I get to work, and go to park in the underground parkade. This underground parkade was probably designed by clueless architects who think everyone drives a friggin toyota tercel or something, cause everyday it's a struggle to navigate my behemoth of a car into it. I know a drive a boat, but inside that parkade I feel like I'm driving a fucking aircraft carrier.
Well today the inevitable happened and I scraped the corner of my car on a concrete column and successfully un-pimped it (both the car and the column). FUCK!
Then if that wasn't enough, on the way home from work the dreaded "check engine" light came on. Life is awesome!
Let's talk about better days.... the weekend perhaps:
Yet another birthday to celebrate, and boy did we celebrate it! I'm gonna start from the beginning though.
Friday night I met up with El Valito, and we went to get her a new cell phone. Because well, her old one from like... 1982 just wasn't cutting it these days. That thing was a brick and a half, I bet you could throw it at someone and it would kill them.... hell the radiation would probably do them in before it hit them. It was time for her to have a phone that WASN'T found during an archeological excavation.
We went to the Telus store and Val got a Samsung U510, one of those nifty slider phones! I thought it was quite sexy.
Then we went to Red Robin for dinner and had to sit next to these loud, stupid ho's. There's nothing awesomer than eating dinner while listening to conversations so stupid, you lose enough braincells to want to sniff glue to revive them. Like at one point, one of the dumbells told a joke:
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours?"
Cue screeching laughter and another one of them finding the joke so funny she had to REPEAT IT 4 TIMES!!!!
After dining in hell, me and Val hung out with Shannon and we drove to north van for shits n giggles, it was good times. (Plus it totally helped knowing how to get around that area, since I had to work there on monday)
The next day I unlocked the phone that Val had given me, that Matt had given her, that Cory had given him. Yeah I got like sloppy fourths, a perfect phone for the slurrey show phone line!
That night was Jessica's bday party at Tracy's, and what a party it was. I drank a LOT, and when I finished my drinks, Jessica made me a drink so strong I think it turned my liver inside-out! The rest of the night involved people squirting each other in the face with baby bottles, girls wrestling, girls kissing, girls comparing boobs, and other reasons why alcohol is a pretty good invention.
From what I remember:
- Walking somewhere
Yeah it's all in the pictures. By around 2:30 the party started winding down and most people had left, then Shannon showed up and more drinking occurred... and we partied for another 2 hours. It was a long-ass party... and I did myself proud and stayed consistently drunk enough to barely remember it from beginning to end :]