while those who didn't leeched off whoever had one.

We played lots of arcade games, and spent hours on DDR. Up until that night, I was the UNDEFEATED AIR HOCKEY CHAMPION among everyone I knew. After beating everyone, I went up against Matty, and lost in a crushing 7-1 defeat.

I blame the air hockey table, damnit. When no one was looking I humped it in vengeance! That'll teach it to stop vacuuming the puck right into my goal.

We took over the BIG DDR at Playdium and Karyn was getting really good at it. I got up there a bit and started practicing, it must have been the funniest sight everyone there had ever seen. I was dancin' like a retard having a seizure while on fire!

After maybe 2 hours on there I did get good enough to stop getting laughed at by my peers! Actually I don't think anyone laughed at me, cause they ALL SUCKED AS BAD AS I DID! Except Karyn.

After Playdium closed we went and did what we did best. Lit some fires while waiting at Scott Rd Stn, then me, Chad, Mark, Mya, and Craig went back to my house and read Maxim magazines until 4 am.

Mya ended up turning into a leper, well it must have been an allergic reaction or something cause we'd never seen anything like it! We were all pretty worried.

Saturday, September 18, 2004

I went and saw Sky Captain and The World Of last night. It was an hour and a half long visual orgasm. It was a fun ride, you don't get that sense of adventure from many new movies these days.

Watch for more Jacob stuff coming soon. From knowing him for so long, we got Jacob pics and videos. All you Hoggard fans will love it. Then you'll call me ugly because I'm not worthy enough to even speak his name.

Sunday night we're going to Playdium to practice some DDR and I can make a fool out of myself in front of all my friends. Then I'll kick Mya's ass at air hockey and have the last laugh.

This will make you LMAO.

Friday, September 17, 2004

Tonight, we will interview SLURREY MAN.
He's so busy lately, the other day he protected a fire hydrant from getting peed on by a dog. WHAT A HERO!

I'm going to go watch Sky Captain and The World Of tonight. I feel sorry for the people sitting directly in front of me for 10 rows down, I believe a jizm shower will be in their weather forecast tonight.

Oooh time to pick up the Vuvster!

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Seth On Slurrey-2

You know I was walking around the campus today and I had some weird thoughts come into my head. I noticed that this site has a lot of sexual content on it, so I decided that this week's post was going to be about that. Well.....not quite. I'm going to talk about relationships, which usually leads to frequent bouts of "sexual content."

Anyway, for those of you who have someone special in your life, have you ever stopped to think how lucky you are? No really, I'm being serious. I'm not talking about you jerkoffs that are dating someone and don't really like them, or just like them for their bodies, or what they give you or the fact that they let you put a dog collar on them a yell "who's your daddy!" till you face goes blue. I'm talking about being with someone that you can unconditionally trust and care about who is the only person you have eyes for.

The odds of this are phenomenal! If you think about it, or if you can remember when you were single think of what it was like. You meet someone, but don't click. You go on a few dates, don't click. You date for 6 months, you want to murder know what I'm getting at. I mean 99.99% of your encounters with the opposite sex in your lifetime will end up with a negative result. Thinking about that it's amazing that anyone finds each other with such stupidly retarded odds!

Single guys, you know what I'm talking about. Now I don't know any of you that well, but You single guys (whoever you are) know what I'm talking about! Just talking to a chick is a miserable exercise doomed to failure. "You're too fat," "You're too skinny," "You're too poor," "You are too much of a prude," "too much of a slut." "You have weird eyebrows," and the list goes on and on and on! Hell, and that's just the introduction! Then you gotta wine em and dine em, and play their games, make yourself a "challenge." Then if you're really lucky you'll get to date them. Fuckneh? You probably think you won't get laid more than 5 times your entire life (and it's probably true), but I digress. My point is these guys would understand it best, when we get into relationships we sometimes take it for granted what we have and how special it really is. So if you're having trouble with anyone just take a step back and really reflect on how special that person is, because it's not every day that you may run into someone like that on the street. Just keep remembering the 99.99% figure oh hell.....add a few more 9's in there!

Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go dump my chick, that dumbass bitch is really getting on my fucking nerves.

Plus I want to score with some hunnies at the Pit Pub tomorrow night!

I'm Seth Osler, and this is Seth on Slurrey.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

This is great, I'm getting 500 hits a day from Jacob fans all over Canada.

They spread this site on their message boards, grunting amongst themselves about hateful/ugly/gay/jealous bastard I am. Even though I myself haven't said anything that bad about the guy.
Out of all of Jacob's fans who've commented here, I've only gotten an intelligent response from maybe two or three of them who get the idea. As the retard train keeps rolling in, I'm gonna post some more comments you might have missed, for your enjoyment.

k urjust jealous of the fact that he made it this far and when u were in school
with him u thought u were cool by making fun of him and stuff adn now u regret
it and dont know how to say it! dumbass! jacob rocks ok and u kno what he will
make it further in life then u ! mayb he said he is from Abottsford because
maybe more ppl know of that place other than surrey obviousley he likes where he
lives if u hear what he says bout hs hometown he loves it! all i have to say is
u should have taken more time to get to know jacob rather than diss him and make
fun of him he is awesome and has a unique personality he would never say shit
about u liek this and he wouldnt post things like this about u because jacob has
something we know of as RESPECT take some pointers from him!!!!!!! jacob and
hedley all the way!!! i love u jacob!
-christine (

You learn how to avoid making run-on sentences in elementary school.

Mojo's another big fan who keeps coming back for more. He's actually not as bad as some of the more intellectually-challenged kids, at least his insults are coherent enough to understand:

oh yeah, this is the first website i've ever come to where the content is
dedicated to the owners own lameness. i mean, wtf is slurry mike anyways? i'd
say YOU were the one who spent too much time in the computer lab. and get your
bitch to remove that porno pic on the hedley forum. there's like 10-12 yr old
kids in there. you want your kid lookin at that shit? think about it, if it
won't cause your head to explode that is. actually, if it does, that would be
-mojo (

Yeah, I spent all of grade 10 and some of grade 11 in the computer lab until I got sick of it. But at least there I learned how to make webpages like this, which is now providing me non-stop hilarity from you loyal tards.

As for Mya's pic, why are you asking me? Doesn't your forum have moderators who remove stuff like that? I had nothing to do with that pic so it's not my problem!


Honestly your all just jelouse cuz hes made a name for himself and you just
nobody....Hust becuase ehs made it in life and your sitting on your ass and at
doestn mean you can go around writingsutff like what if hes
crazy...its not like it did him bad being lest hes not writing
stupid shit about ppl...he's gonna make it big no doubt about it...and hes hot
which makes it even better....and as for you your just friging lest he
has a girlfrisnd which is somehting you probly never had or ever will have.
-Steff ( (MSN profile)

Oh my god. Up to this day I never thought I'd see so many words mangled into unrecognizeable strings of characters. Perhaps Steff's keyboard is malfunctioning due to her tard drool accumulating all over it, who knows.

I managed to look up her msn profile (I know how to look at people's profiles without adding them to my list). In her profile she linked her livejournal, which I regret viewing due to loss of braincells. I think the color scheme burned half my eyes out too, as I can't seem to see the color pink or aqua anymore.

So apparently I'm "jelouse" and "friging ugly", and I'll never ever get a "girlfrisnd" in my life. Sorry to break it to you shitcake, but I've had more girlfriends than you have IQ points, which is around 4. This includes my current girlfriend I've been going out with for almost 2 years now.

I found your pic online, and I believe it matches your wonderful personality:

Wow, you're quite attractive. To flies, that is.

Well kids, that's it for this edition of "Jacob Hoggard's Stupidest Fans"!

I feel I must apologize to Jacob's more immature fans. I'm sorry for pulling you out of your dream world, by making you realize that Jacob might not be as perfect as you want him to be. I'm sorry that you now think he's not the flawless god-like Mr. Right that you've all been masturbating to. Call off the weddings you have planned 10 years from now to marry him, since your hopes and dreams are utterly crushed.

All because I told a story about how he sucked a pipe and said it tasted like ether!

You chimps need to grow up, respect other people's opinions, and realize that even if I DIDN'T like Jacob, it's my opinion and it doesn't affect your ability to idolize him!

Get over it kids!

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Jacob Hoggard's Stupider Fans
(further proof that the gene pool needs a lot more chlorine)

Well, the Jacob Hoggard post was mostly a success, it brought a lot of traffic to this site. Unfortunately, nearly ALL of that traffic consisted of simpering retards.

You see, since we knew Jacob Hoggard in high school, and have many stories with that kid. His name was mentioned in some slurrey posts of the past, and search engines were going crazy bringing people to my site. What people were searching for the most was "Jacob Hoggard Girlfriend", don't ask me why. Maybe all the screeching 12 year olds wanted to see what she looked like so that if they thought they looked better than her, they'd have a chance with him.

So I decided to make a post about him, since we went to school with him and have many entertaining stories to tell, which fans would find humorous. I did it with Janet Jackson's boob, it got me 2500 hits. Mentioning Avril Lavigne without makeup got Mike's site really popular too.
It wasn't supposed to be a positive post, or it'd be like every other Jacob fan site on there. I didn't want to make it very negative either, I didn't want everyone to think I was just ragging on the guy for no reason. The purpose was to get some hits from Jacob's fans, and probably start a discussion, with random flamers here and there to make fun of.

You can read the post by scrolling a few posts down. Keep in mind that the worst thing I called him was annoying.

Then, came the responses.

Someone posted a link to the post on Jacob's Band's message board, which seems to be overrun by preteens and teenyboppers. Immediately, the post's comment board was flooded by unintelligible childish insults that reflected the average IQ of Jacob's fans, which is around the same as their age range.

Let's take a look at some of these entertaining comments.

I think he's fuckin hot :) -lol- ... if any of you's guys reallie kno him,n if
he gotz msn, culd someone plz tell mE ,if ya kno it!!! -lol- mah email is .aight

I tried to run that through a spellchecker, as I don't speak preteen and could barely understand it.... and it promtly crashed my computer.

You negative people are all being ack asses with a J! God! Your just jelous that
hes famous now. dont start getting all fricken pissed off just cause you arent
in his shoes. take a chill pill and lower down the language.. hes far more
better than you guys anyways, especially since your here talking false shit
about him!
-Alana (

Wow, I'm an ack ass with a J! I bet I could mount my computer keyboard onto a wall and huck my own shit at it, and type up a better insult than that. And probably have better grammar too.
Btw, I wasn't talking shit about him, nor was it false. It was a funny story, promptly remove the stick from your ass and learn to laugh.

You Guys are such losers for bashing Jake.. Man.. Look how far he has come and
you are sitting here on your Stupid Lame Ass live Journals writing bad shit
about him.. PATHETIC.. Oh By the Way... from Your Pic.. You look like a CAVEMAN!
Ooga booga. It's a website, not a livejournal. Get it straight.

What i should have said the looks of your picture, i'm surprised
people didn't make fun of YOU! hahaha

Sarah became our biggest fan, repeatedly posting about my ugliness. Being called ugly is the biggest, deepest insult to a preteen, unfortunately these kids don't realize that it doesn't work on anyone over the age of 17.

Wow. I sence jealousy. So what if jacob was crazy? who cares if he was
he was just being himself. look where being himself got to. LOOK
LAST LAUGH. Jacob. You bash him, people bash you right back. You
know what .. He
may have you as an enemy, but he certainly has a LOT of
people caring for him.
so i suggest you stfu.

Wow. I "sence" you need to learn how to spell. I'm in no way jealous of Jacob, in fact I was kinda glad that SOMEONE I knew from Matheson was on TV. He's happy, good for him. I'm not into the whole singing thing, and having legions of dumb underaged fans doesn't appeal to me much.

im not even going to start bashing your looks, or this friggin site. jacob has
made it. you are sitting on your fucking ass writing shit about him that
probably isnt even true. just looking for some internet publicity im assuming.

You almost got it. Almost. Getting more hits was one reason for posting it.

These fans think that I sit on the computer, day and night, thinking of new ways to ruin Jacob's life, because I am extremely jealous of him and he's everything I want to be but couldn't because I'm too ugly and gay. The gay comments are mostly confined to their message board, but I'll post some of those too.

Moving on!

Ur so damn Rude! Jacob is the best!!!
-Ami (

I got the message the first time I read that, why she posted it another 18 times beats me. I'm only rude when responding to rude people.

The best part about all of this is that if he even won; he would have come
out with one CD; perhaps had a song or two on the radio; and never would have
anything to show for it even a year down the road.

Does anyone remember Ryan Malcolm? Where is that guy these days? Right;
probably back in the barbershop quartet with his family.

Canadian Idol is a joke. If these people really think they have talent they
should take the Avril route and go down to the states because thats where all
the possibilities are.

Karyn has some good points, read it well kids.

I happen to be 23 years old..not a pre-teen....but regardless....are u an
ass? sure you're getting publicity for your site, but it sure as hell isn't the
type of publicity u want. Where Jacob has millions of people who love him, u
have the same million who hate u.....instead of wasting time on this crappy-ass
-Sarah (

Eek...Mike, disregard my last comment about getting a haircut. I saw the
pic u have postd of yourself with short ain't pretty either
-Sarah (

Sarah's back for more!!! She claims to be 23 years old, yet still sounds like a 14 year old. Since she's so obsessed with looks, I decided to look up her picture:

Sorry Sarah. There's just nothing I can say to that.

After the influx of retard comments, more of my friends from school reflected on what Jacob was really like. Now, most of my friends liked him a lot less than I did, so read on...

Man, Jaccob MADE IT? He got 3rd in Canadian Idol! Man, getting 1st in
Canadian idol isn't even making it! As amazed as I am that that little punk
actually got himself on TV, I'm satisfied to know that a year down the road NO
ONE will remember him. And that's fitting, cuz the guy's a little asshole. You
little girls think you KNOW this guy? Well take it from someone who went to
school with him(L.A. Matheson, check his bio as I'm sure you have it handy), the
guy's a dick. Totally racist, too. Granted a lot of east indians in our
school(them being about half the student body) could be dicks, but Jacob just
went too far. If they weren't white, then they were joke material for that guy.
I still can't believe I ever stood up for that guy. Shoulda just abandoned him
and let him get the beating he had coming. So really, you don't know the guy. I
haven't seen him in over 3 years now, but unless he's done a complete
turnaround(hardly) or found religion or something, ANYTHING, then trust me the
guy's not worth your attention. Sorry to break it to you.

We can all confirm that. TV makes everyone an amazing person, kids. That's their job. Since young minds are so easily influenced by the mass media, it's easy to believe that "OMGZ JACOBB IZ THE MOST PERFEKT PERSON IN THA WH0LE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!111oneone". Do you think Canadian Idol is gonna talk about how Jacob treated others poorly? Nope, everyone has their flaws, and TV ain't gonna show them.

*dies laughing* This site is hilarious. And for the people bashing you for
bashing Jacob? They're all totally 14. I mean, don't get me wrong, I loved Jacob
on TV. And dude, you'll be making fun of him, but he'll be laughing all the way
to the bank. Seriously though. Thanks for the laugh. I always wondered what went
on in the minds of people who bullied people in highschool. The answer? Not
much. *dies again*
-Krista (

Finally a post with good grammar. Now I don't know if you're talking about us bullying him, or him bullying other people, but in no way did we bully him. See, another common misconception was that I was trying to make Jacob's life a living hell for him, and terrorizing him every day. Nothing's farther from the truth, we made fun of each other and it was all in good fun. I even walked home with the guy a couple of times (like I said, he lived like 5 houses down from me). He pissed a lot of people off, but in no way were we "sworn enemies" or anything like that.

In fact, I actually forgot about this little tidbit. When we were little kids, my mom and his mom were best friends and Jacob and his sister would always come to our house to play.

Mike, u can change the angle of your face.....but you can't change the face

She's still obsessed with my face.
Jessica (her pic posted) writes:

1. people have different personalities...meaning if you didnt like jacob
that doesnt mean everyone shouldnt

2. lots of famous people werent popular in school...and you dont have to be
popular in order to be cool...

3. What is the purpose of your web page? did you really think this would
change peoples minds?

4. You're ugly

1. I never said I didn't like Jacob, neither did I tell anyone else not to. I know reading is difficult for you, but it's essential to not looking like an idiot when you comment here. Maybe read your comment again.

"If you didn't like Jacob, doesn't mean everyone shouldn't."

Now, isn't the reverse true? If you really like Jacob, it doesn't mean anyone else should too. Look at all the comments on here including yours.

2. No shit sherlock.

3. No, the purpose of this website is to occasionally write whatever I want in it. Someone doesn't like it, fuck them! It's called an opinion!

4. Yep, I'm so ugly. The top insult that 12 year olds use against each other, pity. However, I looked up your pic as well.

You are gorgeous.

Wow... there are so many people posting about Jacob that I felt if I wanted
to be cool that I better post something too. Hmm Good for Jacob for getting as
far as he did, I’m sure he worked hard for it and I hope he makes lots of
money.... BUT why the fuck does anyone care? It's not like he's going to read
some obscure comment thread on a site he probably has been to in 5 years and
then give his autograph to all the people who were nice to him and write crappy
songs about us "Bullies". But hey if you people think that "dissing" him or
"defending" him really matters please keep it up. It makes for some entertaining
although grammatically poor reading.

Eric speaks his mind too.

Mike, a few others of us, went to school with the guy. He was notorious for
being this little annoying bastard who everybody hated, and for good reason. So
all of a sudden word gets around that Jacob Hoggard of all people is in Canadian
Idol. We all start talking about it and watching the show, cuz hey it might be
fun to see him on stage. And then lo and behold, he stays in. Week after week.
It's funny, a little sad, but very entertaining what with having known this guy
for quite a few years. In fact, for pretty much all of us in question, Jacob
being on the show was the only reason we bothered to watch; to see how far he

So now here's where the basic comprehension begins for you. A bunch of us
knew the guy. That same bunch of us tend to hang around this site to chat with
eachother and others. So hey, he's in the final 3, so Mike makes a post about it
for 3 reasons(that I know of).

1: It's all pretty amusing and he knows that a bunch of people on the site
will be able to relate.

2: It's his site and if he wants to make a comment then he's damn well
entitled to do so.

3: He KNOWS that the post is going to bring in all kinds of 12-14yo girls
doing "Hoggard" searches, and he's the kind of guy that gets a kick out of
people that will defend someone till their last breath when in reality they know
NOTHING about the person. So there, make sense now?
I hope that cleared things up.

As does Josh, very good points, yet it does not stop the onslaught of retards commenting:

Ok, setting aside the logic you have laid out about the point of creating
this part of your site... regardless of the rest of us knowing it's out of
jealousy...we'll let u believe you have concrete reasons.

But explain why you mature bullies who are so much cooler than the rest of
us took the time to not only go to a porn site, but cut and paste Jacob's face
onto the download. I u not have ANYTHING to do with yourselves off in
Surrey BC? I'm sure there are places to go, things to see....but taking the time
to create your own porn picture?

I guess it all boils down to talk about the kids on here all
being aged 12 but...what maturity level do u think you have at 22 or 23? At
least the children on here are acting their age. People of 12 are immature. You
on the other hand are double their age but still acting just as childish.

-jenni (

Wow, this post would actually sound smart, with all the PROPERLY structured sentences and vocabulary. Too bad the message behind it is still as stupid as the rest of these.

I didn't post the Jacob pics, one of my friends did in response to all the dipshits being... dipshits! Sometimes the only way to deal with immature people is with immaturity (like the pic I posted of Sarah or this post in general). When you start up a shitstorm, be prepared to deal with it.

What others post on here? Not my problem, I believe in freedom of speech.

good grief.... i was born and raised in mission, moved to abby 19 yrs ago.
when someone asks me where i'm from i say abbotsford. if they then ask me if
i've lived here all my life i say, i'm a valley girl, born and raised in
mission. so get over it that it's listed that he's from abby. ain't no thing in
the grand scheme of stuff. and it is listed that he was born in surrey. ya, so
-rhiannyn (

Sarcasm man, you're taking it way too seriously. Who cares if he moved, I knew about that. I just wanted to spark a surrey pride debate, not a preteen whine-fest.

Umm.. well, im with Mike and them. I went to school with the infamous Jacob
Hoggard and he really is a jerk sometimes. Im glad that someone I know made it
as far as he did on Canadian Idol. But thats as far as its going to go. Hes
going to PERHAPS make a song, it will get on the radio and then he'll dissapear
and no one but his close friends will know where he is or WHO he is.

The last thing I remember about him from LAM is he walked around with a
rubber fish and kept throwing it at people or into the janitors buckets of
water. Someone should have handed him and knife. Cuz hes seriously retarded. Im
sorry that he didn't win. But it might be a good thing. Let that Medicine Hat
flammer win. More people in Canada can relate to him better anyways.

Oh yeah, the rubber fish!!!

huh, you took down the pic, what happened, your ass is being sued? i doubt
you'll post this...

I just posted it, so what? The pic's still up, Mya's site was probably down for a while cause that's where it's hosted. Sued? Not unless you can prove in court the pic caused him monetary or business loss. That business law course I took at school comes in handy sometimes.

Now, let's look at the message board thread that started it all. I looked through some of that message board, and the amount of stupid teeny bopper posts is staggering. There is NO WAY anyone on there is over 14.

ewww.. what kind of asshole would do this... gay... JACOB SHOWED HIM!

Yep, he sure showed me alright? When did this happen, and how did I miss it? I wanted to see this show, darn.

Chipper - You know, this just shows how huge he is! If people actually take the time to mke a whole website about how much they hate Jacob, he must be really famous!!

An entire website? Really? Cause I only thought I made ONE post. Hating him? You might want to learn to read, then actually READ it and try and find where I said I hated him. It'll be a fun game for all of you! Who'll win? There are no winners here.

Kristina - It's just a guy with an opinion. Just leave it be, if he wants to say
this we can't stop it... so it's best to just leave it alone and forget about

There ya go! A rare occurrence of intelligence on that post. No sense for them to lose their precious few brain cells raging about a post where I never really said anything bad about the guy to begin with. Notice how the smarter posts are more gramatically correct too.

Alana - Jeez! people like that, piss me off soo much. i told them off....ehehe

EEeeeEEEeeEEEeeeeeEEeeEE-HEE-HEE-HEE. Wow, I bet you feel good now, that you valiantly defended poor Jacob from all us evil soul-sucking bastards. Maybe now he'll dump his girlfriend and marry you.

french_hottie - Let's all just laugh about Jacob sucking a pipe! lol

You got it!!! That WAS another point, to make people laugh at his crazy stories. At first I thought she wasn't an idiot. Her later posts prove that she has, not a stick, but some sort of tree lodged inside her anal cavity.

J-Craze - Its alright i gave him my piece of mind.. Those Live Journals.. Are
sooo dumb.. its on the internet.. people are bound to read it.. So why bash in
them.. I dunno.. People.. PATHETIC...

You might want to learn to formulate a proper sentence before calling someone pathetic, and stop using all those dots "......." too dude. Where's PACMAN when you need him?!

Samurai_Viking_Chick - um... i think i must've read something wrong or didn't
read something at all cuz i didn't really find him to be an asshole or
anything...i'm confused.. oh and slurrey is just a nickname for
case you didn't know..

Out of all these flamers, she actually was able to read the article and see that I WASN'T being an asshole. I'm impressed, maybe not all hope is lost. But then again...

elizAbeth - ew that guy is soo gay...

Was that supposed to be an insult? Yeah ok, I'm a fLaMiNg h0m0, even though I have a girlfriend. Even if I was, anything wrong with that?

krissyb123 - My message to this "Mike guy".... I'll be looking forward to you next entry,
"The Day I Got My Ass Kicked" (and I'm too stupid to know why) That's it you
fucking moron, just give someone (or a whole bunch of 'em)the coordinates to
your house!!!

Oooh, stepping over the line here. Threatening someone over the internet CAN actually get you in trouble with the police, and some people find that out the hard way (just ask Chad about Tony!)

Guest - k i dont even think that guy is telling the truth because yes jacob did
go to elemntary school in surrey (i know this because my frind went to school
with him) but then for high school he moved to abbotsford so unless this guy
moved with him they didn't go to the same high school...what a loser

Actually he went to LA Matheson with us from grade 8 to 10, after that we graduated. After that, who knows. We even have the year book pics to prove it, so next time get your facts straight before sounding like a superdunce.

i_heart_jacob - omg he sucks. haha but i told him off. i also told him that hes
FUGLY... cuz he is. lmao

Lyke omg... don't "lmao" yourself too much, it could cause (more) brain damage.

They went on and on their message board in a diss fest about me, I always thought kids these days had better things to do with their time, like drugs and sex. They can't get either, so they opt to go and diss random people on the internet for making a post about Jacob that isn't about how OMGKEWLIEZ he is.

All in all, I had lots of fun writing this post. If you're angry you're on here, well life is tough, next time think before going on someone's site and being idiots.

You've just made complete asses of yourselves. CONGRATULATIONS LOSERS!

Saturday, September 11, 2004

On this day, 3 years ago...

Oh fuck it, you all know what happened. Thousands died, it was a horrible day, etc. I won't bother repeating everything that everyone else posts on 9/11.
Now, do you know what they're planning to build there to replace the twin towers?

In my opinion, it looks fairly inadequate... half-assed if you will. Sure there are more buildings, but they're all shorter than what was there, reinforcing the fact that most americans are afraid to work in tall buildings after 9/11. There's not a single building that will go over 70 stories in that picture.
It's a combination of fear, greed, and politics that killed any chance of the original twin towers being rebuilt, and you can read the entire story at

yes it's true

Sorry Ladies, Jacob Hoggard is taken.
Please commence with the wrist slashing.

Thanks a bunch

Seth on Slurrey

You know what really pisses me off. Fanatics.

How stupid are people these days? I've been watching this whole Jacob Hoggard fiasco for a bit now and it seems that I have come to a conclusion (get ready this is deep.......):

1) Canadian Idol fans are complete morons

Case in point. This Jacob Hoggard kid. Now granted, I don't know the guy. Apparently Mike and his friends went to school with him, whatever. Anyway I don't watch this Canadian Idol shit because quite frankly I have a life. But, let's say I didn't have a life and I happened to watch Canadian Idiot....err Idol. Ok fine, turn it on, watch a couple hours, go do something else, whatever. That's fine by me, hell everyone has a favorite show, you'd be hard pressed to find me missing Monday Night Football. But when people go so far as to idolize a guy on a show, set up webpages in his honour, and defend him to the death with extreme effort because someone made a critical post on a website...yeah....something isn't right upstairs.....

It seems that this Jacob guy now has an army of 12-15 year old girls ready to defend him to the death. Hmmm a mass of people devoted to your every word and willing to sacrifice themselves for you......I believe a man named Adolf had that once upon a time, and look how THAT turned out.

Now we all know he came in 3rd on Canadian Idol, wow! I can't even remember who came in first last year! Let alone third, and you know what no one else knows and no one else cares! Hell, if I were on that show I'd be sure to use my 15 minutes of fame to my complete advantage. My only wish would be that MY groupies would be legal.

Jacob reminds me of another "upcoming superstar" as you Hoggard fans seem to think. Do any of you remember Jimmy Ray? Of course you don't you were 5 years old when he came out. He was yet another one hit wonder, but at least this guy got a CD out. Jimmy Ray had one song, and it was all about himself. Remember guys? let's sing along:

"Are you Johnny Ray"
"Who wants to know?"
"Are you Gay Ray"
"Who wants to know?, who wants to know about me?"

No one does you dipshit and no one did! And where is he today? Who knows! he was popular for about 5 minutes and he had one shitty CD. In a year the only people who will know the name Jacob Hoggard are Mike's friends who went to school with him, and they'll only remember him for the whiny, bullying, racist little shit he alledgedly was.

But I don't blame blame you idiot fans who are so brainwashed that you'll defend him no matter what. So obsessed with "celebrity" (notice the quotation marks). Why don't you guys do me a favor and all get a life and be your own people instead of idolizing someone. OR idolize him if you will, I don't care, but don't come to this site and bitch at everyone about it. NEWS FLASH kids, not everyone in the world is as obsessed with Jacob or Canadian Idol as you are!

Do me a favor kids, get a life. Quit idolizing people and bitching about it on a website. How pathetic is THAT.

Mankind are an incorrigible race. Give them but Idols -- it is all that they ask; the distinctions of right and wrong, of truth and falsehood, of good and evil, are worse than indifferent to them.

-William Hazlitt 1778-1830, British Essayist

I'm Seth Osler, and this was Seth on Slurrey

Well I haven't been able to update for the past couple of days due to slurrey's FTP going down faster than a surrey hooker on a busy day.

We've been getting many comments on the Jacob post from his beloved fans. Plenty of hate from a post where I wasn't really ragging on the guy in the first place. Fortunately, some of this unintelligent verbal defecation is rather entertaining, so maybe I'll post the top stupidest comments from Jacob's fans who responded to my not-so-insulting post about him.

Wow, to think I got that much of a response from messing around and calling him a goof. If I had actually seriously insulted him I could probably expect his fans waging a jihad on my ass and flying a plane into my house 9/11 style.

Tired as shit, tomorrow brings a new day. Oh and I'll have the new pit party pics up soon, I sorta promise.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004


Blogger sure has changed since the last time I used it. Regardless it still sucks. Alot.
I asked MiKE to let me post on here again last night because apparently I had a good idea for something. Unfortunately I'm a retard and I forgot.


I am proud to be the one to welcome Robin to the club of teh bad drunks.

We're just a bunch of hosers eh?

Monday, September 06, 2004

100meter dash

This morning Mellisa came in 1rst place in the 100 meter dash with a record breaking 14 minutes and 27 seconds.

Thursday, September 02, 2004


This is the pit party from a couple of weeks ago!! 8 pages of pics!! I don't really remember what happened at it, but I do remember it was the best pit party so far!

There's another one this saturday, check the message board for details.

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Have you ever laughed so hard over a long period of time, that you've given yourself a crippling headache?

This guy's articles are even better than Tucker Max.