Tuesday, January 18, 2011

So I log into facebook today to do whatever the fuck I do on facebook, and I notice that my profile page looks like a scattered mess of links and failure. For a while now, facebook has been trying to get me to "upgrade" my profile, but I always had the option not to. A good choice, as I enjoyed having an easy to navigate, coherent profile with tabs separating each section.

The illusion of choice didn't last long and it looks like facebook has decided to force the new profile on me anyways. Thanks facebook. Thanks Mark Fuckerburg, you really know what your users want. Douchenozzle.

Since 2007 I've watched layout updates slowly devolve the look and feel of the site, removing features, and fucking up personal privacy in more ways than thought possible. Dear lord I could shit a better layout on a piece of toilet paper!

(A typical day at Facebook HQ)

No joke, this is part of the reason I'm bringing Slurrey back, slowly but surely. The way Facebook is going, in a couple of years it'll look like a website from 1995. Unless we revolt, and fling feces at their servers or something.

Monday, January 17, 2011

So it's 2011 now, and as you can see I have not touched this fucking thing since January 2010. I've been too busy touching other things.

I don't have any hosting for slurrey.com right now, as you need money for that and most of my money is being spent keeping me fed and non-sober. A lifestyle where you do stuff like drive, eat, and avoid homelessness in vancouver is pretty expensive. Yeah, I moved from Surrey to Vancouver a year ago. Some would consider it an upgrade, but sometimes I miss my days of tire fire parties and shopping cart jousting.

(This shopping cart was defective)

I'm actually going to try and update this thing as often as an average human's bowel movements. Why I don't refer to my own.... well let's just say that the quality of my diet is inversely proportional to the money I have to spend on food.