Sunday, September 07, 2008


Been to busy these days to make the huge, epic changes to this site I've wanted to make. But rest assured, the wait will be worth it.

PS The Slurrey Slerver is dead. RIP Slerver, you were a piece of shit but you did your job. Kinda.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

So I went and saw THE DARK KNIGHT the other night, a movie I've been looking forward to seeing for YEARS!

So what did I think about it?

I'd say it'd be pretty fucking amazing.... IF I HAD SEEN THE LAST 10 GODDAMN MINUTES OF IT!!! As the movie was almost ending, the power in the movie theatre went out.

What followed next was a plethora of "what the fucks" and "you gotta be shitting me's" from the jam-packed theatre.... it was true bullshit! What could potentially be my favorite movie EVER got buttraped by a blown fuse or whatever the fuck caused the power to go out in that ONE building.

That's ok, we're gonna go see it in IMAX. Which hopefully won't suffer a power outage causing me to miss the last 5 minutes of the movie. Assholes!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

So I'm at future shop the other day with Erin and Eric, and I see a game I want called "Mass Effect". Erin bought it for me since she owed me money anyways, and today I try and install it on my PC.

It doesn't install. Gives me an error about some file not being found or something. Probably due to some type of copy protection put on the disc.

Yay Bioware, thanks for the copy protection keeping me from playing my own game! Now I have to download an illegal cracked version instead, cause it's the only way I'll be ever to play the damned thing!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

In the future, vehicle engines will be powered by our shit.
No really.
The stuff that comes out of your ass, it will be taking you to the supermarket in 10 years.

You ask how? Well due to high oil demand we need alternatives that are plentiful and easy to harvest. And what is more plentiful than shit and farts?

You have to wonder how the idea came about. Buddy goes to the gas station to fill up on gas, and is so pissed off at paying $1.37/litre that he farts in anger. He remembers how he used to light his farts on fire at college parties, and ponders why the fuck he's emptying his wallet on something that does the same thing as what comes out of his butt for free?

I swear man gas prices are so bad these days, who hasn't considered funneling a coiler into their gas tank?

PS I'll update tslurrey soon with pics! Oh, and I have to disable the message board for now, it's been hijacked by spam bots.
I have to fight spam bots?
Jesus christ it's only 2008 and we're already battling fucking robots.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008



9 - 11 PM ON

It's a Karbomb Edition with another special guest: Trena!

Monday, May 05, 2008

You know what sucks? Fucking driving around here.
It seems as though my vehicle is a magnet for other vehicles. Am I that invisible or something? I drive a pretty big car, so you'd have to be like 47 different kinds of stupid to not see it as you're changing lanes or turning.
Which brings me to a wonderful incident on Scott Rd last week.... I'm driving in the center lane and TWO cars try to merge into me from either side of me, AT THE SAME TIME. A moment of raw unrefined stupidity that probably lost me 30 IQ points just for being there. And I wasn't even driving in Richmond!

Random MSN convo time between me and El Valito.

{*~Sandy Streetcorner~*} says:
It was sooooo warm today ^.^

{*~Sandy Streetcorner~*} says:
*rolls around*

\m/ ( ๏̯͡๏) \m/ says:

\m/ ( ๏̯͡๏) \m/ says:
you're so cute it hurts my nuts <3

{*~Sandy Streetcorner~*} says:
LOL awwwwww, that was the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me <3
I've been lazy with my posts again, but that's ok.... probably no one reads this except Erin, who loves to point out how barren and lifeless slurrey looks (especially compared to her blog).

This post is gonna be completely random because I just came back from Erin's, and we all know what shenanigans happen on that patio of hers.

I'm thinking of changing the way slurrey looks, but it's not easy anymore. Now instead of simple HTML codes there's shit like "style sheets" and codes have colons and question marks in them. I feel fucking old because I don't know how to make my posts have rainbow text.

So now that the sun has finally come out after like 2 winters in a row, I feel the need to go outside and do something outdoorsy. Like uhhhhh..... fuck. What do people do outdoors these days? Fight dinosaurs? It feels like it's been THAT long since we last had weather decent enough to go outside in.

So I've had my High Definition video camera for a while now and taking it with me wherever I may find something worth filming. Uhhhhhh, so the only worthwhile clips I've taken so far are people headbanging in slow motion, dogs fighting in slow motion, other slow motion stuff, and Mya's baby Chloe acting so cute that if you're a chick, it'll kick you in the ovaries and jumpstart your biological clock. Unfortunately I can't really edit footage yet, as Adobe Premiere CS3 Pro (yeah the latest one) DOES NOT support AVCHD. What the fuck. That's like windows media player not supporting MP3 files.

I'd talk about rising gas prices but that calls for a whole other post, plus the issue pisses me off so much I may cockwhip the computer screen in anger. It's an LCD so I gotta be careful, I remember my old 21" CRT monitor was so sturdy, that thing took many dick punches to the screen, particularly during a blue screen of death, a program crashing and taking an unsaved file with it, or some viciously epic porn. LCD's don't take that shit though.

I fucking love LOLcats.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Hmmmmm I wonder what Dick Cheney is looking at.....

Monday, April 07, 2008

Today I nearly sharted myself. Luckily, I cut the fart short in the last possible millisecond, closing the gate and locking in the outpour of whatever wanted out of there so badly. Thank god for lightning quick reflexes.

This is why I don't like farting. Because in the farting process, the knowledge that the gas expelled may be accompanied by liquid or solid matter is usually aquired late in the sequence of events... in most cases too late. Thus the effect of sharting, when you fart and inadvertently shit your pants (ever so slightly) at the same time.

So my advice is, if you need to vent and don't know what else may come out, don't risk it!

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Parts of this slurrey (webcam/forum) will be offline for a while due to the slurrey slerver getting anally fistfucked but some botnet virus!

I went out drinking with Shani and Valyce and a buncha people last night, it was great cause I drank a lot and got a 2 hour hangover that same night!



I noticed I've been slacking with puttin pics on here lately. You've probably noiticed too. That's cause I've been sticking mostly to facebook for posting pics, cause people can actually comment on each picture.... that's totally something slurrey needs!

Now I'm going to post the pic galleries I've been neglecting to link to:

We went up to Eric's jolly good mountain in Abbotsford and blew shit up. Made some mushroom clouds, threw molotov cocktails off the cliff, the usual shit. It was good stuff, and the next day Valyce, Erin, Eric and I went to the sex show. I smelled like burnt plastic there. I also bot 2 things completely sex-unrelated there, a license plate frame and a custom slurrey symbol car sticker.

This was horrible, I took one too many swigs out of my big ole bottle of Jose Cuervo (more like 10 swigs too many) and got a bit too hammered. Rolling around on the bed I apparently knocked Tracy's phone into a bucket of puke, Shannon was the only one there and wasn't 100% sure I did it either. I still paid for it regardless, cause I'm awesome like that. I puked half the night, and dry heaved the other half. Shannon had never seen anyone puke that epically, and Tracy made me a nice breakfast that morning.

A regular party at Dudley's for Dennis' early birthday. I took it easy that night and had a goddamn miniscule bottle of fireball. The party was great, though in the end we had a Life in the ER moment when Jessica got a piece of glass in her foot!

Went and saw some monster trucks, it was alright. I was expecting more fireballs and cars getting busted up, but it was mostly monster trucks driving around in circles jumping over things over and over again. It got repetetive sorta fast. Then we went to the Bourbon and had some fun times. Next day we all hung out with Mya and her kid Chloe, what a cute baby! She even likes to chew on computer cords, finally someone likes the taste of plastic and electricity too.

#186 - FOGGY DEW
I finally managed to coax Erin out on a friday night, we went to the Foggy Dew with everyone and did the drinkin thang again.

We went to the Tree Rock Pub for Tracy's birthday and it was an eventful night. Kelly and Kevin kept on buying me drinks, and well I don't remember most of the night. Roxanne got her shit ripped off or something, and somebody had left her with the bill for everyone's drinks. Kyle helped her out and paid for it though, a hero he is!

I don't remember much of this cause I chugged a fireball bottle and fell asleep.

Just a couple of pics from 2 or 3 slurrey shows, and Dennis's BBQ. The bbq was fun and stuff, and I used a fuckin BIDET for the first time ever. It was a weird experience, but after a lot of thought I decided that yes, bidets are a cool invention. After the BBQ we went to Mark and Jessika's and chilled for a while.

WE GOT DUDLEY HAMMERED. Then we went to Denny's for some grub, which was the same idea everyone else at the Foggy Dew had. Dudley did an epic thing all over Jessica's sweater. "You're lucky I'm stoned or I'd be so mad at you".

#191 - MISC JUNK
Just a bunch of misc pics from a few things we did, I didn't take many pics for a 2 week period because I had gotten my new HI-DEF VIDEO CAMERA (I'll write about it soon), and was mostly using that to document parties and such.

Well that's about it for now....
PS Lookin to change the face of Slurrey soon, we've had the same layout for at least like 6 years!!!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Soooo you were expecting a huge slurrey april fools joke today, were ya??
Welll.... there isn't one! HA!

Happy april fools!

Betcha you didn't see that coming!! What can I say, I gotta keep you guys on your toes.
(Not to mention the fact that I was feeling lazy this year... shhh)

In other news, I may actually start writing here again! Whether or not this is another april fools joke... we'll see!

Monday, March 31, 2008


Sunday, March 02, 2008

Hey I'm still alive. Sorry to disappoint ya :P
Been busy these days.... world domination takes a bit of planning ahead.
I figure I should try and start posting again at least once a day, we'll see how that goes!

Saturday, February 16, 2008


Tuesday, January 15, 2008


So, it was Rhianna's bday, and the occaision called for some celebration. Of the drunken variety.

At the Blarney Stone....

Historically.... I've never done well at the Blarney Stone. I always get wrecked everytime I go there! Last friday was no exception.

Kyle and I went to scott rd skytrain stn, where I took 3 good swigs of tequila and met up with Kevin and Brad. We head downtown to the Blarney Stone, and meet Shani in the lineup.

When we get in, I got a vodka & red bull and.... that was pretty much the last drink I bought. Kyle kept feeding me endless beers and before you know it I couldn't remember shit!

From what I remember, ummm... _____________.

That's about it. I remember Rhianna passing out for a while, and the girls making out, and meeting one of Rhianna's friends who was greek whose name I had forgotten like 7 times. Then Brad kept saying how I looked like Roberto Luongo.... and then some random chick came up to me saying I was in a band or something?? And tried to get me to go up on the stage.... I ran outside and couldn't find Kyle Kevin or Brad anywhere, so I stumbled around the area eventually running into Kevin.

After the gongshow at the Blarney Stone one would think that the night would end? Nope.... we missed the last skytrain and wandered around downtown. The next 2 hours were packed full of events, from a flying doobie to McDick's to the search for Kyle's wallet (mission failed) to mushroomy ride home on the night bus..... yeah it was fun.

Val Erin and I watched Pan's Labyrinth (on blu-ray) over the weekend, it was beautiful. Wow it's definitely not a kids movie either.... that one sewing scene (you'll know it when you see it) had both the girls hiding from the TV! (Whoa, did you see that?? I pulled a pic from a FUTURE photo gallery!). Anyways yeah it was definitely all I was expecting and even more.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Wow man, I should update this thing more often, now that it works again.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008


I'm also booking the Hick's Lake group campsite for this summer, due to high demand for a good time. Last year's camping trip was the shit and then some, so naturally more people want to go this year. Stay tuned for more info!

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

HEY! It's news story time! Cause I know how all you out there give multiple shits about current events!


Wow.... leaps and advances in technology never cease to baffle me. Imagine going back in time and telling George Orwell that we're jizzing out robots in the future. Imagine the books he would write, oh dear god. Awesome.

So if this whole powered-by-spurm thing works and nanotechnology can be used to cure disease and cancer..... ummm how would it work for women? It's not like they produce sperm, so they'd miss out on the benefits of this recent discovery! Unless it like.... somehow found its way in there.... either orally, vaginally, or anally??


I think the scientists who came up with this plan are either geniuses or have never gotten laid and want an excuse to give someone a cock suppository.


Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Well, it's been another year and slurrey's still kickin'!
Of course it would be, I plan on running this goddamn site until the internet is obsolete. Until everyone has wi-fi brain implants and telepathically MSNing and sending porn to each other.

Imagine a future where someone can beam 2girls1cup directly into your mind. We're one year closer to that future!


Pffff new years plans? Who needs them! 5 or 6 parties people may or may not throw? That's good enough plans for us these days!

Me, Vuv, Ash, Matt, David, and Christina had made plans to have dinner at Earl's at 6:30. They didn't take reservations that night, so we get there and are told that it was a 2 and a half hour wait!

WHAT THE FUCK! We just went and ate at Boston Pizza instead.

The two main things that coulda happened were a party at Marko's friend's house, and if that fell through a party at Tracy and Cory's. Murphy's law dictated that both of those plans would fail, and they did :P

Luckily one of Kyle's friends was throwing a party, and invited us. Val and I left BP and went an picked up Erin and Eric, then punched the address of the house into my GPS. It took us through a variety of places.... we got kinda worried when the route started leading us towards bridgeview though :P

We end up in a nice neighborhood by where Brophy lives, and hoooboy... out of all the people we know, we were the first ones at this party. Fuck walking into a party not knowing anyone, we were gonna drink in the car till the rest of our friends arrived!

It didn't take too long for everyone else to show up, we go into the party and there was food and a fooseball table and a PS3, good ingredients for a rockin party.

Alcohol-wise, I was drinking napoleon brandy and chasing it with fireball. Then the brandy started tasting like shit so I stuck to the fireball!

We got drunk and had fun and had a happy new year.... two of them actually, no one knew who's clock was right so we had 2 countdowns. Slurrey style!

All in all it was a good night considering we didn't have plans until like 8 pm!! Doesn't beat last years crazy Dudley party though.... my god that was insane!