The illusion of choice didn't last long and it looks like facebook has decided to force the new profile on me anyways. Thanks facebook. Thanks Mark Fuckerburg, you really know what your users want. Douchenozzle.
Since 2007 I've watched layout updates slowly devolve the look and feel of the site, removing features, and fucking up personal privacy in more ways than thought possible. Dear lord I could shit a better layout on a piece of toilet paper!
(A typical day at Facebook HQ)
No joke, this is part of the reason I'm bringing Slurrey back, slowly but surely. The way Facebook is going, in a couple of years it'll look like a website from 1995. Unless we revolt, and fling feces at their servers or something.